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(Message started by: LeLimey on Aug 14th, 2007, 1:37pm)

Title: One for the ladies
Post by LeLimey on Aug 14th, 2007, 1:37pm
You know what girls I was thinking - those mere male types amonst us are going doolally about fantasy football - which shows we are the superior sex 'cos who gives a nut about football when you can just watch those rippling muscles and legs and.. okay you get the idea!

I think we ought to have our fantasy "kip scale" with our very own ch men on a scale of one to ten. We can each have our own Hunk Scale and then we can add them all up at the end to see who gets a place in the hall of fame

What do you think?

0 What a minger - wouldn't touch him with someone elses hand!

1 Double Bagger

2 Single Bagger

3 I Would - but only if no one would find out

4 Meaningful Overnight Relationship Material

5 Holiday Romance

6 Fun for now

7 Another two girlfriends and this one will be an 8

8 A few rough edges but trainable

9 Almost perfect

10 Hands off he's mine all mine!


So lets see - who will YOU be voting for?!

Title: Re: One for the ladies
Post by thomas on Aug 14th, 2007, 1:50pm
This should be most interesting.  ;;D

Title: Re: One for the ladies
Post by LeeS on Aug 14th, 2007, 1:54pm
I'm a lady - and my lucky number is 4!

Not that fussy though ;;D

Title: Re: One for the ladies
Post by nani on Aug 14th, 2007, 2:37pm
Hmmm....

I'd have to say most of our clusterdudes rank at a 4 or higher. Except, Lee, of course. He'd be a 3.  ;)

Title: Re: One for the ladies
Post by LeLimey on Aug 14th, 2007, 3:14pm
Well Lee is my "1" - no surprises there! LOL
Lets see

I have CHTom as my "0"

SuperIrish is my number "1" but it was a close run thing with having two zero's I can tell you!

Lee is my number "2" (and not only because he's a big steaming pile of number 2!)


I'll have to carry on thinking - the top scorer's are easy so I'm concentrating on the lower rankers (Phew!! Did spell that right!  ;;D )



Title: Re: One for the ladies
Post by thomas on Aug 14th, 2007, 3:17pm
Did "rankers" almost become "wankers"? ;)

Title: Re: One for the ladies
Post by JenniferD on Aug 14th, 2007, 3:25pm
oh this can be delicious fun! LOL

Gentlemen, I my vote CAN be bought!  Who can schmooze the best?

teehee   [smiley=bloos.gif]
Jen


Title: Re: One for the ladies
Post by LeLimey on Aug 14th, 2007, 3:28pm

on 08/14/07 at 15:17:16, thomas wrote:
Did "rankers" almost become "wankers"? ;)


Ahhh Thomas - my sweet little almost-a-ten-but-married-so-off-limits  ;;D .. it would seem you know me too well LOL

Title: Re: One for the ladies
Post by Brewcrew on Aug 14th, 2007, 3:30pm
I wouldn't touch this thread with somebody else's cursor.

Title: Re: One for the ladies
Post by LeLimey on Aug 14th, 2007, 3:38pm

on 08/14/07 at 15:30:14, Brewcrew wrote:
I wouldn't touch this thread with somebody else's cursor.


That's why its called One for the LADIES Brew - the clue is in the title  ;)

Title: Re: One for the ladies
Post by Charlie on Aug 14th, 2007, 3:48pm

Quote:
I wouldn't touch this thread with somebody else's cursor.  


http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/scare white.gif

Charlie http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/scared split right.gif

Title: Re: One for the ladies
Post by Brewcrew on Aug 14th, 2007, 4:01pm

on 08/14/07 at 15:38:31, LeLimey wrote:
That's why its called One for the LADIES Brew - the clue is in the title  ;)

I don't know about that, dearest Helen. Jen was trying to get the menfolk involved by soliciting input for her vote.

Title: Re: One for the ladies
Post by thomas on Aug 14th, 2007, 4:13pm

on 08/14/07 at 15:30:14, Brewcrew wrote:
I wouldn't touch this thread with somebody else's cursor.

