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(Message started by: tanner on Aug 14^th, 2007, 12:55pm)

Title: Investment tips for 2nd half of 2007
Post by tanner on Aug 14^th, 2007, 12:55pm

Maybe I shouldn't give you some of these, but here goes:
Investment tips for 2007 for all of you with any money left, be aware of the next expected mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor and Make Some Big Bucks.

Watch for these consolidations in 2007.

1.) Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W. R. Grace Co. Will merge and become:
- Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.

2.) PolygramRecords, Warner Bros., and ZestaCrackers join forces and become:
- Poly, Warner Cracker.

3.) 3M will merge with Goodyear and become:
- MMMGood.

4. ZippoManufacturing, AudiMotors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge and become:
- ZipAudiDoDa .

5. FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become:
- FedUP.

6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become:
- Fairwell Honeychild.

7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become:
- PouponPants.

8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become:
- Knott NOW!

And finally ....

9. Victoria 's Secret and Smith &Wesson will merge under the new name:
- TittyTittyBang Bang

OK, so this is not the "funnies page".....so shoot me....

preferably with a new S&W ;)......Tim

Title: Re: Investment tips for 2nd half of 2007
Post by Brewcrew on Aug 14^th, 2007, 1:52pm

I'm speechless.

Title: Re: Investment tips for 2nd half of 2007
Post by 1stdonna on Aug 14^th, 2007, 10:20pm

Don't forget that General Electric, the May Co. and Honey Baked Ham are merging to

General May Ham.

Title: Re: Investment tips for 2nd half of 2007
Post by Racer1_NC on Aug 14^th, 2007, 11:42pm

Not any stranger than some of my old broker's recommendations.

Title: Re: Investment tips for 2nd half of 2007
Post by Linda_Howell on Aug 14^th, 2007, 11:45pm

Quote:

5. FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become:
- FedUP.

Quote:

Brewcrew Posted on: Today at 10:52am
I'm speechless

I'll bet you are..lmao Bill

Title: Re: Investment tips for 2nd half of 2007
Post by rolo65 on Aug 15^th, 2007, 12:51am

on 08/14/07 at 12:55:14, tanner wrote:

FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become: - FedUP.

Hilarious! [smiley=crackup.gif]