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(Message started by: Gena on Nov 20^th, 2007, 9:49am)

Title: ???Alternative Treatment???
Post by Gena on Nov 20^th, 2007, 9:49am

http://www.kmbc.com/news/14587550/detail.html

:o

Title: Re: ???Alternative Treatment???
Post by Guiseppi on Nov 20^th, 2007, 10:13am

What really scraes me is who was the first to figure out agitating this toad and licking it gave you a high? How many animals did he agitate and lick before he got lucky and found this one? The odds the toad was the first one he licked are just astronomical!!!! Just a thought ;;D ;;D ;;D

Guiseppi

Title: Re: ???Alternative Treatment???
Post by vietvet2tours on Nov 20^th, 2007, 10:15am

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a150/vietvet2tours/196485B1C8BE58C7E46B7F98A863.jpg?t=1195571679

Title: Re: ???Alternative Treatment???
Post by Gena on Nov 20^th, 2007, 10:33am

Do any of you remember the family guy episode about Licking Toad?

Yeah when you use toad,
It will mess you up.
It will make your mama cry
That's no lie,
You'll choke on your tounge and die

You've got to give it up
You got to give up the toad now
It's no joke buddy, give it up
You got to give up the toad now
Or you'll croke
You've got to give it up,
And don't smoke
Or you will see,
It hurts to pee

There'll be blood, gushing from ya
Everytime that you cough
And forget getting lucky,
It falls off

Yeah you'd better wise up
'Cos I'm telling you
Toad is what Lando forbids

Got to give it all up
Or you're gonna see
Your whole life will hit the skids
And your kids will be born without eyelids

Title: Re: ???Alternative Treatment???
Post by thomas on Nov 20^th, 2007, 10:40am

Nasty.

Title: Re: ???Alternative Treatment???
Post by aubmari on Nov 20^th, 2007, 11:03am

Ummm..... ga-rosssssssss!

Title: Re: ???Alternative Treatment???
Post by kcopelin on Nov 20^th, 2007, 11:11am

[smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]

I once upon a time saw a group of very attractive intelligent and dignified people in Sacramento, CA. As I watched I saw one of the women in the group pull an object out of her shopping bag and lick it. I swear to y'all, I am telling the truth here.

Oddly enough, this said group of attractive and obviously intelligent people proceeded to pass the object around and all licked it. They then began giggling uncontrollably and became quite boisterous.

I discovered later that it was a "psycodelic toad" toy.

PFDAN y'all
kathy [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: ???Alternative Treatment???
Post by Linda_Howell on Nov 20^th, 2007, 11:42am

Quote:

As I watched I saw one of the women in the group pull an object out of her shopping bag and lick it. I swear to y'all, I am telling the truth here.

Silly Girl. That was Guiseppi in drag. [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: ???Alternative Treatment???
Post by StrangeBrew on Nov 20^th, 2007, 11:56am

I almost think JDH's dog-poo treatment would be preferrable.

Almost.

Title: Re: ???Alternative Treatment???
Post by LeLimey on Nov 20^th, 2007, 12:23pm

And who could forget Barb's banana bandana?!

Title: Re: ???Alternative Treatment???
Post by KingOfPain on Nov 20^th, 2007, 12:28pm

"Theiss was released on bond.

The toad is in custody at a police crime lab."

http://i13.tinypic.com/7yq3z12.jpg

*AP - 1 hour, 7 minutes ago
Clay County sheriff's deputies have released this statement by the toad:
"This dude, he said if he licked me & I'd turn into a Princess...like if I had known it was a bogus deal you think I would have let him lick me? C'mon! That's just gross!"

The toad is seeking legal representation.