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(Message started by: Paul98 on Aug 23rd, 2007, 11:42am)

Title: This puts a rash on my balls...
Post by Paul98 on Aug 23rd, 2007, 11:42am
Elvira Arellano, the deported woman with the illigitamate anchor baby is bitching that the USA broke the law first???  Get a clue Elvira!  Legal immigrants pay taxes because they receive benifits here.  Illegals shouldn't be paying taxes because they ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HERE!  The USA is letting you cross without documents???  Get real Elvira, YOU snuck into this country to "drop anchor" and you were cought.  DEAL WITH IT!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=d69_1187877604&p=1

-P.

Title: Re: This puts a rash on my balls...
Post by Linda_Howell on Aug 23rd, 2007, 11:45am

  Sorry to hear about that rash Paul.     ;;D

Title: Re: This puts a rash on my balls...
Post by nani on Aug 23rd, 2007, 11:46am
Really, please have that looked at so you don't, um, spread it around.   ;;D

Title: Re: This puts a rash on my balls...
Post by pattik on Aug 23rd, 2007, 11:53am
Here ya go, Paul.. ;;D

http://i17.tinypic.com/6871o53.jpg

Title: Re: This puts a rash on my balls...
Post by ClusterChuck on Aug 23rd, 2007, 11:54am
Maybe I should go up there, and apply some lotion to that rash ... and again ... and again ... and again ... and ...

Just trying to help a brother out ...

Chuck

Title: Re: This puts a rash on my balls...
Post by LeLimey on Aug 23rd, 2007, 12:01pm
Is this something I should be worrying about?!   ;;D

Talk about spin doctoring - the subject is completely obliterated by the title!

Title: Re: This puts a rash on my balls...
Post by Paul98 on Aug 23rd, 2007, 12:09pm

on 08/23/07 at 12:01:37, LeLimey wrote:
Is this something I should be worrying about?!   ;;D

Talk about spin doctoring - the subject is completely obliterated by the title!


Well, gee Helen I don't know...When you come over are you planning to sneak into the country to drop an anchor child?  ::)  Should I be worried? :o

-P.



Title: Re: This puts a rash on my balls...
Post by Linda_Howell on Aug 23rd, 2007, 12:12pm

 Sorry Helen, I started it and everyone just ran with the ball.  Oops.  Sorry again.

  I don't think you have anythng to worry about though.  ;)

Title: Re: This puts a rash on my balls...
Post by nani on Aug 23rd, 2007, 12:12pm

on 08/23/07 at 12:09:30, Paul98 wrote:
Well, gee Helen I don't know...When you come over are you planning to sneak into the country to drop an anchor child?  ::)  Should I be worried? :o

-P.


If I were you, I'd be more worried about her dropping something on your rash-y balls.

Title: Re: This puts a rash on my balls...
Post by Paul98 on Aug 23rd, 2007, 12:14pm

on 08/23/07 at 12:12:54, nani wrote:
If I were you, I'd be more worried about her dropping something on your rash-y balls.


Good point nani  LOL

-P.

Title: Re: This puts a rash on my balls...
Post by LeLimey on Aug 23rd, 2007, 12:15pm
I've done my bit with raising kids - perish the thought of having any more! Maybe dropping a large housebrick on the subject in hand would solve that dilemna?!  ;;D

Title: Re: This puts a rash on my balls...
Post by Paul98 on Aug 23rd, 2007, 12:16pm

on 08/23/07 at 12:15:16, LeLimey wrote:
I've done my bit with raising kids - perish the thought of having any more! Maybe dropping a large housebrick on the subject in hand would solve that dilemna?!  ;;D



:-X :-X :-X

-P.

Title: Re: This puts a rash on my balls...
Post by LeLimey on Aug 23rd, 2007, 12:17pm

on 08/23/07 at 12:09:30, Paul98 wrote:
Well, gee Helen I don't know...When you come over are you planning to sneak into the country to drop an anchor child?  ::)  Should I be worried? :o

-P.


Sorry but I'm giggling my arse off here - we'd have to say it was a grudge pregnancy wouldn't we - someone else had it in for you  :P

Title: Re: This puts a rash on my balls...
Post by Linda_Howell on Aug 23rd, 2007, 12:17pm



                       http://bestsmileys.com/lol/1.gif

Title: Re: This puts a rash on my balls...
Post by LeLimey on Aug 23rd, 2007, 12:18pm

on 08/23/07 at 12:16:09, Paul98 wrote:
:-X :-X :-X

-P.



