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(Message started by: assaultme on Oct 5th, 2007, 1:15pm)
Title: Almost got crushed
Post by assaultme on Oct 5th, 2007, 1:15pm
Don't go to buffets very often...try to keep the weight down.

So I go to a Godfathers Pizza buffet a short while back.

I guess they were making some more pizzas cause the buffet was empty. Kinda waited a few feet away from the table because I expected they would have some coming right up.

A girl brings out a few pizzas...ah wham !!! I get elbowed & pushed out of the way by a stampeding herd of big girls. I aint kidding, I could have been crushed by the sheer force of 6 people literally running to the table.  [smiley=laugh.gif]

They started pushing each other a bit as if it was the last food on earth.
When the smoke cleared, the buffet was empty.

 Seriously, I was really disgusted by their gluttonous behavior !!!
It was truly embarrassing that adults would act like this in public.
I just kinda backed away and asked the cashier for my money back. Said I would return another day perhaps.

I dunno, maybe I don't have a point to my post.
  I was just astounded that people act like this....all self-absorbed.
You would think there is a food shortage.
I'll bet if there ever is, I'll just go out to the woods and get my own instead of fighting over it like a 2 year old !!
Damn, people suck.

Dave
Title: Re: Almost got crushed
Post by Rosybabe on Oct 5th, 2007, 1:23pm
Dave, you are not alone, I actually hate to go to buffet type restaurants...
People forget about manners and think they can get away with everything.
Most of the time I go to a Chinese Buffet but I avoid the seafood area mostly because some pople like to fish the seafood out of the trays, literally, they get all the shrimp, oysters, crabs, etc out of the dish leaving behing only the vegetables (within the same dish).
And you will always find the crawfish tray empty  [smiley=laugh.gif].
We only go to the soup area and the suchi bar, I guess "they " don't like light food  :D...those areas are always pretty empty  [smiley=laugh.gif]

We quit going to Golden Corral because I can't stand to see people eating like pigs  >:(..They make my appetite go away.
Title: Re: Almost got crushed
Post by LeLimey on Oct 5th, 2007, 1:30pm
I've seen some pretty horrific behaviour at places like that too. It's quite horrible seeing people descend into pigs for feeding time at the trough.

I'll tell you what Dave, next time you want to take your delicate little tootsies out to eat I'll come and protect you from the horrible nasty big girlies who pull your hair and make you cry shall I?!  ;)


flippin' wuss  :P

Helen x
Title: Re: Almost got crushed
Post by Brewcrew on Oct 5th, 2007, 1:33pm

on 10/05/07 at 13:30:12, LeLimey wrote:
I'll tell you what Dave, next time you want to take your delicate little tootsies out to eat I'll come and protect you from the horrible nasty big girlies who pull your hair and make you cry shall I?!  ;)

flippin' wuss  :P

Wow. Both barrels with one squeeze of the trigger, Dave. I hope you ducked.
Title: Re: Almost got crushed
Post by Sometimes on Oct 5th, 2007, 1:38pm
Try getting to the crab legs at the seafood buffets in northern WI.  You're likely to either starve or get squished. :-/
Title: Re: Almost got crushed
Post by sandie99 on Oct 5th, 2007, 1:56pm
Dave, that's just terrible! :(

Aguess we've been lucky, because Timo and I have been to buffets a few times and had no problems.

Maybe Finns know how to behave themselves or we just got there before the really hungry folkes got there. ;;D

Now, the next time you're planning to go to a buffet restaurant, come to Finland! :)

And should someone need some help making it through a crowded place, I'm more than happy to help. I've been fully trained at department store Stockmann's Crazy Days sale, which is complete madhouse (in case someone has anger management issues, go there then and you can freely push anyone; no one will notice, because everyone else is doing the same) and my high school where it was nearly impossible get anywhere in time but I never got told off for being late. ;)

Sanna ;)
*when you're short you'll learn to be clever*
Title: Re: Almost got crushed
Post by Ray on Oct 5th, 2007, 2:42pm
Dear Dave and everyone:

Athough this is not a "Judeao-Christian" forum, and I do stand a chance for being flamed for this opinion, here goes anyway.

