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(Message started by: Ghost on Oct 30th, 2007, 1:51pm)
Title: The Goat is on a roll
Post by Ghost on Oct 30th, 2007, 1:51pm
HHhhhmmmmmmm now I am hungry. Goat rolls, CHicken soup, OH wait I know, any good curry recipies? [smiley=laugh.gif] ;;D

I guess when the days get shorter I get goofier. Been under pressure and need to explode but without a good oldfashoned smack down my bp will jump over its already 155/104 heart racing at about 98. bring it CHenz knock the goat around some. he really needs it. Pics are always welcome.

Mike
the onrey goat!
Title: Re: The Goat is on a roll
Post by Melissa on Oct 30th, 2007, 2:13pm
I only gots some cranberry squares fresh outta the oven...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v708/mfiltz/DSC05499.jpg


(I don't know what the hells the matter with me.  It isn't like I'm lacking sweet stuff in this house. ::))
Title: Re: The Goat is on a roll
Post by Ghost on Oct 30th, 2007, 2:20pm
Melly Melly Melly

Whats with the being nice carp? come on free shots at the goat bring it and you may want to hire a witch or two for help! [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]

ooohh witch cicles sound good too! ;;D

Mike
Title: Re: The Goat is on a roll
Post by Rosybabe on Oct 30th, 2007, 2:21pm
http://i168.photobucket.com/albums/u180/horsey_smish/animated_goat.gif
http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z104/rwhite9/goat.gif
http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb89/blacksoul_013/z54482602.jpg
http://i221.photobucket.com/albums/dd17/BigBoyz094/goat-02.gif
http://i235.photobucket.com/albums/ee116/kohweeguan/monsters226.gif

 ;;D ;;D ;;D ;;D ;;D
Title: Re: The Goat is on a roll
Post by Melissa on Oct 30th, 2007, 2:22pm
;;D

Sorry!  Guess it's just not in my nature. :-/

edited to add: ROTFLMAO Rosy!!!!!! [smiley=laugh.gif]
Title: Re: The Goat is on a roll
Post by Ghost on Oct 30th, 2007, 2:22pm
I vote for number 3!!!! ;;D [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]

Mike
Title: Re: The Goat is on a roll
Post by jimmers on Oct 30th, 2007, 2:22pm
Nice carp?  ;;D

jimmers
Title: Re: The Goat is on a roll
Post by Ghost on Oct 30th, 2007, 2:24pm

on 10/30/07 at 14:22:05, Melissa wrote:
;;D

Sorry!  Guess it's just not in my nature. :-/

Sure it is you are just soooo sweet it hides well.

Dont have to worry I wont get mad I just feel that giving the wonderful CHenz a focal point of attack helps them which makes me feel better.

make up stuff its really fun try it.

Mike
Title: Re: The Goat is on a roll
Post by Brewcrew on Oct 30th, 2007, 2:30pm
Mmmmm....Goat on a roll, with fries and cole slaw.
Title: Re: The Goat is on a roll
Post by Melissa on Oct 30th, 2007, 2:35pm
Ok...


Two men were walking through the woods and came upon a big, black, deep hole. One man picked up a rock and tossed it into the hole and stood listening for the rock to hit bottom. Nothing.
He turned to the other guy and said "that must be a deep hole...let's throw a bigger rock in there and listen for it to hit bottom."
The men found a bigger rock and both picked it up and lugged it to the hole and dropped it in. They listened for some time and....nothing.
Again, they agreed that this must be one deep hole and maybe they should throw something even bigger into it.
One man spotted a big log nearby. They picked it up, grunting and groaning, and threw it to the hole, listening intently......nothing.
All of a sudden, a goat came flying out of the woods, running like the wind, and flew past the men and jumped straight into the hole. The men were astounded.

They walked on through the woods, and a little later met an old farmer who asked the men if they had seen a goat. One man told the farmer of the incredible incident they had just witnessed...they had just seen this goat fly out of the woods, and run and leap into the big hole. He asked the farmer if this could have been his goat.

The old farmer said "Naw, that can't be my goat...he was chained to a big log."
Title: Re: The Goat is on a roll
Post by Ghost on Oct 30th, 2007, 2:43pm
There ya go didnt that feel better?

[smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] ;;D ;)

Mike
Title: Re: The Goat is on a roll
Post by Rosybabe on Oct 30th, 2007, 2:43pm
[smiley=laugh.gif]That is funny  ;;D
Title: Re: The Goat is on a roll
Post by aloneuk on Oct 30th, 2007, 4:51pm
[smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]
Title: Re: The Goat is on a roll
Post by Peppermint on Oct 30th, 2007, 4:55pm
You're askin' for it buddy...