Awwww.. don't you like that little idea?! You have to admit - I wouldn't have learn some REAL American vocabulary from you if I did!  :o

Title: Re: This puts a rash on my balls...
Post by Paul98 on Aug 23rd, 2007, 12:22pm

on 08/23/07 at 12:18:27, LeLimey wrote:
Awwww.. don't you like that little idea?! You have to admit - I wouldn't have learn some REAL American vocabulary from you if I did!  :o


I think you would have learned some new French...as in "pardon my"

-P.

Title: Re: This puts a rash on my balls...
Post by LeLimey on Aug 23rd, 2007, 12:23pm
Nope - I learn French when you surrender - I'm damn near fluent again ya big wuss!  ;;D

Title: Re: This puts a rash on my balls...
Post by Big_OUCH on Aug 23rd, 2007, 1:05pm
Not having any balls, I can't really relate to the effect of a rash on them; however, the subject does remind me of a joke:  

The King and Queen were arguing at dinner.  The Queen got quite worked up and angrily said:  "Balls!  If I had them I'd be King!"  The King just smiled, not because he wanted to but because he had two!

Title: Re: This puts a rash on my balls...
Post by luveemom on Aug 23rd, 2007, 1:39pm
Paul,
Ok, I agree with you.....and thank you for the title of your post I needed to laugh a little today and you made me laugh... [smiley=laugh.gif]

Thanks,
Alicia

Title: Re: This puts a rash on my balls...
Post by tanner on Aug 23rd, 2007, 1:45pm
Paul, all I can say is GOOD LUCK

with everything ;)

BTW: I have found that speedo type underwear keeps everything in place and reduces rubbing during hot times.
It does make the target area a bit easier to hit though ;;D

......Tim

Title: Re: This puts a rash on my balls...
Post by Redd on Aug 23rd, 2007, 1:54pm
two words for you Paul

Sitz baths

;;D

Title: Re: This puts a rash on my balls...
Post by sandie99 on Aug 23rd, 2007, 2:11pm
I love this thread... ;;D ;;D ;;D

Title: Re: This puts a rash on my balls...
Post by Paul98 on Aug 23rd, 2007, 2:34pm

on 08/23/07 at 13:54:24, Redd wrote:
two words for you Paul

Sitz baths

;;D


The'll rust! ;;D

-P.

Title: Re: This puts a rash on my balls...
Post by LeLimey on Aug 23rd, 2007, 2:35pm
*mental note - pack scouring powder and metal scouring pads*

Title: Re: This puts a rash on my balls...
Post by LeLimey on Aug 23rd, 2007, 2:50pm
Just for you Paul  ;;D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQMYtUB2Y_k

Title: Re: This puts a rash on my balls...
Post by Linda_Howell on Aug 23rd, 2007, 2:53pm


Quote:
*mental note - pack scouring powder and metal scouring pads*


   Uh....this adds a whole new meaning to the word OUCH, doesn't it?   :o

Title: Re: This puts a rash on my balls...
Post by LeLimey on Aug 23rd, 2007, 3:02pm
Well you know me Linda - all vice  ;;D

Title: Re: This puts a rash on my balls...
Post by Rosybabe on Aug 23rd, 2007, 3:08pm
do you need help scratching?

http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k184/pursalot/358547454_l.gif

;;D

Title: Re: This puts a rash on my balls...
Post by Paul98 on Aug 23rd, 2007, 3:09pm


on 08/23/07 at 15:02:15, LeLimey wrote:
Well you know me Linda - all vice  ;;D


The words "vice" and "balls" should never be used in the same sentence. [smiley=worried.gif]

-P.

Title: Re: This puts a rash on my balls...
Post by Ghost on Aug 23rd, 2007, 3:11pm
[smiley=spit.gif] [smiley=hurl.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=yikes.gif] [smiley=beer.gif]

What more can I say?

Mike

Title: Re: This puts a rash on my balls...
Post by LeLimey on Aug 23rd, 2007, 3:15pm

on 08/23/07 at 15:09:15, Paul98 wrote:
The words "vice" and "balls" should never be used in the same sentence. [smiley=worried.gif]

-P.


Only if the sentence is marriage huh?!  ;;D

Title: Re: This puts a rash on my balls...
Post by Paul98 on Aug 23rd, 2007, 3:55pm

on 08/23/07 at 15:15:09, LeLimey wrote:
Only if the sentence is marriage huh?!  ;;D


Any sentence!  The two are mutually exclusive ;;D

-P.

Title: Re: This puts a rash on my balls...
Post by Paul98 on Aug 23rd, 2007, 4:02pm

on 08/23/07 at 11:54:14, ClusterChuck wrote:
Maybe I should go up there, and apply some lotion to that rash ... and again ... and again ... and again ... and ...

Just trying to help a brother out ...

