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Title: I Can't Blame My Husband.... Post by sldrswyfe on Aug 3rd, 2007, 1:51am for sitting all the way in the toilet with the seat up this time!! I left the seat up after cleaning it and ended up with my knees next to my ears. Ouch. That is bad at ANYTIME....but when you're not fully awake...it's somehow worse. >:( |
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Title: Re: I Can't Blame My Husband.... Post by George_J on Aug 3rd, 2007, 2:01am Best to get the seat out of the way. Toilet seats themselves can be hazardous. Ask Chuck. Sorry to hear you got wet. Best, George |
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Title: Re: I Can't Blame My Husband.... Post by thebbz on Aug 3rd, 2007, 2:24am He...he...he..... [smiley=laugh.gif] never ending story. He...he..he [smiley=laugh.gif] thebb |
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Title: Re: I Can't Blame My Husband.... Post by sandie99 on Aug 3rd, 2007, 3:28am Oh, I'm sorry... [smiley=hug.gif] Sanna |
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Title: Re: I Can't Blame My Husband.... Post by E-Double on Aug 3rd, 2007, 4:16am [smiley=laugh.gif] |
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Title: Re: I Can't Blame My Husband.... Post by sldrswyfe on Aug 3rd, 2007, 7:45am Im glad you found humor in that E!! ;;D I do too....now, hours later. You obviously have experience... ;;D |
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Title: Re: I Can't Blame My Husband.... Post by sldrswyfe on Aug 3rd, 2007, 7:50am George?? Without a seat, how would I....forget it! |
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Title: Re: I Can't Blame My Husband.... Post by Brewcrew on Aug 3rd, 2007, 8:13am But I'll bet you had that shower-fresh feeling for hours afterward. ;;D |
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Title: Re: I Can't Blame My Husband.... Post by sldrswyfe on Aug 3rd, 2007, 8:15am ;;D ;;D ;;D I can't tell you how much I want to ban all of those type commercials!!! They really go overboard... |
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Title: Re: I Can't Blame My Husband.... Post by jimmers on Aug 3rd, 2007, 8:42am With the size of my Big Ass, I could never fall in! ;;D Jimmers |
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Title: Re: I Can't Blame My Husband.... Post by Rosybabe on Aug 3rd, 2007, 8:45am [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] Upps!! sorry Sherri but the visuals are very funny!!!! [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] |
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Title: Re: I Can't Blame My Husband.... Post by tanner on Aug 3rd, 2007, 8:49am Hey kids thanks for a great start to my week ;;D ;;D .....Tim |
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Title: Re: I Can't Blame My Husband.... Post by sldrswyfe on Aug 3rd, 2007, 9:03am Then you would've really enjoyed the "auditory" part...and the temper tantrum Rosy!! |
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Title: Re: I Can't Blame My Husband.... Post by Rosybabe on Aug 3rd, 2007, 9:06am I think I would have jumped into the shower right away [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] I hope the toilet did not have kids left overs in it .... [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] |
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Title: Re: I Can't Blame My Husband.... Post by sldrswyfe on Aug 3rd, 2007, 10:02am Rosy, I was BESIDE myself...THANK GOD the water was clean!! |
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Title: Re: I Can't Blame My Husband.... Post by Guiseppi on Aug 3rd, 2007, 10:29am It was very early in my marriage...about 2:00 am, I heard the splash, the yelling and cursing................it'll be 25 years in September and I've NEVER made that mistake again!!!! ::) Thanks for the smile!!!! Guiseppi |
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Title: Re: I Can't Blame My Husband.... Post by aubmari on Aug 3rd, 2007, 10:45am on 08/03/07 at 09:06:28, Rosybabe wrote:
ummmm just about lost my breakfast [smiley=hurl.gif] and that is only because OMG I can only imagine. How horrible . Hopefully you are dry now. |
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Title: Re: I Can't Blame My Husband.... Post by Mark C on Aug 3rd, 2007, 10:52am he he he ......funny.... ;;D ;;D |
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Title: Re: I Can't Blame My Husband.... Post by sandie99 on Aug 3rd, 2007, 11:40am on 08/03/07 at 10:52:20, Mark C wrote:
What are you saying, Mark? That every clusterheadaches.com addict should have one of those so we won't miss a moment? [smiley=laugh.gif] Sanna [smiley=laugh.gif] |
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Title: Re: I Can't Blame My Husband.... Post by Guiseppi on Aug 3rd, 2007, 11:55am Okay THAT redefines a CH addict!!!! (but i want one) ;;D Guiseppi |
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Title: Re: I Can't Blame My Husband.... Post by Callico on Aug 3rd, 2007, 2:15pm At least now you are fully awake! ;;D That was funny. Thanks for sharing the humor with us. [smiley=laugh.gif] Jerry |
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Title: Re: I Can't Blame My Husband.... Post by LadyElaine1 on Aug 3rd, 2007, 2:19pm ROTFLMAO ! I been there done that ! |
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Title: Re: I Can't Blame My Husband.... Post by Charlie on Aug 3rd, 2007, 9:15pm Oh my. Is there nothing we can do?..... http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/why yellow.gif :D Yuz all kill me. Charlie |
