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(Message started by: chewy on Sep 11^th, 2007, 10:55am)

Title: AHHHH.......Newly Weds
Post by chewy on Sep 11^th, 2007, 10:55am

Chinese Newlyweds
A young Chinese couple gets married. She’s a virgin. Truth be told, he is a virgin too, but she doesn’t know that.
On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband undresses in the darkness.
He climbs into bed next to her and tries to be reassuring.
“My darring,” he whispers,
“I know is your firss time and you berry frighten. I pomise you, I give anything you wan, I do anyting -
juss anyting you wan. You juss ask… So… Whatchu wan?” he says, trying to sound experienced and worldly, which he hopes will impress her.
A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her request. She eventually shyly whispers back, “I want to try something I have heard about from other girls… Numbaa 69.”
More thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually, in a puzzled tone he asks her:

“You want………. Garlic Chicken with steam vegetable?

Title: Re: AHHHH.......Newly Weds
Post by Rosybabe on Sep 11^th, 2007, 10:57am

[smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: AHHHH.......Newly Weds
Post by kimmiedawn81 on Sep 11^th, 2007, 11:13am

I looove Garlic chicken with steamed vegetables!! [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: AHHHH.......Newly Weds
Post by Ghost on Sep 11^th, 2007, 11:25am

on 09/11/07 at 11:13:05, kimmiedawn81 wrote:

I looove Garlic chicken with steamed vegetables!! [smiley=laugh.gif]

me too!!!!

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Mike

Title: Re: AHHHH.......Newly Weds
Post by Bethany1 on Sep 11^th, 2007, 8:43pm

I love 69....wait.. i mean, I love garlic and veggies too! ;;D

Title: Re: AHHHH.......Newly Weds
Post by Jonny on Sep 11^th, 2007, 9:13pm

There is a "Joke board" on this site ;;D

Title: Re: AHHHH.......Newly Weds
Post by chewy on Sep 11^th, 2007, 10:24pm

on 09/11/07 at 21:13:07, Jonny wrote:

There is a "Joke board" on this site ;;D

Theres also a Richmond 2007 section.

I didn't go there either.

Title: Re: AHHHH.......Newly Weds
Post by Kevin_M on Sep 11^th, 2007, 10:32pm

Hey. You two wan hand out menu with today's special Numbaa 69, go diffren street corna, theese one taken.