Both the Old Testament and the New Testament command us to "Love thy neighbor."  References available by PM.

Although many verses of the bible can be taken out of context to appear to say something it does not, for example, "eat, drink and be merry for tomorrow we die"
(References and bible study assignments are available by PM).

If more of the people who profess to be Christians or Jews actually acted as they are supposed to, to please God, and/or more people would become Christians or Jews and act to please God, these things would not happen.

We, the world, USA, etc., have become a Godless majority.  When God is no longer real to the majority, we have become "gods" (note the small "g") unto ourselves.  We may become selfish, after all, we are "gods", no?

I don't know if any/many of you will get the point of this, but if it helps even one person gain a perspective, then it was worth it.

If this post offends you, I'm sorry, but I only have one real judge that I need to please, if you catch my point.

With regards,

Ray
Title: Re: Almost got crushed
Post by Ghost on Oct 5th, 2007, 2:56pm

on 10/05/07 at 13:15:09, assaultme wrote:
Don't go to buffets very often...try to keep the weight down.

So I go to a Godfathers Pizza buffet a short while back.

I guess they were making some more pizzas cause the buffet was empty. Kinda waited a few feet away from the table because I expected they would have some coming right up.

A girl brings out a few pizzas...ah wham !!! I get elbowed & pushed out of the way by a stampeding herd of big girlsheffers. I aint kidding, I could have been crushed by the sheer force of 6 people  cows literally running to the table trough.  [smiley=laugh.gif]

They started pushing each other a bit as if it was the last food on earth.
When the smoke cleared, the buffet was empty.

 Seriously, I was really disgusted by their gluttonous behavior !!!
It was truly embarrassing that adults would act like this in public.
I just kinda backed away and asked the cashier for my money back. Said I would return another day perhaps.

I dunno, maybe I don't have a point to my post.
  I was just astounded that people act like this....all self-absorbed.
You would think there is a food shortage.
I'll bet if there ever is, I'll just go out to the woods and get my own instead of fighting over it like a 2 year old !!
Damn, people suck.

Dave


Remember grazing heffers are not to be interfiered(sp) with one could get hurt.
See our CHenz here are not of the bovine species, they conduct themselves as a true CHen should, until riled then all bets are off.
We are blessed to have the highest quality of the Female species here.






Oh they are good with gravy too!
Gotta run!!!

Mike
Title: Re: Almost got crushed
Post by assaultme on Oct 5th, 2007, 3:40pm

on 10/05/07 at 13:33:30, Brewcrew wrote:
Wow. Both barrels with one squeeze of the trigger, Dave. I hope you ducked.



Ah , Helen don't scare me....she's all the way over in Yew York or somewhere right now. Course she could always fly her broom over here and dig my eyes out with her nails or something [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]

Yeah, she has soccer hooligans over there, but try battling a herd of stampeding wildebeests when the Tickle Me Elmo doll goes on sale.

 Now, I gotta go paint my toenails  [smiley=laugh.gif]
Title: Re: Almost got crushed
Post by LeLimey on Oct 5th, 2007, 3:40pm
I'd sleep with one eye open if I was you Dave  :-*
Title: Re: Almost got crushed
Post by Ghost on Oct 5th, 2007, 4:11pm

on 10/05/07 at 15:40:44, LeLimey wrote:
I'd sleep with one eye open if I was you Dave  :-*

And not the brown one!!!!!! [smiley=laugh.gif] :o :o :o :o :o

Mike
Title: Re: Almost got crushed
Post by assaultme on Oct 5th, 2007, 4:12pm

on 10/05/07 at 15:40:44, LeLimey wrote:
I'd sleep with one eye open if I was you Dave  :-*



 Again, you don't scare me.
I keep a picture of my mother-in-law in a solid titanium briefcase in case of attack. It is so hideous, you wouldn't stand a chance.