Chuck


Sorry Chuck...any ointment application in nether regions requires a higher degree in X chromosomes.  Nothing personal Bro ;;D

-P.

Title: Re: This puts a rash on my balls...
Post by LeLimey on Aug 23rd, 2007, 4:23pm

on 08/23/07 at 16:02:01, Paul98 wrote:
Sorry Chuck...any ointment application in nether regions requires a higher degree in X chromosomes.  Nothing personal Bro ;;D

-P.


Y Paul?!  ;;D

Title: Re: This puts a rash on my balls...
Post by Paul98 on Aug 23rd, 2007, 4:32pm

on 08/23/07 at 16:23:38, LeLimey wrote:
Y Paul?!  ;;D


Y?  Because I don't "do" Y, that's Y ;)

-P.

Title: Re: This puts a rash on my balls...
Post by Grandma_Sweet_Boy on Aug 23rd, 2007, 4:33pm
Have ya tried Lanocaine? ;;D

I know you were serious - but thanks for a great laugh today!

Carol

Title: Re: This puts a rash on my balls...
Post by LeLimey on Aug 23rd, 2007, 4:41pm

on 08/23/07 at 16:32:08, Paul98 wrote:
Y?  Because I don't "do" Y, that's Y ;)

-P.


There speaks a man with X on the brain .... *sigh*

Title: Re: This puts a rash on my balls...
Post by Redd on Aug 23rd, 2007, 5:00pm

on 08/23/07 at 16:32:08, Paul98 wrote:
Y?  Because I don't "do" Y, that's Y ;)

-P.



I thought most men liked lunch at the Y?  

No wonder I'm still single..... :-/

Title: Re: This puts a rash on my balls...
Post by Ghost on Aug 23rd, 2007, 5:00pm
But Y? [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]


I would say I aint gonna touch that but it looks like there are volunteers! :o :o :o :o :o

Mike

Title: Re: This puts a rash on my balls...
Post by LeLimey on Aug 23rd, 2007, 5:02pm
Being single is no bad thing Redd - it means I wake up with a smile on my face anyhow!

Title: Re: This puts a rash on my balls...
Post by Ghost on Aug 23rd, 2007, 5:05pm

on 08/23/07 at 17:02:02, LeLimey wrote:
Being single is no bad thing Redd - it means I wake up with a smile on my face anyhow!

Instead of a headache! ;;D :-X

ooops i better go now!

Mike

Title: Re: This puts a rash on my balls...
Post by Paul98 on Aug 23rd, 2007, 6:23pm

on 08/23/07 at 17:02:02, LeLimey wrote:
Being single is no bad thing Redd - it means I wake up with a smile on my face anyhow!


But no one is there to see it. [smiley=laugh.gif]

-P.

Title: Re: This puts a rash on my balls...
Post by Rosybabe on Aug 23rd, 2007, 6:28pm
but you don't have to smell someone else's morning breath  [smiley=hurl.gif]

Title: Re: This puts a rash on my balls...
Post by Paul98 on Aug 23rd, 2007, 6:32pm

on 08/23/07 at 18:28:19, Rosybabe wrote:
but you don't have to smell someone else's morning breath  [smiley=hurl.gif]


Two Words...Oral hygine ;;D

-P.

Title: Re: This puts a rash on my balls...
Post by LeLimey on Aug 23rd, 2007, 7:09pm

on 08/23/07 at 18:23:53, Paul98 wrote:
But no one is there to see it. [smiley=laugh.gif]

-P.


I am!!!

Title: Re: This puts a rash on my balls...
Post by chewy on Aug 23rd, 2007, 7:20pm

Quote:
This puts a rash on my balls...


I think I'll flip through my Vegas pictures.

Title: Re: This puts a rash on my balls...
Post by LeLimey on Aug 23rd, 2007, 7:22pm
Oh here we go  ::)

Chewees rashes are bigger and more incurable  ;)

Title: Re: This puts a rash on my balls...
Post by Jonny on Aug 23rd, 2007, 7:26pm

Quote:
This puts a rash on my balls...


Try Hillarycare! ;;D

Title: Re: This puts a rash on my balls...
Post by Charlie on Aug 23rd, 2007, 9:10pm
http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/spray.gif

Charlie

Title: Re: This puts a rash on my balls...
Post by UN solved on Aug 23rd, 2007, 9:22pm
Do bald balls cause a rash  ?  ;;D

UNsolved

Title: Re: This puts a rash on my balls...
Post by Paul98 on Aug 23rd, 2007, 10:49pm

on 08/23/07 at 19:26:27, Jonny wrote:
Try Hillarycare! ;;D


Don't you mean Hillarydon'tcare? [smiley=laugh.gif]

-P.



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