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Title: New poll, new hope. Post by AussieBrian on Sep 24th, 2007, 8:28pm Polls are important. So little reseach is being done that I figure all we have to do is find one, just one commonality and we'll have not just the cause of this nightmare but a clue as to the cure. We all know about orange-peel skin and a leonine appearance, previous polls have dissected everything from left/right handedness to height, weight, birth-stones, eye colour and latitude, but I reckon the devil is in the detail and I'm personally happy to put your money where my mouth is in search of our elusive Nirvana. I'm that sort of bloke. Before you start, have you done the cluster-quiz? Have you seen a neurologist and been diagnosed positively as a CHead? If you answer no to either of these questions you are seriously risking your own health with the poisons we use while another, perhaps more serious condition, is happening undetected. A guaranteed diagnosis is available by hitting the Pay-Pal button below and following the links to my personal web-site and bank-deposit details. Regrettably, receipts are not immediately available but the matter is being rectified. So, to the questions that matter, and if you're in any way uncomfortable about posting your answers publicly you're perfectly welcome to PM me personally, knowing always that DJ is a perfectly respectable person and would never hack in to my account to make an extra bit of money on the side. Height... Weight... Sexual orientation... Bank account number... Blond-haired, blue-eyed and think Hitler had the right of it... Are you a proponent of either oral or aural sex (ie talking about it/hearing about it)? If yes, and you're a lady, phone Australia 0419-711 856 now! If yes, and you're a gentleman, go to the bathroom and/or seek proffessional help, you filthy prevert!!! If Chewy, yes, I'll send you the tapes. Do you keep your private banking details and access to your accounts a complete secret, impenetrable from prying eyes and hackers? If yes, skip the next question. If no, give brief explanation of where such details are 'hidden' and continue. What is your favourite password? Have you ever believed anything said by your president/prime-minister/head-of-state without first visiting snopes.com? Do you find it difficult that people constantly bring beer to your house by way of hospitality, unaware that you can't go near the stuff? When this happens do you, (a.) tear out their eyeballs, render their bodies down to lamp-oil and sell off their children for medical experiments while pouring the whole lot down the sink causing massive environmental degredation or, (b.) smile sweetly at their delightful manners while addressing the package to Brian, Oasis Park, Cloncurry Qld Australia? This horrible condition has long been known to happen only to men, their wives being sentenced to the kitchen and bedroom where they justly belong, but it's now becoming apparent that perhaps (just perhaps) some women may also have been infected and their time previously spent in psychiactric institutions may have been a little unjust. Do you, as a woman, feel your incarceration would have been better served had you been allowed to sleep naked, with the light on, web-cam, and full access to certain lady-quietening devices? Can you now re-create the scene so Jonny can upload it to utube, or would you rather make a certain donation so Jonny doesn't upload it to utube? Have you considered discussing this with LeLimey who gives great advice to many and takes only a small percentage? Ah, ch.com, where everyone is equal until proven otherwise, before we sue, but your personal secrets are safe with me and can be bought back at a perfectly reasonable price. Posted purely in the interests of science and our battle against perversity. |
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Title: Re: New poll, new hope. Post by E-Double on Sep 24th, 2007, 8:48pm [smiley=laugh.gif] awesome |
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Title: Re: New poll, new hope. Post by Jonny on Sep 24th, 2007, 8:52pm [smiley=headbanger.gif] |