I once defended myself against an armed band of drug dealers with it. 3 of them died, 2 suffered brain aneurysm's and one got away by shielding himself with the titanium briefcase.  
Title: Re: Almost got crushed
Post by assaultme on Oct 5th, 2007, 4:13pm

on 10/05/07 at 16:11:11, Ghost wrote:
And not the brown one!!!!!! [smiley=laugh.gif] :o :o :o :o :o

Mike

 Oi, no comment there Mike  :o
Title: Re: Almost got crushed
Post by LeLimey on Oct 5th, 2007, 4:19pm

on 10/05/07 at 16:12:52, assaultme wrote:
 Again, you don't scare me.
I keep a picture of my mother-in-law in a solid titanium briefcase in case of attack. It is so hideous, you wouldn't stand a chance.

I once defended myself against an armed band of drug dealers with it. 3 of them died, 2 suffered brain aneurysm's and one got away by shielding himself with the titanium briefcase.  


Awww Bless!!

Don't you just love 'em when they're all new and naive?!  ;)

Remember Dave, I have three kids, I'll be a triple mother in law one day and I already have more training than I'll ever need from the mother in law from hell..


I have to ask though - are you still hungry sweetie pie? Would you like me to rustle you up a nice Curry?
Title: Re: Almost got crushed
Post by Paul98 on Oct 5th, 2007, 4:42pm

on 10/05/07 at 16:19:04, LeLimey wrote:
Awww Bless!!

Don't you just love 'em when they're all new and naive?!  ;)

Remember Dave, I have three kids, I'll be a triple mother in law one day and I already have more training than I'll ever need from the mother in law from hell..


I have to ask though - are you still hungry sweetie pie? Would you like me to rustle you up a nice Curry?


Be afraid Dave, very afraid.....put down the fork and back away from the table slowly ;;D

The best way to subdue the crowd at the feeding trough is to be first in line and give a powerful sneeze on the food [smiley=laugh.gif]  It will usually stop them in their tracks.

-P.
Title: Re: Almost got crushed
Post by assaultme on Oct 5th, 2007, 4:47pm
Stop it Helen, you're beginning to frighten me  [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]
Title: Re: Almost got crushed
Post by assaultme on Oct 5th, 2007, 4:50pm
Paul, take the spark plug outta her broom. She threatening to come over here and do something hasty.....on the other hand, curry does sound good....ah....not worth the abuse  [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]
Title: Re: Almost got crushed
Post by Redd on Oct 5th, 2007, 4:51pm
Helen makes a fine pot of coffee too Dave.  It has a very unique flavour.
Title: Re: Almost got crushed
Post by Ghost on Oct 5th, 2007, 5:20pm
Dave Whatever you do do not drink the coffee or eat the curry! :-X

Helen has a secret recipe and I cant devulge it but trust me dont do it!

Mike



gonna hide now
Title: Re: Almost got crushed
Post by LeLimey on Oct 5th, 2007, 5:27pm

on 10/05/07 at 17:20:36, Ghost wrote:
Helen has a secret recipe and I cant devulge it but trust me dont do it!


Now Goatie - you know my ex thought my curries were better'n sex  ;;D
Title: Re: Almost got crushed
Post by Maffumatt on Oct 5th, 2007, 5:30pm

on 10/05/07 at 17:20:36, Ghost wrote:
Dave Whatever you do do not drink the coffee or eat the curry! :-X


Esp if it tastes a little salty...

Where ya hiding at Mike???????? Room 4 two?
Title: Re: Almost got crushed
Post by LeLimey on Oct 5th, 2007, 5:35pm
Matt you can't hide from me, I will hunt you down brat as well you know!  :P

Okay lets see, time for a new shit list I think

Goat
Matt
Dave
Paul

and that's just the ones I won't be using stealth mode on!
Title: Re: Almost got crushed
Post by Ghost on Oct 5th, 2007, 5:36pm
[smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=spit.gif] [smiley=headbanger.gif] [smiley=biggrin.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif]
Title: Re: Almost got crushed
Post by Redd on Oct 5th, 2007, 5:44pm
Oh Helen...

It's only meer men after all.  How much do you really expect.
Title: Re: Almost got crushed
Post by LeLimey on Oct 5th, 2007, 5:46pm

on 10/05/07 at 17:44:11, Redd wrote:
Oh Helen...

