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(Message started by: tanner on Jul 28th, 2007, 4:55am)
Title: jonny
Post by tanner on Jul 28th, 2007, 4:55am
had to log back in when i saw that you were up and about...

you are an inspiration Bro....

but i promise not to tell anyone that your tough guy thing is an act ooops

shoot me ;;D   saluteing right now ;;D
Title: Re: jonny
Post by Jonny on Jul 28th, 2007, 12:37pm

on 07/28/07 at 04:55:54, tanner wrote:
you are an inspiration Bro....


Who me?.....Nah, im just an old cluster head, bro ;;D

Anyone want to come over and help me battle bees?....I got two hives in my house and the bastards were chasing me around the house yesterday. ....LOL

A can of Raid in each hand trying to blast them out of the sky one by one....LMAO  [smiley=laugh.gif]

I think I better come up with a new plan....LMMFAO!!!!!!
Title: Re: jonny
Post by Brewcrew on Jul 28th, 2007, 12:39pm

on 07/28/07 at 12:37:16, Jonny wrote:
I think I better come up with a new plan....LMMFAO!!!!!!

Can you say, "Orkin man?" [smiley=laugh.gif]
Title: Re: jonny
Post by Jonny on Jul 28th, 2007, 12:44pm

on 07/28/07 at 12:39:34, Brewcrew wrote:
Can you say, "Orkin man?" [smiley=laugh.gif]


Hell no!, I may have lost the first battle, but I will win the war no matter how many times I get stung.....LOL ;;D

What sucks is that you battle one hive and they chase you around the house right into the second hive, after about four times around the house theres a shit load of them on my tail....the bastards.....LOL :D
Title: Re: jonny
Post by thebbz on Jul 28th, 2007, 1:02pm
Napalm... ;)dont forget the honey.
thebb
Title: Re: jonny
Post by Brewcrew on Jul 28th, 2007, 1:08pm
Well, as I always say, pick your battles. This is not one I'd pick if they were INSIDE my house. Outside is another story.

Hang tough and keep the Benadryl close at hand! Or a shot of epinepherin. Allergic reactions to multiple bee stings can be UG-LY!
Title: Re: jonny
Post by Jonny on Jul 28th, 2007, 1:19pm
They are outside, one under the clapboards where it meets the foundation and one on the side of the house where the mud room meets the house.

Every time I go around the house all I can hear is that damn Benny Hill music.....LOL

Cant do anything right now till the wife gets home, because yesterday they were swarming when I fucked with them. get this, they concentrated on the window behind my puter like they knew I was there.....thats fucked up!
Title: Re: jonny
Post by Kevin_M on Jul 28th, 2007, 2:15pm

on 07/28/07 at 13:19:45, Jonny wrote:
get this, they concentrated on the window behind my puter like they knew I was there.....thats fucked up!


Sounds like an Alfred Hitchcock movie, dude.     ;;D



If you can get to your computer, download this game and play it really fast.


http://bees.qarchive.org/screenshots/justgames-ch/catch-a-bee_170.jpg


Catch A Bee

Catch a Bee is a catchy game which makes time pass as fast as the bees fly past.Colorful musical bees fly across the screen. As bee flies into the bubble wand, left click to blow a bubble. As bee flies out of the bubble wand, release to encase bee in a bubble. That’s how to catch a Bee. Bubble breaks, bee escapes. This is tricky at first but you will get the hang of it after catching the first bee.      ;)
Title: Re: jonny
Post by nani on Jul 28th, 2007, 2:21pm
That's what you get for pickin' on those poor bees. Bees are good.
Heartless bastage.   ;)
Title: Re: jonny
Post by Jonny on Jul 28th, 2007, 2:26pm

on 07/28/07 at 14:21:53, nani wrote:
Heartless bastage.   ;)


LOL....You want heartless?

