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(Message started by: PollyPocket on Oct 3rd, 2007, 7:20pm)

Title: my 3 toothed angel...a true ouch card story
Post by PollyPocket on Oct 3rd, 2007, 7:20pm
pardon my choppiness or misspells...my face still hurts.

I went out after work with a friend. I left and stopped at a local convenience store to grab a pack of cigs, there were seveal ppl in line ahead of me chattin and buyin lottery tickets. And I could feel it coming. I'm on day 6 of dosing, prolly shouldnt've waited the extra day.

As I left the store, this good ol boy asked me if I was ok and all I could manage then was "I got this problem with my head". It was coming fast.  He started talkimng about calling "da Poe-Leese or da am-bah-lance" and NO NO NO was my response. I popped around the side of the store to be alone.

He msutve gone into the store and told one of the employees, she came out and asked if I was ok. She knew me from seeing me there and at that point all I could tell her was I was ok but not to call. dont call anyone. Helen gave me several OUCH cards while in Rich, and I knew I had one in my wallet. Was a struggle to find it, but I handed it to her, this ol 3 toothed woman.

The crowd of locals, about 8 or so gathered and kept sayin stuff about callin "da am-bah-lance" and this sweet angel of mine, I heard her say, " NO! Its on da card. You leave huh aLONE, dats whut da card say. Aint nuthin you can do and dont call nobody. She be aww-ight"  This lil ol spitfire got them all away from me and ekpt them away. That beautiful woman spread her wings.

The old gentleman of about 250 went in to the store and bought me a freezing bottle of water, immediatley applied to temple, and got a quick education on ch.  He'd just seen a scalping and unsfcheduled tooth extraction, I thought I owed him a quick  explanation. His response:  "Dayumm!"

Helen, THANK YOU for giving me those cards. Didn't realize how much I'd need it. And y'all give it up for my 3 toothed angel.

Jen

Title: Re: my 3 toothed angel...a true ouch card story
Post by Rosybabe on Oct 3rd, 2007, 7:40pm
Angels come in different forms: some with 3 teeth, some with none and some with a full mouth of pearly whites..but all are sent by God to protect us when we are in need.. God bless that Lady!  :-*
                                http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u104/jgranny020/anj22ANGELS.gif

Big Hugs to you Jenni and to Helen  [smiley=hug.gif]

                                                     Rosy.

Title: Re: my 3 toothed angel...a true ouch card story
Post by cynjeep89 on Oct 3rd, 2007, 7:52pm
Even though most of us want to be alone during our hits, I am glad to know there were people around to help you, Jen.  I'm sure it was as upsetting for them as it was for you.

I had to laugh at the "am-bah-lance" thingy.  Most people in Lower Delaware (AKA, Slower Delaware) say "am-blance".  Guess that extra syllable just gets in the way.

Hope you're feeling better ASAP, my friend.


Title: Re: my 3 toothed angel...a true ouch card story
Post by Redd on Oct 3rd, 2007, 8:07pm
Angel indeed my sister.  Angel indeed.

Hugs to you dear.  

Title: Re: my 3 toothed angel...a true ouch card story
Post by DennisM1045 on Oct 3rd, 2007, 8:16pm
Wow, you are so lucky she had at least a 4th grade education to go along with her 3 teeth  [smiley=laugh.gif]  Otherwise they'd have called 911 because she wouldn't have been able to read the card.  

You are right Rosy, Angels come in all different shapes and sizes.

-Dennis-

Title: Re: my 3 toothed angel...a true ouch card story
Post by Jonny on Oct 3rd, 2007, 8:26pm
Bambulance? ;;D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRfOPquP_1Y

Title: Re: my 3 toothed angel...a true ouch card story
Post by PollyPocket on Oct 3rd, 2007, 8:31pm
Dennis, I wasn't disrespecting her. Its where I live and how a lot of people talk here.

She could've been any shape or size or color or level of education, I don't care. After it was over, I went inside the store,  hugged her and thanked her.  I am lucky to have had her there.

Hugs,
Jen

Title: Re: my 3 toothed angel...a true ouch card story
Post by Ree on Oct 3rd, 2007, 8:32pm
I loved that story... especially the part about her big wings...

Glad you found that angel when she was needed... she got some Heaven points for sure..
love ree

Title: Re: my 3 toothed angel...a true ouch card story
Post by assaultme on Oct 3rd, 2007, 8:49pm

on 10/03/07 at 20:26:05, Jonny wrote:
Bambulance? ;;D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRfOPquP_1Y



Thats a good one Jonny. "I need a bambalance" has gotten to be a web-buzz-phrase over the last few years.

Title: Re: my 3 toothed angel...a true ouch card story
Post by sandie99 on Oct 4th, 2007, 5:30am
That was a great story. Thank you, Jen. :)

Hugs,
Sanna

Title: Re: my 3 toothed angel...a true ouch card story
Post by barry_sword on Oct 4th, 2007, 6:59am
Ah Jen, so sorry you got nailed in a public place. Your angel  handled the situation very well and a big pat on the back to her.

   Barry

Title: Re: my 3 toothed angel...a true ouch card story
Post by LeLimey on Oct 5th, 2007, 1:24pm
Thank Heavens for your angel and also for that card Jen! I'm sorry you needed it but I'm very glad you had it.

If anyone else wants one pm me your address and I'll get them sent out as soon as I go ome next weekend

Helen

Title: Re: my 3 toothed angel...a true ouch card story
Post by luveemom on Oct 5th, 2007, 2:04pm
Hey Jen,
So sorry the Beast hit ya so hard.....and in public to boot!  Thank God you had your three toothed angel though......I am glad you had some angels around you :)
Sending you good vibes, and PF wishes sweetie.....
Feel better

(((((((((HUGS)))))))))))
Alicia

Title: Re: my 3 toothed angel...a true ouch card story
Post by tanner on Oct 5th, 2007, 3:21pm

Hey Jen, great story, great rendering of the local speech (we lived for 9 yrs in Horntown....think Chincoteague Va.) so I nose what ya means ;;D

way to use the card [smiley=huh.gif]....guess I had better PM LeLimey my addy..........

Hope you are much better now :).......Tim

Title: Re: my 3 toothed angel...a true ouch card story
Post by PollyPocket on Oct 5th, 2007, 5:41pm
I do have a couple extra cards (Helen gave me several) so if anyone wants one, I'll share what I have too.

Maybe we can come up with a U.S. version?  

Title: Re: my 3 toothed angel...a true ouch card story
Post by LeLimey on Oct 5th, 2007, 5:42pm
It is in the process Jen!



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