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(Message started by: Ghost on Oct 26^th, 2007, 8:40am)

Title: Can I get an AMEN!
Post by Ghost on Oct 26^th, 2007, 8:40am

Many times when I am troubled or confused, I find comfort in sitting in my back yard and having a nice cup of coffee along with a quiet conversation with Jesus. This happened to me again after a particularly difficult day.
I said 'Jesus, why do I work so hard?'
And I heard the reply: 'Men find many ways to demonstrate the love they have for their family. You work hard to have a peaceful, beautiful place for your friends and family to gather.'
I said: 'I thought that money was the root of all evil.'
And the reply was: 'No, the LOVE of money is the root of all evil. Money is a tool; it can be used for good or bad'.
I was starting to feel better, but I still had that one burning question, so I asked it. 'Jesus,' I said, 'what is the meaning of life? Why am I here?'
He replied: 'That is a question many men ask. The answer is in your heart and is different for everyone. I would love to chat with you some more, Señor, but for now, I have to finish your lawn.'

Mike

Title: Re: Can I get an AMEN!
Post by ski2k on Oct 26^th, 2007, 8:46am

OK.... Ya got me....

[smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif]

Good one, Mike! I needed that laugh!

Title: Re: Can I get an AMEN!
Post by JDH on Oct 26^th, 2007, 8:58am

bwaaaaaaahahahaha ;;D

Title: Re: Can I get an AMEN!
Post by Melissa on Oct 26^th, 2007, 9:00am

ROTFL I love it! ;;D

Title: Re: Can I get an AMEN!
Post by Gator on Oct 26^th, 2007, 9:04am

[smiley=spit.gif]

Title: Re: Can I get an AMEN!
Post by midwestbeth on Oct 26^th, 2007, 10:15am

AMEN!! [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Can I get an AMEN!
Post by kimmiedawn81 on Oct 26^th, 2007, 10:19am

Ya had me going for a minute. Good one!! [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Can I get an AMEN!
Post by Mosaicwench on Oct 26^th, 2007, 11:53am

Amen brother!

Title: Re: Can I get an AMEN!
Post by Shedz on Oct 26^th, 2007, 12:14pm

[smiley=ohjez.gif] ;;D ;;D ;;D

Title: Re: Can I get an AMEN!
Post by Rosybabe on Oct 26^th, 2007, 12:17pm

AMEN!! ;;D

Title: Re: Can I get an AMEN!
Post by Charlie on Oct 26^th, 2007, 3:57pm

http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/crackup.gif

Reminds me of the old Bill Cosby line: "For the first few years of my life, I thought my name was Jesus Christ."

Charlie

Title: Re: Can I get an AMEN!
Post by cosmicfunkfather on Oct 26^th, 2007, 5:53pm

http://i24.tinypic.com/69j808.jpg [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif]

Title: Re: Can I get an AMEN!
Post by LeLimey on Oct 26^th, 2007, 5:55pm

You little shit [smiley=laugh.gif]