Looks like you already touched it, and with your own cursor as well.  ;)

Title: Re: One for the ladies
Post by sandie99 on Aug 14th, 2007, 4:14pm
Oh, this is fun! ;;D

Just how long it will take when the lads have started a similar one about us ladies...? ;)

Sanna

Title: Re: One for the ladies
Post by thomas on Aug 14th, 2007, 4:15pm

on 08/14/07 at 16:14:10, sandie99 wrote:
Oh, this is fun! ;;D

Just how long it will take when the lads have started a similar one about us ladies...? ;)

Sanna

Not me, no way.   I don't like death threats, no matter how sweetly veiled they are.  ;;D

Title: Re: One for the ladies
Post by sandie99 on Aug 14th, 2007, 4:17pm
[smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: One for the ladies
Post by JenniferD on Aug 14th, 2007, 4:52pm
edit mine to add:

nekked pictures and dirty pm's will be accepted  ;;D

Title: Re: One for the ladies
Post by LeLimey on Aug 14th, 2007, 5:01pm

on 08/14/07 at 16:52:57, JenniferD wrote:
edit mine to add:

nekked pictures and dirty pm's will be accepted  ;;D


EXCEPT from LeeS they don't make a camera with enough pixels for anyone to enlarge it enough to make anything visible  ::)

I don't want any nekkid pics thanks - I'd prefer to retain my high opinions of the rest of you  ;;D

Title: Re: One for the ladies
Post by Linda_Howell on Aug 14th, 2007, 5:08pm


On the higher end of your scale we can start with the 12 guys I put in the calenders I made for you ladies and passed out at the convention. ( Mr. Feb. not withstanding)

Only I didn't get a pic of Paul in there Helen so you will have to rate him yourself.  he he he

Title: Re: One for the ladies
Post by Redd on Aug 14th, 2007, 5:09pm
I'd partisipate, but that would require me to think about men in "that" way, something I have sworn off doing for the foreseeable future.

(thats my story and I'm sticking to it)

Title: Re: One for the ladies
Post by Linda_Howell on Aug 14th, 2007, 5:09pm


  OMG, this is funny.  Just as I hit 'send' on my post above I noticed that down at the bottom was an advertisement for..."male plastic surgery"

TOOOOO funny.

Title: Re: One for the ladies
Post by LeLimey on Aug 14th, 2007, 5:16pm
Thats funny Linda cos at the bottom of my board there is one for "Ladies Toilet Signs" - must know ole Lee sits down eh?!

As for where Paul lands on the scale well he's my ten  ;;D Like you couldn't guess LOL

Title: Re: One for the ladies
Post by nani on Aug 14th, 2007, 5:23pm
Mine has the plastic surgery, erectile dysfunction, and Crossdressing...be the woman you want to be.  [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: One for the ladies
Post by Linda_Howell on Aug 14th, 2007, 5:25pm


   LMAO...very appropriate for Mr. Feb.



Title: Re: One for the ladies
Post by thomas on Aug 14th, 2007, 5:26pm

on 08/14/07 at 16:52:57, JenniferD wrote:
edit mine to add:

nekked pictures and dirty pm's will be accepted  ;;D

*shuddering* imagineing the horror that will "grace" your inbox. :o

Title: Re: One for the ladies
Post by Brewcrew on Aug 14th, 2007, 5:30pm

on 08/14/07 at 16:14:10, sandie99 wrote:
Oh, this is fun! ;;D

Just how long it will take when the lads have started a similar one about us ladies...? ;)

Sanna

Never (sorry). When we do it it's called chauvenistic piggishness.

Title: Re: One for the ladies
Post by LeLimey on Aug 14th, 2007, 5:40pm

on 08/14/07 at 17:08:17, Linda_Howell wrote:
Only I didn't get a pic of Paul in there Helen ...


No probs Linda - I can help you out there - cos I'm a very helpful sort of a girl as you know  ;)

http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q154/fedupofthinking/BoPeep.jpg

http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q154/fedupofthinking/halloween2.jpg

http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q154/fedupofthinking/paul4.jpg

Title: Re: One for the ladies
Post by aloneuk on Aug 14th, 2007, 5:44pm

on 08/14/07 at 17:40:25, LeLimey wrote:
No probs Linda - I can help you out there - cos I'm a very helpful sort of a girl as you know  ;)

http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q154/fedupofthinking/BoPeep.jpg

http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q154/fedupofthinking/halloween2.jpg

http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q154/fedupofthinking/paul4.jpg