It's only meer men after all.  How much do you really expect.



Expectations from them - Zero

Joy of putting the fear of God in them - Priceless  ;;D
Title: Re: Almost got crushed
Post by Redd on Oct 5th, 2007, 5:50pm

on 10/05/07 at 17:46:53, LeLimey wrote:
Expectations from them - Zero

Joy of putting the fear of God in them - Priceless  ;;D



Yeah...I'm a fan of watching them squirm myself...

Carry on then...
Title: Re: Almost got crushed
Post by tanner on Oct 5th, 2007, 5:55pm

on 10/05/07 at 17:35:45, LeLimey wrote:
Matt you can't hide from me, I will hunt you down brat as well you know!  :P

Okay lets see, time for a new shit list I think

Goat
Matt
Dave
Paul

and that's just the ones I won't be using stealth mode on!



Crap, Dave I was actually looking forward to getting to know you. Now I will have to settle for the new tamed..uh altered ...um fixed.. improved  ;) version.

Ah well....at least you are in good company ;;D

....Tim who is not afraid because he is a brownnose smart  8)
Title: Re: Almost got crushed
Post by assaultme on Oct 5th, 2007, 5:55pm

on 10/05/07 at 17:46:53, LeLimey wrote:
Expectations from them - Zero

Joy of putting the fear of God in them - Priceless  ;;D



For cryin out loud. It's getting downright evil in here. I'll bet yer stirring a big black pot chanting something like "bubble, bubble, toil & trouble"

Good luck Paul  :'(
Title: Re: Almost got crushed
Post by assaultme on Oct 5th, 2007, 5:57pm

on 10/05/07 at 17:55:24, tanner wrote:
Crap, Dave I was actually looking forward to getting to know you. Now I will have to settle for the new tamed..uh altered ...um fixed.. improved  ;) version.

Ah well....at least you are in good company ;;D

....Tim who is not afraid because he is a brownnose smart  8)



I have plans to stay at the ex's house tonight Tim.
She cant find me there.
Besides, 2 evil amounts of estrogen cancel each other out. I'm safe...for now ::)
Title: Re: Almost got crushed
Post by tanner on Oct 5th, 2007, 6:01pm

on 10/05/07 at 17:57:30, assaultme wrote:
I have plans to stay at the ex's house tonight Tim.
She cant find me there.
Besides, 2 evil amounts of estrogen cancel each other out. I'm safe...for now ::)


ROTFLMAO..........Tim
Title: Re: Almost got crushed
Post by LeLimey on Oct 5th, 2007, 6:10pm


on 10/05/07 at 17:55:43, assaultme wrote:
For cryin out loud. It's getting downright evil in here.


Evil wicked mean and nasty ACTUALLY (Can't you READ?!!)


Quote:
I'll bet yer stirring a big black pot chanting something like "bubble, bubble, toil & trouble"


and the next line goes "Let Dave's "pride and joy" be reduced to stubble".....


Quote:
Good luck Paul  :'(


He says "ribit"  ;;D



on 10/05/07 at 17:57:30, assaultme wrote:
I have plans to stay at the ex's house tonight Tim.
She cant find me there.


She can she has a satellite stupidity seeker


Quote:
Besides, 2 evil amounts of estrogen cancel each other out. I'm safe...for now ::)


Sheesh Dave just how stupid are you?? You obviously failed Basic Potions numpty.  ::)

Evil Estrogen is inherently unstable. Double the dose and double the trouble. You'd be safer at Chernobyl sillyballs. When one carrier of evil estrogen meets another they combine forces into truly diabolical estrogen without any molecules of mercy.. you're doomed...
Title: Re: Almost got crushed
Post by assaultme on Oct 5th, 2007, 6:12pm
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Title: Re: Almost got crushed
Post by cynjeep89 on Oct 5th, 2007, 6:21pm
Since you are fairly new here, Dave here is some friendly advice for ya.

