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(Message started by: chewy on Oct 12^th, 2007, 12:41pm)

Title: Blondes
Post by chewy on Oct 12^th, 2007, 12:41pm

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help
me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it
started. Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's
finished?"

Blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.

She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over
the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box,
then turns to her and says,

"First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to
assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger."

He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a
nice cup of tea, and then ...."

He sighed...............

"Let's put all the Frosted Flakes back in the box......"

Title: Re: Blondes
Post by Rosybabe on Oct 12^th, 2007, 12:48pm

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Title: Re: Blondes
Post by sandie99 on Oct 12^th, 2007, 1:16pm

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Title: Re: Blondes
Post by Tiannia on Oct 12^th, 2007, 1:27pm

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Title: Re: Blondes
Post by PollyPocket on Oct 12^th, 2007, 5:11pm

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!

Title: Re: Blondes
Post by cosmicfunkfather on Oct 12^th, 2007, 5:59pm

"ROFLMBO" [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif]

Title: Re: Blondes
Post by Jonny on Oct 12^th, 2007, 6:57pm

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=9f9af150d1

Title: Re: Blondes
Post by AussieBrian on Oct 12^th, 2007, 7:52pm

When it comes to blondes, the dumbest of the dumb are those who dye the roots of their hair dark brown without realizing how silly it looks.

Title: Re: Blondes
Post by jimmers on Oct 12^th, 2007, 7:56pm

Funnies and Jokes section? ;;D

jimmers

Title: Re: Blondes
Post by rolo65 on Oct 12^th, 2007, 8:39pm

on 10/12/07 at 19:56:25, jimmers wrote:

Funnies and Jokes section? ;;D

jimmers

Chewy was blond in a previous life! [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Blondes
Post by assaultme on Oct 12^th, 2007, 9:01pm

2 blonde's burglarized a jewelry store.
They heard the cops coming, so they made a break for it. The first one ran across the rooftop and jumped onto the next roof.

The other says: "I cant make it, I cant jump that far"

The first one tells her that she will shine a flashlight from her roof to the others roof and the other can simply walk across the beam to escape.

The second blond says: "Ha, I wont fall for that one !!! You'll just turn the light off as soon as I get half way across!!!" [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Blondes
Post by Charlie on Oct 12^th, 2007, 10:25pm

http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/crackup.gif

This is off topic but why do so many women dye their hair that strange chemical red color that is foregin to all humans?

It's a puzzlement.

Charlie

Title: Re: Blondes
Post by Jonny on Oct 12^th, 2007, 10:34pm

on 10/12/07 at 22:25:44, Charlie wrote:

This is off topic but why do so many women dye their hair that strange chemical red color that is foregin to all humans?

They are who-res, Charlie. ;;D

Title: Re: Blondes
Post by Charlie on Oct 12^th, 2007, 10:46pm

http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/crackup.gif

Only in New York and Bastin is that a two syllable woid.

Charlie

Title: Re: Blondes
Post by cynjeep89 on Oct 13^th, 2007, 10:17am

The Cheerios puzzles are a lot easier than the Frosted Flakes.

There are no tiger stripes to try to match, the cereal circles are less fragile than the flakes and all of the puzzle pieces are the same shape.

You just open the box, pour the puzzle on the table, form into a square shape and the puzzle is done.

Title: Re: Blondes
Post by Mosaicwench on Oct 13^th, 2007, 10:32am

on 10/13/07 at 10:17:35, cynjeep89 wrote:

And you know this HOW, Cyn???
;)

Title: Re: Blondes
Post by cynjeep89 on Oct 13^th, 2007, 10:41am

The blonde with the Frosted Flakes told me. [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Blondes
Post by sandie99 on Oct 13^th, 2007, 10:51am

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Good one, Cyn. ;;D

Title: Re: Blondes
Post by vietvet2tours on Oct 13^th, 2007, 10:56am

on 10/13/07 at 10:41:53, cynjeep89 wrote:

The blonde with the Frosted Flakes told me. [smiley=laugh.gif]

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Title: Re: Blondes
Post by sldrswyfe on Oct 13^th, 2007, 11:20pm

Charlie,

Assuming you REALLY are asking...it's because first, they dont know what they're doing. Have dark hair, and want it to be "lighter"....and you CANNOT do that with DARK hair...usually you "double process" meaning first, you "strip" the dark out with bleach, then deposit the "blonde" color you want in the hair. I know you're intelligent enough that I don't have to give you analogy.

Or...they didn't use one of the many products specifically designed to lighten dark hair to a light honey or golden blonde (think Jennifer Lopez. Her natural color is dark brown)....not brass red. The hair hasn't "come up high enough"...and it looks HORRIBLE...that is a MISTAKE...a hair disaster...they should NOT be walking out of a SALON like that...without it being corrected. Not if they went to a talented stylist, that takes their work seriously....it's a reflection on YOU....

Coming from both a stylist and a brunette with golden hi-lites around her face.... ;;D Hope that helped.

Title: Re: Blondes
Post by zwibbs/Scott on Oct 14^th, 2007, 5:45am

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Title: Re: Blondes
Post by Shedz on Oct 14^th, 2007, 6:05pm

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Title: Re: Blondes
Post by sldrswyfe on Oct 15^th, 2007, 6:30am

Charlie,

Being that you are from upstate...do you say "draw" or "drawer"....for an DRAWER...that thing that slides out of a cabinet and holds things..... :D

My husband is from New York, and says "draw"....I say "draw" is a verb...."drawer" is an noun...and HE doens't say it right!! Of course, I don't say it right... ::)

We pronounce "a" differently too...the way he's says crab drives me nuts...I can't even phonetically think of way to type it.... just wondering :)