Im going to whip those little bees into a mad swarm 15 minutes after I call for pizza delivery....LMAO ;;D

When the dude drops the pizza and runs its mine for free  [smiley=headbanger.gif]

How do you like me now?  ;)
Title: Re: jonny
Post by LeLimey on Jul 28th, 2007, 2:28pm
depends on what pizza you ordered LOL

We love you Jonny - as long as they are only brick bees and not honey bees!  :-*
Title: Re: jonny
Post by Jonny on Jul 28th, 2007, 2:30pm

on 07/28/07 at 14:28:16, LeLimey wrote:
as long as they are only brick bees and not honey bees!  :-*


Bees, rats, mice......I dont care what they are, if they aint paying rent they will be removed from my house or killed! ;;D
Title: Re: jonny
Post by LeLimey on Jul 28th, 2007, 2:38pm
Hey Jonny my little sexpot - Guess what?! Chewy visits your house and doesn't pay rent!  ;;D

*sitting back and waiting for the floor show - life is good LOL*
Title: Re: jonny
Post by 1stdonna on Jul 28th, 2007, 2:40pm
We're dealing with Killer Bees down here. They get under the wood, like your clapboard, and just keep expanding.    Had to get a professional out, and once he opened the siding up,  it was an unbelieveably big hive.

If that's what you're dealing with, better get a beekeepers outfit, hood included, because these things are very aggressive.
Title: Re: jonny
Post by Brewcrew on Jul 28th, 2007, 2:59pm

on 07/28/07 at 13:19:45, Jonny wrote:
Every time I go around the house all I can hear is that damn Benny Hill music.....LOL

[smiley=crackup.gif]
That one made me LOL! Great imagery.

Thanks, bro!
Title: Re: jonny
Post by Jonny on Jul 28th, 2007, 3:06pm
http://youtube.com/watch?v=S53K8lF3PUI

This guy is running from bees also ;;D
Title: Re: jonny
Post by Lotus on Jul 28th, 2007, 5:57pm

Nearly fell off my chair laughing at the mental picture of Jonny running around the house waving two spray cans while being chased by a swamp of angry bees !  [smiley=crackup.gif]

I heard bees of all kinds hate smoke ... How about sitting nearby wearing protective clothing and smoke and blow the smoke at them?  8)


Annette

PS: Cant believe there would be a day when I would encourage someone to smoke!  :P  But then again this is a critical situation and Jonny is special  ;)
Title: Re: jonny
Post by chewy on Jul 28th, 2007, 6:03pm
Thats ironic.

I got a case of the hives last time I was at your house.
Title: Re: jonny
Post by Paul98 on Jul 28th, 2007, 6:59pm
Bro-

Get some Malithion and make a mix of 50% with it (dillute the concentrated poison with water 1:1) and put it in a spray bottle (one that you can get a stream from) and go out at night and soak the entrance to the nest.  In 2 days they will be gone.  They traips through the stuff and contaminate the hive with the stuff.  Just be sure kids and pets stay away from the treated areas for a few weeks.

My bathroom was filled with yellow jackets a couple of years ago and it was the only way I could get rid of the damn things.  Made taking a shower a life or death project.  LOL
-P.
Title: Re: jonny
Post by nani on Jul 28th, 2007, 7:09pm
What a couple of wusses.  ;;D
I've had a wasp nest over my front door for about 7 years. Every Spring, I talk to them. I tell them I'll leave them alone, if they leave us alone. And they do. No one who lives here or visits has ever been stung. This year, some barn swallows built a nest where the wasp nest usually is...no wasps anywhere around. It's all about relating to their collective consciousness. It's totally Zen, man.
Title: Re: jonny
Post by Mosaicwench on Jul 28th, 2007, 7:16pm

on 07/28/07 at 19:09:45, nani wrote:
It's all about relating to their collective consciousness. It's totally Zen, man.


Sounds more like the Borg than Zen.

Assimilate the suckers at NIGHT when they are less active and spray the hell out of them.

