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Title: Know your State Motto..... Post by BarbaraD on Sep 18th, 2007, 10:11am Alabama - Hell Yes, We Have Electricity. Alaska - 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong! Arizona - Yes, But It's A Dry Heat. Arkansas - Literacy Ain't Everythang. California - By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda. Colorado - If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother. Connecticut - Like Massachusetts, only smaller. Delaware - Better Living Through Chemistry. Florida - Ask Us About Our Grandkids And Our Voting Skills. Georgia - We Put The Fun In Fundamentalist Extremism. Hawaii - Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, Leave Your Money). Idaho - More Than Just Potatoes... Well, Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good. Illinois - Please, Don't Pronounce the "S." Indiana - 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free Iowa - We Do Amazing Things With Corn. Kansas - First Of The Rectangle States. Kentucky - Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names. Louisiana - We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign. Maine - We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster. Maryland - Cradle of Corruption. Massachusetts - Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's And Our Senators Are More Corrupt! Michigan - First Line Of Defense From The Canadians. Minnesota - 10,000 Lakes... And 10 Zillion Mosquitoes. Mississippi - Come visit And Feel Better About Your Own State. Missouri - Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work. Montana - Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies, and Honest Elections! Nebraska - Ask About Our State Motto Contest. Nevada - Hookers and Poker! New Hampshire - Go Away And Leave Us Alone. New Jersey - You Wanna ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right here! New Mexico - Lizards Make Excellent Pets. New York - You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To An Attorney... And No Right To Self Defense! North Carolina - Tobacco Is A Vegetable. North Dakota - We Really Are One Of The 50 States! Ohio - At Least We're Not Michigan. Oklahoma - Like The Play, But No Singing. Oregon - Spotted Owl... It's What's For Dinner. Pennsylvania - Cook With Coal. Rhode Island - We're Not REALLY An Island. South Carolina - Remember The Civil War? Well, We Didn't Actually Surrender Yet. South Dakota - Closer Than North Dakota. Tennessee - Home of the Al Gore Invention Museum. Texas - Se Hable Ingles. Utah - Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus. Vermont - Too liberal for the Kennedys. Virginia - Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix? Washington - Our Governor can out-fraud your Governor! West Virginia - One Big Happy Family...Really! Wisconsin - Come Cut the Cheese! Wyoming - Where Men Are Men... And The Sheep Are Scared. Home of Brokeback Mtn. The District of Columbia - The Work-Free Drug Place |
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Title: Re: Know your State Motto..... Post by LeLimey on Sep 18th, 2007, 10:20am on 09/18/07 at 10:11:14, BarbaraD wrote:
See that Paul my sweet?! ;;D Actually Barb I think Paul would say New Yorks state motto should (currently) be either Be afraid, Be VERY afraid OR Only eat what SHE eats!! |
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Title: Re: Know your State Motto..... Post by Brewcrew on Sep 18th, 2007, 10:20am Slight correction: Wisconsin: Eat Cheese or Die |
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Title: Re: Know your State Motto..... Post by George_J on Sep 18th, 2007, 10:26am Actually, Idaho's motto is "Esto Perpetua". Which, as near as I can tell, means "it seems to take forever to get through this place on the way to Oregon--the wagon is making me seasick, and the kids are all going nuts". Best, George |
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Title: Re: Know your State Motto..... Post by Brewcrew on Sep 18th, 2007, 10:31am on 09/18/07 at 10:26:41, George_J wrote:
Don't make me turn this wagon around! |
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Title: Re: Know your State Motto..... Post by Mosaicwench on Sep 18th, 2007, 10:36am on 09/18/07 at 10:20:36, Brewcrew wrote:
Sorry honey, but it's really Come smell our DAIRY AIR |
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Title: Re: Know your State Motto..... Post by sandie99 on Sep 18th, 2007, 11:57am No wonder the men like Nevada... ::) ;;D I kinda like New Hampshire's motto; Go Away And Leave Us Alone. ;;D At least that's honest! [smiley=laugh.gif] If Finland had one, I doubt that it would be "The Land of Hell"... ;) Although I bet some tourists are curious to see "Welcome to Hel" signs about the capital... ;;D Sanna |
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Title: Re: Know your State Motto..... Post by Guiseppi on Sep 18th, 2007, 12:02pm Correction to California: Yo no tengo mucho Ingles residentes..........we taking this state back!!!!!! Guiseppi |
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Title: Re: Know your State Motto..... Post by UN solved on Sep 18th, 2007, 1:14pm Indiana - "The Crossroads of America" ...But come to think of it, we haven't had a tidal wave in awhile !! ;;D UNsolved |
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Title: Re: Know your State Motto..... Post by tanner on Sep 18th, 2007, 4:40pm Texas: "Hell! You don't know whether to scratch your watch or wind your butt"...... "Oh you speak English!!............Well Howdy Neighbor" ;;D I'm learning Barb :-*.......Tim |
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Title: Re: Know your State Motto..... Post by chewy on Sep 18th, 2007, 4:50pm Massachusetts - Squeeze the bastards until they bleed! |
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Title: Re: Know your State Motto..... Post by cathip on Sep 18th, 2007, 6:24pm Oregon..........Hug a tree, save the spotted Owl....... orrr... Oregon, where the moss grows between yer toes!!! Cathi |
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Title: Re: Know your State Motto..... Post by cosmicfunkfather on Sep 18th, 2007, 6:34pm NEW JERSEY pay the damm taxes or get out!!! |
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Title: Re: Know your State Motto..... Post by jimmers on Sep 18th, 2007, 7:14pm Wisconsin: Land of cow shit and beer farts! ;;D Cheesehead Jimmers |
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