LMMFAO  [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif]

Title: Re: One for the ladies
Post by LeLimey on Aug 14th, 2007, 5:51pm
You can laugh Ikey baby - YOU'RE goin to meet Ting Tong (you DO watch Little Britain I take it?!)

http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q154/fedupofthinking/TingTong1.jpg

Title: Re: One for the ladies
Post by Mosaicwench on Aug 14th, 2007, 5:55pm

on 08/14/07 at 17:08:17, Linda_Howell wrote:
On the higher end of your scale we can start with the 12 guys I put in the calenders I made for you ladies and passed out at the convention. ( Mr. Feb. not withstanding)

Only I didn't get a pic of Paul in there Helen so you will have to rate him yourself.  he he he


Since my love is on the calendar, I'll refrain from mentioning anyone else . . . .and thank you AGAIN Linda, for that glorious calendar - it's so much fun!

Title: Re: One for the ladies
Post by aloneuk on Aug 14th, 2007, 5:58pm
cant wait to meet him as long as he dont look like any of the above !!??

Title: Re: One for the ladies
Post by LeLimey on Aug 14th, 2007, 6:04pm
Well he hasn't got the blue dress any more - doesn't fit him after too many full Englishes  ::) Other than that our Ting Tong still looks the same - ie a minger! When his hair was shorter he was a dead ringer for Hayley in Corrie though  [smiley=hurl.gif]

Title: Re: One for the ladies
Post by aloneuk on Aug 14th, 2007, 7:00pm
gutted i wanted to borrow that dress ! ;;D

Title: Re: One for the ladies
Post by alienspacedork on Aug 14th, 2007, 7:06pm
Much as I would like to, I'm not going to set myself up for that kind of trouble.....


Now, if we're just talking parts that's something different.

I could fill in best smile, best mustache, best arms, best mmmmmmmmmbutt.....

Title: Re: One for the ladies
Post by Linda_Howell on Aug 14th, 2007, 7:10pm

Quote:
I could fill in best smile, best mustache, best arms, best mmmmmmmmmbutt.....


  Oh, I love it Liz..what a great idea.

Mustache goes to Guiseppi.

Title: Re: One for the ladies
Post by LeLimey on Aug 14th, 2007, 7:20pm
Its fantasy girls - you can have your'e top ten anythings! LOL

Chuck's thong - where would you put THAT?! (I know - it was a cheeky question  ;;D )

Title: Re: One for the ladies
Post by Linda_Howell on Aug 14th, 2007, 7:29pm

Quote:
Chuck's thong - where would you put THAT?!


You cannot make me go there Helen.  Really you can't.  lol

   Best smile has GOT to be Frank (jeepgun) who no longer posts here.


Title: Re: One for the ladies
Post by Redd on Aug 14th, 2007, 7:43pm
Umm...how much for a calendar? [smiley=huh.gif]

Title: Re: One for the ladies
Post by catlind on Aug 14th, 2007, 7:44pm
Good Lord!!!  I'm still part blind from the episode of Chuck's thong....

Someone really needs to remind him to get a tan where the sun don't shine....

Lily white is still too dark...scarred for life

Cat

Title: Re: One for the ladies
Post by alienspacedork on Aug 14th, 2007, 7:47pm

on 08/14/07 at 16:52:57, JenniferD wrote:
edit mine to add:

nekked pictures and dirty pm's will be accepted  ;;D



Make sure you pass them along to me, k?



Yup Linda - mustache goes to Guiseppi

smile - Jimyhertz

phone voice - Beeyul.....

eyes - hmmmm,  [smiley=wow.gif], hmmm, um what was I saying?


I'll skip the rest - don't want angry girlfriends/wives/boyfriends....  but best nickname is definitely Snickerdoodle LOL

Title: Re: One for the ladies
Post by Redd on Aug 14th, 2007, 7:52pm

on 08/14/07 at 19:47:53, alienspacedork wrote:
Make sure you pass them along to me, k?



Yup Linda - mustache goes to Guiseppi  with Maffumatt a tie.

smile - Jimyhertz

phone voice - Beeyul.....(voice period)

eyes - hmmmm,  [smiley=wow.gif], hmmm, um what was I saying?


