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(Message started by: MvT on Sep 29th, 2007, 2:25pm)
Title: Is Google God? Here are the Proofs
Post by MvT on Sep 29th, 2007, 2:25pm
http://neatorama.cachefly.net/images/2007-09/is-google-god.jpg


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Is Google God? The people at the Church of Google (and practitioner of "Googlism") think so, and they’ve even got 9 proofs of why Google is God. For example:

Google remembers all. Google caches WebPages regularly and stores them on its massive servers. In fact, by uploading your thoughts and opinions to the internet, you will forever live on in Google’s cache, even after you die, in a sort of "Google Afterlife".


http://www.neatorama.com/2007/09/28/is-google-god-here-are-the-proofs/

http://www.thechurchofgoogle.org/
Title: Re:  Is Google God? Here are the Proofs
Post by Rosybabe on Sep 29th, 2007, 2:26pm
Oh My God!!  [smiley=huh.gif]
Title: Re:  Is Google God? Here are the Proofs
Post by MvT on Sep 29th, 2007, 2:30pm
at first I thought it was some joke but I guess not lol
Title: Re:  Is Google God? Here are the Proofs
Post by Jonny on Sep 29th, 2007, 2:30pm

on 09/29/07 at 14:26:26, Rosybabe wrote:
Oh My God!!  [smiley=huh.gif]


Dildo Ditto! ;;D
Title: Re:  Is Google God? Here are the Proofs
Post by sandie99 on Sep 29th, 2007, 2:34pm
So we're supposed to say "Oh my google" from now on...?  ;;D
Title: Re:  Is Google God? Here are the Proofs
Post by MvT on Sep 29th, 2007, 2:35pm

on 09/29/07 at 14:34:26, sandie99 wrote:
So we're supposed to say "Oh my google" from now on...?  ;;D


lol ;;D [smiley=laugh.gif] I guess only if you think google is a god but watch george carlin on religeon its on youtube


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Think about it. Religion has actually convinced people that there's an invisible man living in the sky who watches everything you do, every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do. And if you do any of these ten things, he has a special place, full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish, where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry forever and ever 'til the end of time!

But He loves you. He loves you, and He needs money! He always needs money! He's all-powerful, all-perfect, all-knowing, and all-wise, somehow just can't handle money! Religion takes in billions of dollars, they pay no taxes, and they always need a little more. Now, you talk about a good BS story. Holy ****!

George Carlin On Religion
Title: Re:  Is Google God? Here are the Proofs
Post by sandie99 on Sep 29th, 2007, 2:41pm
I'm used to saying just God... I'll stick to it. ;;D
Title: Re:  Is Google God? Here are the Proofs
Post by MvT on Sep 29th, 2007, 3:33pm

on 09/29/07 at 14:41:04, sandie99 wrote:
I'm used to saying just God... I'll stick to it. ;;D


google ? or the other one?

google can't be that bad thats how I found this site  ;;D
Title: Re:  Is Google God? Here are the Proofs
Post by Charlie on Sep 29th, 2007, 4:01pm

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Think about it. Religion has actually convinced people that there's an invisible man living in the sky who watches everything you do, every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do. And if you do any of these ten things, he has a special place, full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish, where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry forever and ever 'til the end of time!  

But He loves you. He loves you, and He needs money! He always needs money! He's all-powerful, all-perfect, all-knowing, and all-wise, somehow just can't handle money! Religion takes in billions of dollars, they pay no taxes, and they always need a little more. Now, you talk about a good BS story. Holy ****!


I've seen this many times but Woody put it more succinctly: "If there is a god, he is an underachiever."

Charlie
Title: Re:  Is Google God? Here are the Proofs
Post by sandie99 on Sep 29th, 2007, 4:06pm
Just God, not google. ;;D
Glad I could clear that for you. ;;D

Sanna
Title: Re:  Is Google God? Here are the Proofs
Post by nani on Sep 29th, 2007, 9:21pm
Google must be God. According to the proofs: Google's a SHE.   ;;D
Title: Re:  Is Google God? Here are the Proofs
Post by Linda_Howell on Sep 29th, 2007, 9:30pm


  Is google God?


   Why does this  3 word statement really piss me off?


 Rhetorical question.  No need for an answer.    >:(
Title: Re:  Is Google God? Here are the Proofs
Post by Ray on Sep 29th, 2007, 9:43pm

on 09/29/07 at 21:30:55, Linda_Howell wrote:
  Is google God?


   Why does this  3 word statement really piss me off?


 Rhetorical question.  No need for an answer.    >:(



I'm with you Linda....


Ray
Title: Re:  Is Google God? Here are the Proofs
Post by Kirk on Sep 29th, 2007, 10:12pm
  Either an immature mind. Or someone with waaay too much time on their hands asks that question.
  Possibly both.
[smiley=smokin.gif]
Title: Re:  Is Google God? Here are the Proofs
Post by BMoneeTheMoneeMan on Sep 29th, 2007, 10:28pm
I, for one, won't degrade someone else's religion just because it differs.  Hell, the religion of google seems just as ridiculous as all the others.

Only difference is: Google doesn't qualify to be a non-profit company.  They also pay property taxes.

Google 1
All others 0
Title: Re:  Is Google God? Here are the Proofs
Post by john_d on Sep 29th, 2007, 10:42pm

on 09/29/07 at 14:30:32, MvT wrote:
at first I thought it was some joke but I guess not lol


it is, the punch line is the hate mail
Title: Re:  Is Google God? Here are the Proofs
Post by Kevin_M on Sep 29th, 2007, 11:15pm
Yeah, and if Google's thought of that way, what the fuck would a good library be?  Explore the possibilities and get real.
Title: Re:  Is Google God? Here are the Proofs
Post by Linda_Howell on Sep 30th, 2007, 12:12am


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 Hell, the religion of google seems just as ridiculous as all the others.


  what?

O.K. I surely must have missed something .

The religion....of google?

   I am blonde and may need someone to 'splain' this to me.  
Title: Re:  Is Google God? Here are the Proofs
Post by MvT on Sep 30th, 2007, 11:04pm
yes they call it googlism and they have a church of google  [smiley=laugh.gif] all religeon seems stupid

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Who founded this religion?

Googlism and the Church of Google were founded by Matt MacPherson. Matt is a resident of Ontario, Canada and is in his early twenties. For privacy protection purposes, no other personal information will be disclosed about him.
Title: Re:  Is Google God? Here are the Proofs
Post by Maffumatt on Sep 30th, 2007, 11:24pm
Just imagine the size of their ego.....


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