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(Message started by: Maffumatt on Nov 16^th, 2007, 5:34pm)

Title: Disney public announcement on Chlamydia
Post by Maffumatt on Nov 16^th, 2007, 5:34pm

What Is Chlamydia?
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Snow White: Chlamydia is a lot like swallowing a poisoned apple transformed through magic by a witch. Except, instead of a poisoned apple, it’s more like bacteria living on dirty dwarf cock.

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Cinderella: The Chlamydia bacteria can grow in the throat, vagina, penis, or absolutely anywhere on that sleeper “Sleeps-Around Beauty.” Oh, I’m sorry. I mean, Aurora.

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Pocahontas: Chlamydia is the only thing I still have from John Smith.

What Are The Symptoms?

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Jasmine: I noticed an increased difficulty riding a camel. I remember the pain and swelling. I was so embarrassed I told people I had sand in my crotch.

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Belle: The symptoms are subtle so they can be hard to detect. For me, it was a searing vaginal pain when being mounted by an enormous beast, but in a different, bad way.

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Ariel: My Chlamydia makes Prince Eric have sex with men. At least, he says that’s why.

How Do You Get It?

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Snow White: I’m not a scientist so I can only guess, but I think the smart money is on doing the rusty trombone with Happy.

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Jasmine: Chlamydia was invented by Jews.

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Ariel: I got it playing a game I like to call “Finding Nemo.”

How Do You Treat It?

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Cinderella: Bag the pumpkin coach and use that wish for a clean snatch. Then just hoof it home from the ball.

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Ariel: Ask your dad to zap you some new legs.

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Snow White: Doc insisted the only cure was a strict two week regimen of dwarf “back door.”

What Are The Effects If Left Untreated?

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Cinderella: No one will be friends with you except maybe that tramp, Aurora.

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Pocahontas: Your movie will be only a mild success, your people will be slaughtered in the millions, and Disney will be forced to hire dark-skinned Latinas to portray you at their amusement parks.

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Belle: Your man will lose most of his hair and shrink dramatically in size, leaving you perpetually dissatisfied.

We at the C.D.C. hope you found this information useful. For more information please contact www.when.you.itch.upon.a.scar.com.

Title: Re: Disney public announcement on Chlamydia
Post by LeLimey on Nov 16^th, 2007, 5:35pm

I thought Chewy went to Vegas not Disneyland???

Title: Re: Disney public announcement on Chlamydia
Post by Jonny on Nov 16^th, 2007, 5:38pm

on 11/16/07 at 17:35:50, LeLimey wrote:

I thought Chewy went to Vegas

He did, this is how I know he made it. ;;D

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=ce4_1195173968

Title: Re: Disney public announcement on Chlamydia
Post by Maffumatt on Nov 16^th, 2007, 5:39pm

Chewy gets around.............

Title: Re: Disney public announcement on Chlamydia
Post by Rosybabe on Nov 16^th, 2007, 7:57pm

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