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(Message started by: Gena on Oct 15^th, 2007, 11:55am)

Title: Dinner anyone?
Post by Gena on Oct 15^th, 2007, 11:55am

I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner.

I took out my wallet, got out ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this
money, will you buy wine with it instead of dinner?"

"No, I had to stop drinking years ago", the homeless woman told me.

"Will you use it to go shopping instead of buying food?" I asked.

"No, I don't waste time shopping," the homeless woman said.
"I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive."

"Will you spend this on a beauty salon instead of food?" I asked.

"Are you NUTS !" replied the homeless woman. " I
haven't had my hair done in 20 years!"

"Well," I said, "I'm not going to give you the money.
Instead, I'm going to take you out for dinner with my
husband and me tonight."

The homeless Woman was shocked. "Won't your husband
be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty,
and I probably smell pretty disgusting."

I said, "That's okay. It's important for him to see what a woman
looks like after she has given up shopping, hair appointments, and wine."

Title: Re: Dinner anyone?
Post by LeLimey on Oct 15^th, 2007, 11:58am

All husbands and boyfriends here TAKE NOTE!!!!

Thank you Gena I love it!! [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Dinner anyone?
Post by sandie99 on Oct 15^th, 2007, 12:03pm

I feel sorry for the homeless woman, but still... [smiley=laugh.gif]

Sanna

Title: Re: Dinner anyone?
Post by JenniferD on Oct 15^th, 2007, 12:12pm

That's a good one! [smiley=laugh.gif]

Thanks for the laugh

Jen