At least they don't carry rabies.
Title: Re: jonny
Post by gore2424 on Jul 28th, 2007, 7:24pm
hey chewy wear a condon next time Ü
oh I am going to get oh so blasted I think Ü
Title: Re: jonny
Post by Jonny on Jul 28th, 2007, 8:45pm

on 07/28/07 at 19:09:45, nani wrote:
What a couple of wusses.  ;;D


I got stung 42 times when I was 14 by hornets, it all dies at my house.....and they have!...bye bye fuckers!
Title: Re: jonny
Post by LeLimey on Jul 28th, 2007, 8:51pm

on 07/28/07 at 19:16:28, Mosaicwench wrote:
Assimilate the suckers at NIGHT when they are less active and spray the hell out of them.

At least they don't carry rabies.


Which brings us neatly back to Paul and his bats story LOL - I never did get an answer to THAT question Paul!  ;;D

Jonny that hornet story sounds awful - Do you have a heightened reaction to stings now? Just asking as I seem to react worse to bites every time I get bitten by something (maybe its just old age eh?!)
Title: Re: jonny
Post by Redd on Jul 28th, 2007, 10:12pm

on 07/28/07 at 20:51:56, LeLimey wrote:
Which brings us neatly back to Paul and his bats story LOL - I never did get an answer to THAT question Paul!  ;;D

Jonny that hornet story sounds awful - Do you have a heightened reaction to stings now? Just asking as I seem to react worse to bites every time I get bitten by something (maybe its just old age eh?!)


Odd subject...I'm allergic/highly reactive to any and all insect bites.  Bee or wasp stings are not deadly, but I'm bed ridden for at least a day or two after a sting with sweats and muscle convulsions, and spider bites will end up huge ulcers.  Mosquitto bites used to become ulcers as well, but the reaction to those is getting less and less as I get older, but I still react worse than most people.
Title: Re: jonny
Post by Paul98 on Jul 29th, 2007, 6:52am
For me its yellow jackets.  2 stings its hospital time 4 or more and I'd never make it there.

As far as bats Helen, it would seem I have another "bat" flying around in my life ::)  At least I know I have been immunized for rabies this time ;;D

-P.
Title: Re: jonny
Post by Kevin_M on Jul 29th, 2007, 9:05am
jonny, a simple camping trick that works is to suspend a small piece of ham on a string from the stem of a bush or tree a couple inches over an aluminum pie pan full of dishwashing liquid, near the hive.  They buzz around the ham bumping each other and most all get stuck in the thick liquid.  After a couple hours, the surface is full of bees caught and drowned.  Works great, I've used in on yellow jackets a few times.
Title: Re: jonny
Post by LeLimey on Jul 29th, 2007, 9:56am
Redd I get a horrible reaction to any bites too. I got bitten by some sort of bugs over there and my leg is quite nasty at the moment, It's a week since I was bitten too  ::)

Paul you arse - you're confusing bat's and bitches again silly boy  :P
Title: Re: jonny
Post by rolo65 on Jul 29th, 2007, 2:34pm

on 07/28/07 at 12:37:16, Jonny wrote:
Anyone want to come over and help me battle bees?....I got two hives in my house and the bastards were chasing me around the house yesterday. ....LOL

A can of Raid in each hand trying to blast them out of the sky one by one....LMAO  [smiley=laugh.gif]


This may not work well in the walls of your house obviously, but if you can get at the hive it works excellent. Guarantied to get rid of wasps and hornets, and bees.

Get a mason jar half full of diesel fuel and through it up into the hive and run like hell for at least 200 feet. The diesel fuel burns their wings off and they will be grounded for the rest of their short life. They will only make it 50 feet or so before dropping. Do it early in the morning while they are still dormant from the cool night. This method gets them all at once. No escapees to come back and start over.

This is how we used to get rid of them on the farm, cheep and 100% effective.

Good luck!