I'll skip the rest - don't want angry girlfriends/wives/boyfriends....  but best nickname is definitely Snickerdoodle LOL

I agree with these


Title: Re: One for the ladies
Post by Linda_Howell on Aug 14th, 2007, 8:10pm


   best legs=Jimi     [smiley=laugh.gif]


           

Title: Re: One for the ladies
Post by Redd on Aug 14th, 2007, 8:18pm
again..how much for a calendar? [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: One for the ladies
Post by Linda_Howell on Aug 14th, 2007, 8:30pm

check your PM's Pegg.   ;;D

Title: Re: One for the ladies
Post by E-Double on Aug 14th, 2007, 8:39pm
[smiley=laugh.gif]
You gals are a riot!

If grading smiles do you take into account having one's own teeth?

How about best droopy eye?


Title: Re: One for the ladies
Post by Redd on Aug 14th, 2007, 8:44pm
No Eric, but best eyes may have to go to Hannah....

Opps we talking CLuster men, right....

Nevermind...

Title: Re: One for the ladies
Post by Jonny on Aug 14th, 2007, 8:47pm

on 08/14/07 at 20:39:50, E-Double wrote:
[smiley=laugh.gif]
You gals are a riot!

If grading smiles do you take into account having one's own teeth?


You bastard....thats not fair!.....LMAO ;;D

Title: Re: One for the ladies
Post by Linda_Howell on Aug 14th, 2007, 8:48pm


Quote:
How about best droopy eye?


Good  point Eric.   The best droopy eye if one can say that is best...goes to Riccardo, which most of you here don't know because he was here a long time ago.  I cannot bring up a pic of him, so trust me.


Title: Re: One for the ladies
Post by Paul98 on Aug 14th, 2007, 8:49pm
Somehow I knew I was going to be thrown to the wolves in this thread.........or to the sheep ::)

-P.

Title: Re: One for the ladies
Post by Redd on Aug 14th, 2007, 8:54pm
Least she didn't put your face on the one with the bloody hips Paul.

I don't want to know how THAT happened....... :-X

Title: Re: One for the ladies
Post by Linda_Howell on Aug 14th, 2007, 8:56pm
Since I brought your name up Paul and of course Helen ran with it, I'll give you this to make up for it.

  Best sexy voice= Beeuull

  Most calm and relaxed voice that is so pleasant to listen to=Paul

 

Title: Re: One for the ladies
Post by Paul98 on Aug 14th, 2007, 9:10pm

on 08/14/07 at 20:56:01, Linda_Howell wrote:
Since I brought your name up Paul and of course Helen ran with it, I'll give you this to make up for it.

  Best sexy voice= Beeuull

  Most calm and relaxed voice that is so pleasant to listen to=Paul

 


I would be worried if Helen didn't pounce at the chance to post her sheepie pics.  Do I get a 10 for my sexy legs in the little Bo Peep costume? ;;D

-P.

Title: Re: One for the ladies
Post by Mosaicwench on Aug 14th, 2007, 9:10pm
Hannah got those eyes from someone . . . .

SO other than my love who is ALWAYS tops in my book, I give a high marks honorable mention to E-Double (and best sideburns, too!).


And brew has nice legs, too! (for a northern midwest white guy)

Title: Re: One for the ladies
Post by JenniferD on Aug 14th, 2007, 9:12pm
Linda, check your pms too please! (ok, so I'm asking about a calendar too! I'm such a pig!)

Title: Re: One for the ladies
Post by Linda_Howell on Aug 14th, 2007, 9:14pm

 
Quote:
Do I get a 10 for my sexy legs in the little Bo Peep costume?  


NO

Title: Re: One for the ladies
Post by JenniferD on Aug 14th, 2007, 9:28pm
E-dub is gettin high marks with me.  But Beeyull does have one sexy voice.

Title: Re: One for the ladies
Post by alienspacedork on Aug 14th, 2007, 10:42pm
I'm with Jen - we need pics of the guys, so we can choose (yeah, right! so we can choose LMAO)


and, feel free to PM the risque ones....

Title: Re: One for the ladies
Post by LeLimey on Aug 15th, 2007, 4:49am
I  have to say here that Paul DOES have very nice legs - and they reach all the way up to his arse too  ;;D (See shitbag, I DO say nice things about you  :P )

Best phone voice well it can ONLY be Beeyul  ;)

Best legs gotta agree on Jimi for that one too!