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Title: Re: New poll, new hope. Post by alienspacebabe on Sep 24th, 2007, 9:00pm So, to the questions that matter, and if you're in any way uncomfortable about posting your answers publicly you're perfectly welcome to PM me personally, knowing always that DJ is a perfectly respectable person and would never hack in to my account to make an extra bit of money on the side. Height... tall enough to have fun Weight... big enough to squeeze and not hit bone Sexual orientation... depends on the guy. front, back, missionary, sitting, standing... heck, standing on my head, too Bank account number... I keep it all in my mattress - nice padding for those "orientation" exercises Are you a proponent of either oral or aural sex (ie talking about it/hearing about it)? If yes, and you're a lady, phone Australia 0419-711 856 now! If yes, and you're a gentleman, go to the bathroom and/or seek proffessional help, you filthy prevert!!! If Chewy, yes, I'll send you the tapes. Hell yes! and you didn't answer, so I left a long, very very detailed message - I think you'll need to listen to it several times.... Do you keep your private banking details and access to your accounts a complete secret, impenetrable from prying eyes and hackers? If yes, skip the next question. If no, give brief explanation of where such details are 'hidden' and continue. Silly man! I just told you I keep it in my mattress for padding for all those "orientation" exercises! Sheesh! What is your favourite password? I have a favorite, but not a "favourite", so I guess I can't answer this question. So sorry.... Have you ever believed anything said by your president/prime-minister/head-of-state without first visiting snopes.com? What's a president/prime-minister? I know what a head-of-state is - I don't think he's popular enough to be on snopes. Do you find it difficult that people constantly bring beer to your house by way of hospitality, unaware that you can't go near the stuff? No. They usually bring condoms and sex toys.... When this happens do you, (a.) tear out their eyeballs, render their bodies down to lamp-oil and sell off their children for medical experiments while pouring the whole lot down the sink causing massive environmental degredation or, (b.) smile sweetly at their delightful manners while addressing the package to Brian, Oasis Park, Cloncurry Qld Australia?See above - I only get condoms and sex today, and occasionally flowers and chocolates This horrible condition has long been known to happen only to men, their wives being sentenced to the kitchen and bedroom where they justly belong, but it's now becoming apparent that perhaps (just perhaps) some women may also have been infected and their time previously spent in psychiactric institutions may have been a little unjust. Do you, as a woman, feel your incarceration would have been better served had you been allowed to sleep naked, with the light on, web-cam, and full access to certain lady-quietening devices? Hell Yes!! That's how I sleep now - why would I want to change it? Can you now re-create the scene so Jonny can upload it to utube, or would you rather make a certain donation so Jonny doesn't upload it to utube? If Jonny took part, do I still have to recreate it for him? (Just curious, for the other ladies who might have that question....) Have you considered discussing this with LeLimey who gives great advice to many and takes only a small percentage? Ask Helen? HAH!!! I know more about those scenes than she ever will! Ah, ch.com, where everyone is equal until proven otherwise, before we sue, but your personal secrets are safe with me and can be bought back at a perfectly reasonable price. Posted purely in the interests of science and our battle against perversity. If you have further questions, or need more detail, please feel free to contact me. Pictures will be available at the standard price, with discounts given for orders of 1,000 or more (as usual). Since the video involves more than one female, pricing is double the standard price. Lizzie |
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Title: Re: New poll, new hope. Post by Rosybabe on Sep 24th, 2007, 10:45pm Brian, what brand are you smoking? [smiley=laugh.gif] |
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Title: Re: New poll, new hope. Post by George_J on Sep 24th, 2007, 10:51pm I'd rather just send cash, if that's all right. Same postal drop as usual? Just when am I going to get the negatives back? George |
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Title: Re: New poll, new hope. Post by Charlie on Sep 25th, 2007, 1:05am http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/slap.gif Don't know Brian. :o Funny stuff....you too Cuddlepumpkin. :D Charlie |
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Title: Re: New poll, new hope. Post by BarbaraD on Sep 25th, 2007, 6:21am LMAO -- You people just ain't right... ;;D |
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Title: Re: New poll, new hope. Post by sandie99 on Sep 25th, 2007, 10:28am I think what kind of energy drink Brian is drinking... [smiley=laugh.gif] It has caffeine, taurine and hemp on it and it is sold at one ecological store near us. ;;D And I'm serious: the drink is called Cannabis Club and it looks like this: http://www.hanf-natur.com/shop_image/product/0-1026.jpg Sanna |
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Title: Re: New poll, new hope. Post by phil_h on Sep 25th, 2007, 10:37am [smiley=smokin.gif] NICE |
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