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(Message started by: JenniferD on Aug 18^th, 2007, 5:25pm)

Title: For my friends
Post by JenniferD on Aug 18^th, 2007, 5:25pm

This made me laugh! Lets get Saturday night rollin'!

1. When you are sad ...I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

2. When you are blue ...I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile ...I will know you finally got laid.

4. When you are scared ...I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried ...I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.

6. When you are confused ...I will use little words.

7. When you are sick ...Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall ...I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

This is my oath; I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask; "because you are my friend."

And always remember: when life hands you lemons, ask for tequila and salt and call me over!

Title: Re: For my friends
Post by Jonny on Aug 18^th, 2007, 6:08pm

9. When you are horny I will fuck you like the beast, but in a good way ;;D

http://youtube.com/watch?v=5r3gVs6UG5Q

Title: Re: For my friends
Post by Redd on Aug 18^th, 2007, 6:14pm

10) Your greatest friend will not come and bail you out of jail. They will be in the next cell saying..."Damn that was a blast."

Title: Re: For my friends
Post by Jonny on Aug 18^th, 2007, 6:16pm

11, A friend will help you kill someone, your best friend will help you burry it. ;;D

Title: Re: For my friends
Post by aloneuk on Aug 18^th, 2007, 6:26pm

;;D ;;D

Title: Re: For my friends
Post by LeLimey on Aug 18^th, 2007, 6:33pm

on 08/18/07 at 18:14:02, Redd wrote:

10) Your greatest friend will not come and bail you out of jail. They will be in the next cell saying..."Damn that was a blast."

Yup I'll go with that one LOL Although I'm out on the razz in Margate next weekend for one of my friends hen nights so a bail fund might be handy ;;D

Title: Re: For my friends
Post by aloneuk on Aug 18^th, 2007, 6:45pm

on 08/18/07 at 18:33:04, LeLimey wrote:

Yup I'll go with that one LOL Although I'm out on the razz in Margate next weekend for one of my friends hen nights so a bail fund might be handy ;;D

LOOK OUT MARGATE !!

Title: Re: For my friends
Post by HeadhurtinMama on Aug 18^th, 2007, 8:03pm

Good friends are hard to come by! Thank the stars I have you guys!!! [smiley=girlflash.gif]

Bridget

Title: Re: For my friends
Post by Kingjames1 on Aug 18^th, 2007, 8:40pm

Bridget-some women say a hard friend is good to come by :)

Title: Re: For my friends
Post by Redd on Aug 18^th, 2007, 8:43pm

James James James.....

Innuendo will get you 15 to 20....

(snide and dirty comebacks that is)

Title: Re: For my friends
Post by Kingjames1 on Aug 18^th, 2007, 8:54pm

Awww Redd, I couldn't help it....her animated figure flashed me :-*