Best buff job DJ for his lovely bald bonce!

Best floater - Chewy. The boat may sink but he never does (bugger!)

Best smile - well I'm disagreeing with the lot of you here and voting for Jasper 'cos he has the only (okay second only!) ch male smile that melts me!

Best baker - Our Tony - I'm dreaming of those flippin' biscotti Tony - me! Who doesn't have a sweet tooth!

Best with a G String - Brew

Best heavy breather on the board - Has to be Chuck really doesn't it?!

Biggest Perv - JeffB

Best at driving a wheelchair - well it ain't Jonny  ;;D

I'm enjoying this LOL

Title: Re: One for the ladies
Post by Ghost on Aug 15th, 2007, 8:36am

on 08/14/07 at 19:43:00, Redd wrote:
Umm...how much for a calendar? [smiley=huh.gif]


Can I wear my Firemans gear?

I know making sure I wear the face shield down. ;;D ;;D ;;D ;;D ;;D

Mike

Title: Re: One for the ladies
Post by Redd on Aug 15th, 2007, 9:15am
I'll let you make me a calendar too Goaty...

just promise me...no hot pink thongs..I've yet to fully recover from Nashville.... :-/

Title: Re: One for the ladies
Post by thomas on Aug 15th, 2007, 9:33am
What is this calendar you all speak of? [smiley=huh.gif]

Title: Re: One for the ladies
Post by Ghost on Aug 15th, 2007, 9:39am

on 08/15/07 at 09:33:17, thomas wrote:
What is this calendar you all speak of? [smiley=huh.gif]

Will have to make one !!! ;;D

ok 2

1 for the CHenz and one with the CHenz! :o :o :o :o :o :o 8) ;) ;;D

Mike

Title: Re: One for the ladies
Post by E-Double on Aug 15th, 2007, 9:51am

on 08/15/07 at 09:33:17, thomas wrote:
What is this calendar you all speak of? [smiley=huh.gif]



Yeah!

Title: Re: One for the ladies
Post by George_J on Aug 15th, 2007, 9:59am
First, I noticed who posted this thread.  Then I watched  it...inflate...over the the course of the day (up to 3 pages now).  

Not good.  I hesitated to open it, figuring it was something like a radioactive booby trap.  

Oddly enough, it doesn't seem too bad in here so far--some sheep pictures of Paul, a few scandalous references to Chuck's thong, and some open solicitations for dirty pictures--but it ain't too ugly.
 
Yet.

Play nicely.....

Best,

George  

Title: Re: One for the ladies
Post by Mosaicwench on Aug 15th, 2007, 10:01am
Linda gave the ladies attending Richcon a calendar of CH-hunks (CHUNKS! :o)

It's an endless source of amusement here at the brewcrew home! ;)

Title: Re: One for the ladies
Post by Charlotte on Aug 15th, 2007, 10:10am
I've been married 31 years so the only thing I can say in public is Joe is my 10.

But, um, have we had any candidates for best posterior?

Charlotte

Title: Re: One for the ladies
Post by Ghost on Aug 15th, 2007, 10:13am

on 08/15/07 at 10:01:15, Mosaicwench wrote:
Linda gave the ladies attending Richcon a calendar of CH-hunks (CHUNKS! :o)

It's an endless source of amusement here at the brewcrew home! ;)


That is it we have to get out a CHenz and CHunks every year to raise monies for CH.com!!!!!

DJ Get a shelf open at the store!

We will make it happen.

Mike


Title: Re: One for the ladies
Post by alienspacedork on Aug 15th, 2007, 10:54am

on 08/15/07 at 09:59:17, George_J wrote:
Oddly enough, it doesn't seem too bad in here so far--some sheep pictures of Paul, a few scandalous references to Chuck's thong, and some open solicitations for dirty pictures--but it ain't too ugly.
 
Yet.

Play nicely.....

Best,

George  




Nah - it's reverse psychology!  You ask for the pics, you don't get them.... See? I know what I'm doing....

Title: Re: One for the ladies
Post by JenniferD on Aug 15th, 2007, 11:46am

on 08/15/07 at 10:10:25, Charlotte wrote:
But, um, have we had any candidates for best posterior?

Charlotte


I know just the pic Char, still lookin for it  :)



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