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(Message started by: BarbaraD on Sep 22^nd, 2007, 1:45pm)

Title: Let's go a bear huntin'
Post by BarbaraD on Sep 22^nd, 2007, 1:45pm

The Pope took a couple of days off to visit the Rugged Mountains of Alaska for some sight seeing. He was cruising along the campground in the Pope Mobile when there was a frantic commotion just at the edge of the woods.

A helpless Democrat, wearing sandals, shorts, a "Save the Whales" hat, and a "To Hell with Bush" T-shirt, was screaming while struggling frantically and thrashing around trying to free himself from the grasp of a 10-foot grizzly.

As the Pope watched in horror, a group of Republican loggers came racing up One quickly fired a 44 magnum into the bear's chest. The other two reached up and pulled the bleeding, semi conscious Democrat from the bear's grasp Then using long clubs, the three loggers finished off the bear and two of them threw it onto the bed of their truck while the other tenderly placed the injured Democrat in the back seat.

As they prepared to leave, the Pope summoned them to come over. "I give you my blessing for your brave actions!" he told them. "I heard there was a bitter hatred between Republican loggers and Democratic Environmental activists but now I've seen with my own eyes that this is not true."

As the Pope drove off, one of the loggers asked his buddies "Who was that guy?" "It was the Pope," another replied. "He's in direct contact with Heaven and has access to all wisdom"

"Well," the logger said, "he may have access to all wisdom but he sure doesn't know anything about Grizzly bear hunting! By the way, is the bait holding up, or do we need to go back to Massachusetts and get another one?

Ya'll have a nice weekend now ya hear....

Hugs BD

Title: Re: Let's go a bear huntin'
Post by Rosybabe on Sep 23^rd, 2007, 3:46pm

[smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Let's go a bear huntin'
Post by Jonny on Sep 23^rd, 2007, 3:54pm

on 09/22/07 at 13:45:08, BarbaraD wrote:

or do we need to go back to Massachusetts and get another one?

We have plenty, take all you want! ;;D

Title: Re: Let's go a bear huntin'
Post by alienspacebabe on Sep 23^rd, 2007, 4:03pm

Glad I opened this post! Thanks, Barb!!

Title: Re: Let's go a bear huntin'
Post by DennisM1045 on Sep 23^rd, 2007, 5:10pm

Nice one Barb! [smiley=laugh.gif]

You are right Jonny. We have plenty! When does bear season end anyway? :-X

-Dennis-

Title: Re: Let's go a bear huntin'
Post by lashultz on Sep 23^rd, 2007, 6:18pm

Oops wrong thread. I thought we were talking about the Packers.

Lee

Title: Re: Let's go a bear huntin'
Post by 2late on Sep 23^rd, 2007, 10:15pm

on 09/23/07 at 18:18:06, lashultz wrote:

Oops wrong thread. I thought we were talking about the Packers.

Lee

wich packers....Green Bay or fudge or are they the same thing, I'm so confused [smiley=huh.gif]