Rolo..
Title: Re: jonny
Post by Jonny on Jul 29th, 2007, 2:36pm

on 07/29/07 at 14:34:00, rolo65 wrote:
Get a mason jar half full of diesel fuel and through it up into the hive and run like hell for at least 200 feet.


LMMFAO.......I like that!!!! ;;D
Title: Re: jonny
Post by Mark C on Jul 29th, 2007, 2:49pm
VERMIN


Kill them all!!


Mark who loves animals....they are delicious!!
Title: Re: jonny
Post by rolo65 on Jul 29th, 2007, 2:53pm
I saw a program on DSC where they used one of those laser temperature gizmos to check the temp of the walls, if there’s a hive in the wall it will be 3-5 degrees warmer than the rest of the walls. It’s worth checking on if you suspect a hive in your walls. Many car mechanics use these on engine over heating problems or maybe you can rent one. Then you’ll know for sure!

Glad you liked the run like hell method, if you look back while running you’ll see them dropping behind you!

Roland..
Title: Re: jonny
Post by stevegeebe on Jul 29th, 2007, 3:57pm
This is great stuff.

My neighbor had a hive in his storage shed that if agitated might have killed his daughter if stumbled upon.

He did the diesel thing and we thought it did the trick. They are back and now my tomatoes have a slight petroleum background aroma to them.

Steve G
Title: Re: jonny
Post by Jonny on Jul 29th, 2007, 4:07pm

on 07/28/07 at 20:51:56, LeLimey wrote:
Do you have a heightened reaction to stings now?


No, The fuckers got me six times yesterday and twice the day before and im fine.....but those little fuckers are dead!......LOL ;;D
Title: Re: jonny
Post by rolo65 on Jul 29th, 2007, 4:10pm
Maybe a good idea to put down some plastic and kitty litter first to spare the tomatoes next time? ;;D
Title: Re: jonny
Post by Paul98 on Jul 29th, 2007, 4:29pm
Bro-

The fun way is get a couple of cans of Raid wasp and hornet killer, a lighter and start squirting and light the stream.  Instant flame thrower and it is fun!

Just make sure the your home owners ins. is paid up ;;D

-P.
Title: Re: jonny
Post by LeLimey on Jul 29th, 2007, 5:00pm
This from Paul who has singed the seat of every pair of jeans he owns...  ::)

We got rid of a bees nest once by squirting talcum powder all over it, when they walk that in all over the brand new waxed flooring the Queen Bee beats the living sheet out of them - or thats my theory  ;;D

All I know is it killed the little buggers and my garden smelled as sweet as a baby's (clean!) bottom!
Title: Re: jonny
Post by Charlie on Jul 29th, 2007, 7:40pm

Quote:
The fun way is get a couple of cans of Raid wasp and hornet killer, a lighter and start squirting and light the stream.  Instant flame thrower and it is fun!


Geeze....we used to do that with starting fluid when we were kids....It's incredible we survived.  

It can be tricky Jonny, but then I have all my bug problems under control... http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/fly zap.gif

Got rid of my bees nest in my bushes by nearly killing the bush with chemicals probably banned in this section of the Milky Wayt but that was so long ago that bees hadn't evolved yet into their present level of adaptability. Lucky me.

Wasps seem easier to get along with. They always seem lost.

In your clapboards sounds like an Omen thing Jonny.  :o

Good luck Jonny http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/hunter.gif

Charlie
Title: Re: jonny
Post by Linda_Howell on Jul 29th, 2007, 7:47pm

  I just read this in the paper yesterday.

Bees as well as other flying insects...hate WD-40 and won't go anywhere near it.   If your spray the eaves, which is usually where they make their nests, or anywhere else for that matter, they will leave your house permanently and take up residence elsewhere.

 like maybe at Chewys house?
Title: Re: jonny
Post by rolo65 on Jul 29th, 2007, 8:16pm
Charlie wrote:
(It can be tricky Jonny, but then I have all my bug problems under control...) http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/fly zap.gif

Still LMMFAO on this one! That must be what DBS looks like.

Rolo.


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