A door-to-door salesman has had a really rough day and decided to try one more house before heading home. He knocks on the door, determined to make a sale. A small boy opens the door, and the salesman starts in with his sales pitch. The boy stood there speechless, and the salesman, seeing that he wasn't getting anywhere, asked the boy where his mother was. The boy didn't say a word and just pointed upstairs. The salesman goes up the stairs, opens the bedroom door and finds the boy's mother in bed with a goat!! Completely flabbergasted, the salesman slams the door shut and flies down the stairs. He grabs the little boy by the shoulders and yells, "Do you know what's in bed with your mother? Do you know what they're doing? Doesn't this bother you?" To which the little boy responded, "Na-a-a-a-a-a-a."

::) :P
Title: Re: The Goat is on a roll
Post by aloneuk on Oct 30th, 2007, 5:01pm
::)
Title: Re: The Goat is on a roll
Post by echo on Oct 30th, 2007, 5:04pm

on 10/30/07 at 14:35:36, Melissa wrote:
Ok...



Again, they agreed that this must be one deep hole and maybe they should throw something even bigger into it.
One man spotted a big log nearby. They picked it up, grunting and groaning, and threw it to the hole, listening intently......nothing.
All of a sudden, a goat came flying out of the woods, running like the wind, and flew past the men and jumped straight into the hole. The men were astounded.

They walked on through the woods, and a little later met an old farmer who asked the men if they had seen a goat. One man told the farmer of the incredible incident they had just witnessed...they had just seen this goat fly out of the woods, and run and leap into the big hole. He asked the farmer if this could have been his goat.

The old farmer said "Naw, that can't be my goat...he was chained to a big log."



LOL

But where to begin.  How is it that a hole that large and deep did not have warning signs, cones, and or lights indicating the potential danger?

What about the enivornmental agency that lacked proper supervison of said hole to ensure yaahoos did not throw potentialy dangerous materials into said hole.

About the log.  Did they not see the chain secured to said log? How could they not assume the chain had a purpose unknown to them.  As far as a goat on a long chain, attached to a log in the woods goes.  There is no conceivable way that goat would only walk in a straight line into the woods.  That chain would have been wrapped around the tree trunks time and time again.

Where the hell was ASPCA in all this.  Goat to a log by a chain, no owners nearby apparently,  any mention of food and water? Did these guys get charged with animal abuse?  I think not.

Well -- that's just my $.02

Thanks Mel. [smiley=twocents.gif]
Title: Re: The Goat is on a roll
Post by Peppermint on Oct 30th, 2007, 5:06pm

on 10/30/07 at 17:01:42, aloneuk wrote:
::)


What.. no good?   ;;D ;;D ;;D


http://www.geocities.com/~butt79/sucks2.gif
Title: Re: The Goat is on a roll
Post by echo on Oct 30th, 2007, 5:31pm

on 10/30/07 at 14:13:41, Melissa wrote:
I only gots some cranberry squares fresh outta the oven...

Cranberry??


(I don't know what the hells the matter with me.  It isn't like I'm lacking sweet Cranberry??stuff in this house. ::))


cranberry?

But then what the H do I know.  I'm a bald english/scot.
I'm thinking peach, blueberry, or  lutefish.


edited to fix the quote cuz I'm a goober
Title: Re: The Goat is on a roll
Post by aloneuk on Oct 30th, 2007, 5:32pm
here's what i think to you pep  ;;D

http://myspacetv.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=1704
Title: Re: The Goat is on a roll
Post by echo on Oct 30th, 2007, 5:35pm
LMBAO

Nice
Title: Re: The Goat is on a roll
Post by Melissa on Oct 30th, 2007, 5:38pm

on 10/30/07 at 17:31:25, echo wrote:
cranberry?

But then what the H do I know.  I'm a bald english/scot.
I'm thinking peach, blueberry, or  lutefish.


edited to fix the quote cuz I'm a goober

Yes CRANBERRY!  I'm a Wisconsinite plus pregnant, so what I normally love I just have to eat tons of right now. ;;D
Title: Re: The Goat is on a roll
Post by Melissa on Oct 30th, 2007, 5:39pm
OMG Ike, LMBO!!! [smiley=laugh.gif]
Title: Re: The Goat is on a roll
Post by Peppermint on Oct 30th, 2007, 5:40pm

on 10/30/07 at 17:32:59, aloneuk wrote:
here's what i think to you pep  ;;D

http://myspacetv.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=1704


Why you little.... [smiley=finger.gif]

I must be tired, its all I can do to give you the finger LOL
Title: Re: The Goat is on a roll
Post by echo on Oct 30th, 2007, 5:43pm

on 10/30/07 at 17:38:19, Melissa wrote:
Yes CRANBERRY!  I'm a Wisconsinite plus pregnant...............