Don't tick off the CHens.  Not only do we have cluster headaches, a screwed up hypothalamus and evil estrogen but we are very, very dangerous when we travel in packs. ;;D
Title: Re: Almost got crushed
Post by PollyPocket on Oct 5th, 2007, 6:31pm
ROFLMAO!!!!
Title: Re: Almost got crushed
Post by assaultme on Oct 5th, 2007, 7:13pm
I didnt tick off anyone Jeep...she is just in an evil mood tonight. I partially blame Paul.

He could have imported a nice set of Sheffield cutlery, a fine Dunhill pipe...maybe a really sporty Jaguar...but NOOOO he imports Helen  [smiley=laugh.gif]

The first clue should have been how the British Government stamped her travel visa "no deposit, no return"

When you call for a return authorization number, the operator tells you "Were sorry, England is closed for the next five years" Call back then for a RA number.
Oh crap, my arm just caught on fire for no apparent reason.   [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]
Title: Re: Almost got crushed
Post by Redd on Oct 5th, 2007, 7:18pm

Quote:
Oh crap, my arm just caught on fire for no apparent reason.


Looks like you'll be making love with a stranger tonight. [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]
Title: Re: Almost got crushed
Post by LeLimey on Oct 5th, 2007, 7:25pm

on 10/05/07 at 19:13:02, assaultme wrote:
I didnt tick off anyone Jeep...she is just in an evil mood tonight. I partially blame Paul.


It's ALL his fault - the bugger's still breathing  ::)


Quote:
He could have imported a nice set of Sheffield cutlery,


FORK OFF


Quote:
a fine Dunhill pipe...maybe a really sporty Jaguar...but NOOOO he imports Helen  [smiley=laugh.gif]


No mere male will ever "import" me dippy!  :P


Quote:
The first clue should have been how the British Government stamped her travel visa "no deposit, no return"


Actually it says "This way up"


Quote:
When you call for a return authorization number, the operator tells you "Were sorry, England is closed for the next five years"


That's closed to me bringing back any pets (that would be you Davey) Those damn anti-vivisectionists have spoiled all my fun in England.. Why do you think I came to see Paul?! Besides, I TOLD 'em it would take longer than that to talk sense into you but would they listen? NOOOOO. Males are males on either side of the Atlantic  ::)


Quote:
Oh crap, my arm just caught on fire for no apparent reason.   [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]


No apparent reason?! Damn I'm good  ;;D One small word of advice whilst I'm feeling nice, go and sit in a bath of water NOW!
Title: Re: Almost got crushed
Post by assaultme on Oct 5th, 2007, 7:25pm

on 10/05/07 at 19:18:44, Redd wrote:
Looks like you'll be making love with a stranger tonight. [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]

 Actually Pegg, I was just going over to stay & watch a movie tonight. I wont go into why. Y'all CHens know why.  Ya know, somebodys a bit grouchy, a little sensitive....Midol isnt doing the trick[smiley=laugh.gif]

Hissss, man y'all Chens are like a pack of wolves tonight.
Title: Re: Almost got crushed
Post by Redd on Oct 5th, 2007, 7:27pm
One hand may be burned but I don't think the other is into movies either.
Title: Re: Almost got crushed
Post by LeLimey on Oct 5th, 2007, 7:29pm

on 10/05/07 at 19:27:24, Redd wrote:
One hand may be burned but I don't think the other is into movies either.


I think the other hand either went to sleep or started flicking through paint charts Pegg....
Title: Re: Almost got crushed
Post by assaultme on Oct 5th, 2007, 7:35pm
Here, this outta put y'all in a better mood...a little humour:

http://i229.photobucket.com/albums/ee223/assaultu2/recycle.jpg
Title: Re: Almost got crushed
Post by LeLimey on Oct 5th, 2007, 7:46pm
I'm the one in green - I'd have boobs again LOL

Besides which she is obviously completely myopic which means I could then take off my glasses and find you merely nauseating instead of downright repellant  ;;D