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Title: Re: I Can't Blame My Husband.... Post by JenniferD on Aug 3rd, 2007, 9:20pm on 08/03/07 at 21:15:34, Charlie wrote:
where the hell do you find those Charlie??? ROFLMAO |
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Title: Re: I Can't Blame My Husband.... Post by barry_sword on Aug 3rd, 2007, 9:35pm I can not believe I am commenting on a toilet topic. ::) A couple of our friends come over to visit and put the seat up and turn the toilet paper around the other way and other harmless but funny stuff like that. Our friend Sue comes out of the bathroom and smiles and say's " I hope you don't mind, but I brushed my teeth with the blue brush, thanks." I own a lot of tooth brushes. [smiley=laugh.gif] Barry |
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Title: Re: I Can't Blame My Husband.... Post by Jonny on Aug 3rd, 2007, 9:43pm If the seats up, put it down......if the seats down, put it up! Why is it the mans problem? Edit to add: on 08/03/07 at 01:51:19, sldrswyfe wrote:
At least you were smelling fresh when you got back in bed......LMAO ;;D |
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Title: Re: I Can't Blame My Husband.... Post by sldrswyfe on Aug 4th, 2007, 1:37am Exactly Jonny!! WHAT is the problem with you men? ;) |
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Title: Re: I Can't Blame My Husband.... Post by JeffB on Aug 4th, 2007, 1:57am ????? :-/ |
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Title: Re: I Can't Blame My Husband.... Post by sldrswyfe on Aug 4th, 2007, 2:20am WHOAH Jonny... I misunderstood your sentence...I took it as "WHAT is the man's problem?"...not WHY... When you are "making your way" to the bathroom in the middle of the night, not happy about it to begin with, and not fully awake, you don't have your bathroom check list on you...the clipboard with "toilet seat down?" on it. Unless you've ever had it happen...uuuggghh...it's one of the grossest feelings in the world...and it HURTS. Porcelain doesn't bend with you, you know what I mean? I thought to myself, when it HAS been my husband's fault, the next time this happens, Im going to go and get the lids from the pots, sit on him while he's sleeping and crash them together...and give him just as pleasant of a "wake up call"!! ;;D |
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Title: Re: I Can't Blame My Husband.... Post by Rosybabe on Aug 4th, 2007, 12:05pm my potty has one of those softy cushy seats ;;D because I hate to get up at night with my warm little behind and sit in a cold and hard potty seat :(..you must check those out... OOOHHH they are comfy!!! 8) |
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Title: Re: I Can't Blame My Husband.... Post by George_J on Aug 4th, 2007, 8:16pm on 08/04/07 at 12:05:46, Rosybabe wrote:
They don't stay up, though. I think they were invented by a female devil. Best, George |
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Title: Re: I Can't Blame My Husband.... Post by Charlie on Aug 4th, 2007, 9:38pm It's the end of the world Sherri.... http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/wailing girl.gif Have to go along with Jonny though. Charlie |
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Title: Re: I Can't Blame My Husband.... Post by sldrswyfe on Aug 5th, 2007, 8:10am Of course you do Charlie....all of you men are conspiring against us! :D And *hmpfh!*...it FEELS like the end of the world when it happens. Seriously...do you men do it on purpose.... [smiley=bloos.gif] |
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Title: Re: I Can't Blame My Husband.... Post by sandie99 on Aug 5th, 2007, 8:15am I've potty trained my best supporter well... ;) Sanna |
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Title: Re: I Can't Blame My Husband.... Post by Mark C on Aug 5th, 2007, 2:35pm http://www.magicjohn.com/mj.htm |
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Title: Re: I Can't Blame My Husband.... Post by Jonny on Aug 5th, 2007, 2:59pm on 08/04/07 at 02:20:58, sldrswyfe wrote:
So I guess a man should just piss all over the seat in the middle of the night because he dont have his bathroom check list? Listen, either put the seat down yourself or sit on a piss covered seat.....LOL ;;D |
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Title: Re: I Can't Blame My Husband.... Post by sldrswyfe on Aug 5th, 2007, 5:27pm ;;D ;;D ;;D |
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Title: Re: I Can't Blame My Husband.... Post by sldrswyfe on Aug 5th, 2007, 5:31pm OMG...Mark that is hilarious!! And it really is a solution!! That would stop alot of uh...the contraversy...as Jonny so aptly laid out the choices ;;D (*and with about the same amount of sympathy as my husband does...you guys really STICK TOGETHER!) |
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Title: Re: I Can't Blame My Husband.... Post by sldrswyfe on Aug 6th, 2007, 4:03am That was a fair argument Jonny...about men too being half asleep...I never thought of it that way. Hey, Im open to seeing both sides... ;;D It's just that I do alot to be considerate for my husband...he always get's to use a clean bathroom...not water splashed all over the sink...fresh, DRY towels...I don't...and I feel the least he could do is make sure I don't fall down the rabbit hole... |
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