Yes dear. :-*

I'll go lay by my dish now.
Title: Re: The Goat is on a roll
Post by Rosybabe on Oct 30th, 2007, 6:45pm
OH MY GOSH !!!  [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]
Title: Re: The Goat is on a roll
Post by aloneuk on Oct 30th, 2007, 6:47pm

on 10/30/07 at 17:40:41, Peppermint wrote:
Why you little.... [smiley=finger.gif]

I must be tired, its all I can do to give you the finger LOL



is that it ? is that really all you got ? i thought you were big and tough ? lol

your just a girl thingy cat !
Title: Re: The Goat is on a roll
Post by Rosybabe on Oct 30th, 2007, 6:50pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMShvQa4SI0

                       ;;D
Title: Re: The Goat is on a roll
Post by aloneuk on Oct 30th, 2007, 6:53pm
lmmfao poor lil sheep he couldn't work out why everyone was running away from him :-[
Title: Re: The Goat is on a roll
Post by Rosybabe on Oct 30th, 2007, 6:56pm
I would run away too  [smiley=laugh.gif]
Title: Re: The Goat is on a roll
Post by deltadarlin on Oct 30th, 2007, 7:06pm
Okay,goat. uh, I meant, ghost (I rilly rilly did).

For the goat who likes to be stylin' when he's trying to get the CHenz to notice him.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v123/tribander_3/goat-jokes-funny.jpg

and to match his purple pygmy party pants, of course he must have shoes!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v123/tribander_3/goat-shoes-funny.jpg

and if the CHenz get to chasing after him, he can always switch to his running shoes!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v123/tribander_3/goatsneakers.gif

Oh and here's a tidbit of info that every responsible goat owner need to know, "As a tip...if your Goat's shoes seem to be too small, trim thier Toenails and lubricate thier feet with a light gear oil or grape seed oil and add a touch of Mint for the bad smell that sometimes develops over time.".

And after a long day of being chased and hammered by the CHenz, you might find goatie, uhm, I meant ghost at the cantina, imbibing fresh curdled goat milk.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v123/tribander_3/goat.jpg
Title: Re: The Goat is on a roll
Post by Rosybabe on Oct 30th, 2007, 7:12pm
[smiley=crackup.gif]
Title: Re: The Goat is on a roll
Post by Linda_Howell on Oct 30th, 2007, 8:41pm
 
Quote:
bring it CHenz knock the goat around some


  Let me get this straight.  You WANT to be knocked down a peg?  

This is too easy, and it actually takes the challenge out of it for us.  I smell a trap. But if we take into consideration you probably don't have the intelligence for guile...maybe it makes perfect sense.

 "There once was a goat from Nantuckett....
Title: Re: The Goat is on a roll
Post by Maffumatt on Oct 30th, 2007, 8:44pm
Hey Mike........
http://www.someecards.com/filestorage/enc_35.jpg

LOL Good job in keeping those silly Chens in the coop........
Title: Re: The Goat is on a roll
Post by Redd on Oct 30th, 2007, 8:59pm

on 10/30/07 at 20:44:55, Maffumatt wrote:
Hey Mike........
http://www.someecards.com/filestorage/enc_35.jpg

LOL Good job in keeping those silly Chens in the coop........



This CHen  didn't bite.  I use it all up at work right now.   ;;D
Title: Re: The Goat is on a roll
Post by Jonny on Oct 30th, 2007, 8:59pm

on 10/30/07 at 20:41:47, Linda_Howell wrote:
  "There once was a goat from Nantuckett....


Who wished to God that he could suck it"

I guess a goat aint no damn mule now is he.....LMAO! ;;D
Title: Re: The Goat is on a roll
Post by Peppermint on Oct 30th, 2007, 10:14pm

on 10/30/07 at 18:47:03, aloneuk wrote:
is that it ? is that really all you got ? i thought you were big and tough ? lol

your just a girl thingy cat !


Well -Delta sure got your number cuz I removed those purple knickers thinking you might start to cry ....

Come here little boy...I got your girl thingy cat....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AKocmhdAMA

8)
Title: Re: The Goat is on a roll
Post by Ghost on Oct 31st, 2007, 10:58am
Now this is what goats do for fun! ;;D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LIkJgH6uN_c&NR=1

Mike

And dont forget the goat family tree

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQev3UoGp2M
Title: Re: The Goat is on a roll
Post by aloneuk on Oct 31st, 2007, 11:04am
[smiley=crackup.gif]
Title: Re: The Goat is on a roll
Post by Peppermint on Oct 31st, 2007, 11:37am
[smiley=moonwiggle.gif]

;;D ;;D ;;D ;;D [smiley=laugh.gif]
Title: Re: The Goat is on a roll
Post by Rosybabe on Oct 31st, 2007, 11:50am
[smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]


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