You know I love you REALLY Dave - well more than ebola at any rate...  :-*
Title: Re: Almost got crushed
Post by assaultme on Oct 5th, 2007, 7:49pm
Oh hell yeah Helen. It's all in fun. I get blasted on chat all the time. Sometimes they even accuse me of wearing a dress with red pumps  [smiley=laugh.gif]
Title: Re: Almost got crushed
Post by assaultme on Oct 5th, 2007, 7:50pm
Everyone knows a short dress looks best with hi-heals...sheesh :)
Title: Re: Almost got crushed
Post by LeLimey on Oct 5th, 2007, 7:52pm
Dave there is no doubt in my mind honeybun - you put the ILL in Illinois!
Title: Re: Almost got crushed
Post by Paul98 on Oct 5th, 2007, 8:34pm

on 10/05/07 at 19:13:02, assaultme wrote:
I didnt tick off anyone Jeep...she is just in an evil mood tonight. I partially blame Paul.

He could have imported a nice set of Sheffield cutlery, a fine Dunhill pipe...maybe a really sporty Jaguar...but NOOOO he imports Helen  [smiley=laugh.gif]

The first clue should have been how the British Government stamped her travel visa "no deposit, no return"

When you call for a return authorization number, the operator tells you "Were sorry, England is closed for the next five years" Call back then for a RA number.
Oh crap, my arm just caught on fire for no apparent reason.   [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]


Dave, I SAID SHE CASTS SPELLS!  I didn't know what i was doing ;)

It has been a rough chase with a bat net tonight to catch her (I know about BATS!)  She is put back in her cage for the night and i have a whopping load of anti whitch crap to keep her put.....I think.   ;;D

BTW/ earlier today she turned me into a newt....

A newt?  

Yes a newt!

Well, you don't look like a newt.

Well, I got better ;;D

be afraid Dave ;;D

-p.  ;)
Title: Re: Almost got crushed
Post by Maffumatt on Oct 5th, 2007, 8:46pm

on 10/05/07 at 17:35:45, LeLimey wrote:
Matt you can't hide from me, I will hunt you down brat as well you know!  :P

Okay lets see, time for a new shit list I think

Goat
Matt
Dave
Paul

and that's just the ones I won't be using stealth mode on!

Well at least I have good company. ;)
Title: Re: Almost got crushed
Post by AussieBrian on Oct 5th, 2007, 8:58pm

on 10/05/07 at 17:27:31, LeLimey wrote:
Now Goatie - you know my ex thought my curries were better'n sex  ;;D

Does this mean your curries were especially good?
Title: Re: Almost got crushed
Post by Charlie on Oct 5th, 2007, 11:05pm
Just want to chime in here so I can make Helen's fecal register.  8)

Charlie
Title: Re: Almost got crushed
Post by Linda_Howell on Oct 5th, 2007, 11:19pm


  Hey Dave?  your screen name was fair game for Helen and you have no one to blame but yourself for any ensuing damage to your ego.   [smiley=laugh.gif]

  Charlie, you don't/can't even come close to anyone putting you on their fecal register.  They would have me, Liz, Edna to name just a few, to come up against,  if they did.  You're safe hon.  Sleep well in that knowledge that you are loved and respected here.
Title: Re: Almost got crushed
Post by Kevin_M on Oct 5th, 2007, 11:50pm

on 10/05/07 at 17:35:45, LeLimey wrote:
Okay lets see, time for a new shit list I think

Goat
Matt
Dave
Paul




on 10/05/07 at 20:46:47, Maffumatt wrote:
Well at least I have good company. ;)


Yeah Matt, I briefly stumbled onto the shit list once.  Now I'm on the finished fast and flushed, now floating far away list.


frightened fugitive of the frying pan.
Title: Re: Almost got crushed
Post by George_J on Oct 6th, 2007, 1:07am
Just passing through.

Glad to hear I didn't make the s&^# list.  

Best,

George
Title: Re: Almost got crushed
Post by Kirk on Oct 6th, 2007, 6:55am
And I thought that the experience at the Crusty's in Lincoln was bad pretty rude Dave. Now I don't feel so bad.
[smiley=smokin.gif]
Title: Re: Almost got crushed
Post by assaultme on Oct 6th, 2007, 1:33pm

on 10/05/07 at 23:19:22, Linda_Howell wrote:
  Hey Dave?  your screen name was fair game for Helen and you have no one to blame but yourself for any ensuing damage to your ego.   [smiley=laugh.gif]

  Charlie, you don't/can't even come close to anyone putting you on their fecal register.  They would have me, Liz, Edna to name just a few, to come up against,  if they did.  You're safe hon.  Sleep well in that knowledge that you are loved and respected here.



