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(Message started by: sandie99 on Oct 13^th, 2007, 11:02am)

Title: Fourtune cookie knows
Post by sandie99 on Oct 13^th, 2007, 11:02am

We had yummy Chinese food last night and we got fourtune cookies with our order. Mine said:
"Your cheerful outlook is one of your best assets". ;;D

Even cookie knows that I'm optimist! [smiley=laugh.gif]

PF days to all,
Sanna

Title: Re: Fourtune cookie knows
Post by George_J on Oct 13^th, 2007, 11:07am

I once got a fortune cookie with no fortune in it.

I waited a long time for something to happen, but nothing did.

That's when I realized that "nothing" was the fortune.

Those Orientals are sooooo subtle....

;)

Best,

George

Title: Re: Fourtune cookie knows
Post by cynjeep89 on Oct 13^th, 2007, 11:19am

Here are a few messages you don't want to see in your fortune cookie:

"Help! I have been enslaved by the fortune cookie factory."

"Look behind you."

"You will die on the toilet due to the road kill you just paid $8 for."

"Sell cookie before December 1, 1987."

"I think we should see other people."

"That Wasn't Chicken."

"Inspected . . . and rejected by No. 14"

"I can't believe you ate here."

"This message will self destruct in 3...2...1".

"Have you seen any cats around this restaurant?"

Title: Re: Fourtune cookie knows
Post by JenniferD on Oct 13^th, 2007, 11:22am

LOL Cyn!! [smiley=laugh.gif]

And Sanna, that really is the PERFECT fortune for you :)

Title: Re: Fourtune cookie knows
Post by sandie99 on Oct 13^th, 2007, 12:07pm

Thank you, Jen. :)

Cyn, that was hilarious! [smiley=laugh.gif]

I've had a fourtune cookie once before. That one said "Smile and the world smiles with you". I liked that one a lot as well. :)

PF days to us all,
Sanna

Title: Re: Fourtune cookie knows
Post by chewy on Oct 13^th, 2007, 12:42pm

Mine says

"Thats 30 seconds of your life you'll never get back"

Title: Re: Fourtune cookie knows
Post by assaultme on Oct 13^th, 2007, 12:45pm

on 10/13/07 at 11:19:42, cynjeep89 wrote:

A new invention: mis-fortune cookies [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Fourtune cookie knows
Post by Brewcrew on Oct 13^th, 2007, 1:10pm

All cookie fortunes must be preceded by saying, "When in bed..."

Title: Re: Fourtune cookie knows
Post by sandie99 on Oct 13^th, 2007, 1:21pm

on 10/13/07 at 13:10:26, Brewcrew wrote:

All cookie fortunes must be preceded by saying, "When in bed..."

I'm quessing that those fourtune cookies do not come from a Chinese restaurant but a complitely different kind of establishment...

Title: Re: Fourtune cookie knows
Post by George_J on Oct 13^th, 2007, 2:17pm

on 10/13/07 at 13:10:26, Brewcrew wrote:

All cookie fortunes must be preceded by saying, "When in bed..."

on 10/13/07 at 11:19:42, cynjeep89 wrote:

"Look behind you."

I don't think I like that fortune very much.

Best,

George

Title: Re: Fourtune cookie knows
Post by Brewcrew on Oct 13^th, 2007, 2:19pm

on 10/13/07 at 13:21:16, sandie99 wrote:

I'm quessing that those fourtune cookies do not come from a Chinese restaurant but a complitely different kind of establishment...

Wrong-o. Just take regular chinese restaurant fortunes and say the magic words first. Some of them can be hilarious.

Title: Re: Fourtune cookie knows
Post by assaultme on Oct 13^th, 2007, 3:12pm

Yup, most aren't even actual fortunes...they are more like "advisory statements"

Some examples of mis-fortune cookies might be:
Your mother in law is moving in
You're not the baby's Daddy
An IRS audit is in your future
[smiley=laugh.gif]