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(Message started by: chewy on Sep 20^th, 2007, 10:31am)

Title: Five Simple Rules
Post by chewy on Sep 20^th, 2007, 10:31am

FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW TO A HAPPY LIFE:

1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks
from time to time, cleans up and has a job.

2. It's important to have a woman, who can make you laugh.

3. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust and who
doesn't lie to you.

4. It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed and who
likes to be with you.

5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know
each other….

Title: Re: Five Simple Rules
Post by Redd on Sep 20^th, 2007, 10:36am

And Chewy keeps all of his in different storage boxes under the bed with an O2 converter to fill them up when need be.

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Title: Re: Five Simple Rules
Post by chewy on Sep 20^th, 2007, 10:39am

Except #1.

Everything she cooks tastes rubbery.

Title: Re: Five Simple Rules
Post by Rosybabe on Sep 20^th, 2007, 3:27pm

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Title: Re: Five Simple Rules
Post by tanner on Sep 20^th, 2007, 6:11pm

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and if you are lucky enough to have the first 4.....you had better be smart enough to appreciate it!!!

tim .....who has been so blessed in this life!