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(Message started by: chewy on Aug 28th, 2007, 9:53am)
Title: WANTED: One Assassin
Post by chewy on Aug 28th, 2007, 9:53am
The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists. Two men and a woman.

For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. 'We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair..

Kill Her!!'

The man said, 'You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife.' The agent said, 'Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home.'

The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out with tears in his eyes, ' I tried, but I can't kill my wife.'

The agent said, 'You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home.'

Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instruction, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one
after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls

After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman, wiping the sweat from her brow. 'The gun is loaded with blanks' she
said. 'I had to beat him to death with the chair.'


Title: Re: WNATED: One Assassin
Post by Rosybabe on Aug 28th, 2007, 10:17am
[smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]
Title: Re: WANTED: One Assassin
Post by Mosaicwench on Aug 28th, 2007, 10:51am
Ah, a Menopausal moment . . . .

I can relate!
Title: Re: WNATED: One Assassin
Post by sldrswyfe on Aug 28th, 2007, 11:18am
;;D ;;D ;;D ;;D ;;D ;;D
Title: Re: WNATED: One Assassin
Post by clusterwife on Aug 28th, 2007, 1:32pm
You men should be worried when a woman takes office.  Imagine, period vacations, out-of-whack hollidays, 1 year leave for having children, and a whole state for women only.  The men mess things up and we are here to take control.  Girl-power!!!!
Title: Re: WNATED: One Assassin
Post by sldrswyfe on Aug 28th, 2007, 1:34pm
[smiley=sayyes.gif]  GIRL POWER!!!
Title: Re: WNATED: One Assassin
Post by sandie99 on Aug 28th, 2007, 1:37pm
[smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]
Scared now, guys...?  ;;D

Sanna
Title: Re: WNATED: One Assassin
Post by clusterwife on Aug 28th, 2007, 1:50pm
It goes to show that women "handle"pain and discomfort better than our male counter-parts.....
Title: Re: WNATED: One Assassin
Post by sldrswyfe on Aug 28th, 2007, 2:01pm
Amen Sister!! ;;D
Title: Re: WNATED: One Assassin
Post by Ray on Aug 28th, 2007, 2:10pm
Yet another reason for men to have the final 2 words in any disagreement with their wives....

"Yes dear."

Ray
Title: Re: WNATED: One Assassin
Post by chewy on Aug 28th, 2007, 2:30pm
My response to the Joke?

Typical woman. Cant follow instructions.
Title: Re: WNATED: One Assassin
Post by sldrswyfe on Aug 28th, 2007, 2:32pm
A respectful "touche"...we get the job done, no matter what it takes.
Title: Re: WNATED: One Assassin
Post by Charlie on Aug 28th, 2007, 8:00pm
http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/no love x.gif http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/scare.gif

Charlie
Title: Re: WNATED: One Assassin
Post by sldrswyfe on Aug 28th, 2007, 8:12pm
You get me every time with the smilies...and make me smile...even after a I just had a very bad phone call.

Thanks Charlie...
Title: Re: WNATED: One Assassin
Post by Sean_C on Aug 28th, 2007, 8:15pm
ROTFLMMFAO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;;D
Title: Re: WNATED: One Assassin
Post by JenniferD on Aug 28th, 2007, 8:22pm

on 08/28/07 at 14:10:50, Ray wrote:
Yet another reason for men to have the final 2 words in any disagreement with their wives....

"Yes dear."

Ray


We will allow you to live.  Chewy on the other hand.............   ;;D
Title: Re: WNATED: One Assassin
Post by sandie99 on Aug 29th, 2007, 3:14am

on 08/28/07 at 14:32:35, sldrswyfe wrote:
A respectful "touche"...we get the job done, no matter what it takes.

Absolutely! She showed creativity; if the plan A fails, go to B. ;;D
Title: Re: WNATED: One Assassin
Post by Barry_T_Coles on Aug 29th, 2007, 3:58am

on 08/29/07 at 03:14:13, sandie99 wrote:
Absolutely! She showed creativity; if the plan A fails, go to B. ;;D


Then on to C    t h r o u g h    t o   Z.

Now ducking diving http://bestsmileys.com/hyper/5.gif zigging zagging http://bestsmileys.com/hyper/9.gif hiding http://bestsmileys.com/hyper/8.gif
Title: Re: WANTED: One Assassin
Post by luveemom on Aug 29th, 2007, 9:17am
WOO HOO!!
;;D
Title: Re: WANTED: One Assassin
Post by cash5542 on Aug 30th, 2007, 8:15pm
Umm Chewey, she DID follow instructions, typical male response, you didn't read the instructions either. She was told to KILL her husband (which she did) not to shoot him! ;)

Actually  I thought your response was good until my husband caught your mistake.

Charlotte
Title: Re: WANTED: One Assassin
Post by chewy on Aug 30th, 2007, 8:57pm

on 08/30/07 at 20:15:43, cash5542 wrote:
Actually  I thought your response was good until my husband caught your mistake.

Charlotte



Your husband huh?

Nice goin meathead! Your outta da union !


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