I was married for 20 years Linda..how could I have an ego remaining.  [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]
Title: Re: Almost got crushed
Post by assaultme on Oct 6th, 2007, 1:41pm

on 10/05/07 at 19:18:44, Redd wrote:
Looks like you'll be making love with a stranger tonight. [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]


Nope, stayed at the ex's. In my Barney the purple dinosaur voice: "It was Super'd Duper'd huhhuhuhuhuh"
 Even survived a full-frontal Chen attack.  [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]
Title: Re: Almost got crushed
Post by Kevin_M on Oct 6th, 2007, 2:38pm

on 10/06/07 at 13:33:49, assaultme wrote:
I was married for 20 years Linda..how could I have an ego remaining.  [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]



Unmarried myself but with long involvement, MAN, did you ever say a mouthful.   ;;D
Title: Re: Almost got crushed
Post by DennisM1045 on Oct 6th, 2007, 2:47pm
I love curry!

-Dennis- (Who lives with his Wife, 5 daughters, Mother-in-law and owns a fully functional PMS shield  ;;D )
Title: Re: Almost got crushed
Post by E-Double on Oct 6th, 2007, 3:01pm
When I was in college we had a group of 5 guys in my fraternity who we called "Team Hungry"

They went to an all you can eat buffet and literally closed it down for hours.


It did say all you can eat.
Title: Re: Almost got crushed
Post by assaultme on Oct 6th, 2007, 3:12pm

on 10/06/07 at 14:47:03, DennisM1045 wrote:
I love curry!

-Dennis- (Who lives with his Wife, 5 daughters, Mother-in-law and owns a fully functional PMS shield  ;;D )


Dennis, if you don't have a garage, I would suggest you build one. With all that estrogen action in one place, a garage may be the only safe place on the property to hide. If it means that they will want you to work on their cars....so be it....cheap insurance against a Chen attack.. It can be brutal  [smiley=laugh.gif]
Title: Re: Almost got crushed
Post by DennisM1045 on Oct 6th, 2007, 3:27pm

on 10/06/07 at 15:12:22, assaultme wrote:
With all that estrogen action in one place, a garage may be the only safe place on the property to hide. [smiley=laugh.gif]

Remember grasshopper, "Keep your friends close and your enemies closer", Sun Tsu, "The Art of War"  ;;D
Title: Re: Almost got crushed
Post by Rosybabe on Oct 6th, 2007, 3:48pm
what is all the fuzz about living with women??

my hubby lives with two and he does not complain  :)...

He knows better to stay quiet and behave... ;;D

you men don't mess with the ladies and if they are latin even less...remember Lorena? [smiley=smartass.gif]
Title: Re: Almost got crushed
Post by DennisM1045 on Oct 6th, 2007, 4:59pm

on 10/06/07 at 15:48:40, Rosybabe wrote:
what is all the fuzz about living with women??

Yea, I suppose wimmez is a bit fuzzy  ;;D

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my hubby lives with two and he does not complain  :)...

He has my complete sympathy  :P

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He knows better to stay quiet and behave... ;;D

Another man playing the turtle card [smiley=laugh.gif]

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you men don't mess with the ladies and if they are latin even less...remember Lorena? [smiley=smartass.gif]

Sorry, I'm just a board youngin  ;;D  I'm not old enough to remember her.  I do notice that there are a lot of guys still here so you girls are not all that tough. :-*

-Dennis-
Title: Re: Almost got crushed
Post by Rosybabe on Oct 6th, 2007, 7:45pm

on 10/06/07 at 16:59:40, DennisM1045 wrote:
.  I do notice that there are a lot of guys still here so you girls are not all that tough. :-*

-Dennis-


no, we are just to damn nice  ;)


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