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(Message started by: ShadowLrd on Jul 11^th, 2007, 7:17pm)

Title: Tips from the Hormone Hostage
Post by ShadowLrd on Jul 11^th, 2007, 7:17pm

The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands!

This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant other!

DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some wine.

DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
SAFER: Wow, you sure look good in brown!
WOW! Look at you!
ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some wine

DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
SAFER: Could we be overreacting?
SAFEST: Here's my paycheck .
ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some wine.

DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
SAFEST: Can I get you a piece of chocolate with that?
ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some wine.

DANGEROUS: What did you DO all day?
SAFER: I hope you didn't over-do it today.
SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!
ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some more wine.

13 Things PMS Stands For :

1 Pass My Shotgun
2 Psychotic Mood Shift
3 Perpetual Munching Spree
4 Puffy Mid-Section
5 People Make me Sick
6 Provide Me with Sweets
7 Pardon My Sobbing
8 Pimples May Surface
9 Pass My Sweat pants
10 Pissy Mood Syndrome
11 Plainly; Men Suck
12 Pack My Stuff
and my favorite one!
13. Potential Murder Suspect

Title: Re: Tips from the Hormone Hostage
Post by Redd on Jul 11^th, 2007, 7:21pm

14. Putting up with Men's Shit

Title: Re: Tips from the Hormone Hostage
Post by JenniferD on Jul 11^th, 2007, 7:25pm

F'in HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Title: Re: Tips from the Hormone Hostage
Post by Rosybabe on Jul 11^th, 2007, 7:28pm

[smiley=crackup.gif]

Title: Re: Tips from the Hormone Hostage
Post by Redd on Jul 11^th, 2007, 9:08pm

Where is my glass of wine? ;;D

Title: Re: Tips from the Hormone Hostage
Post by AussieBrian on Jul 11^th, 2007, 11:37pm

PMS...BSE... I always get the two confused.

Title: Re: Tips from the Hormone Hostage
Post by cash5542 on Jul 12^th, 2007, 12:15am

Can't wait to get back to work in the fall and pass it along to my 95% female faculty!

Title: Re: Tips from the Hormone Hostage
Post by thebbz on Jul 12^th, 2007, 12:17am

[smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]
Thanks Mr. I really needed that one. [smiley=laugh.gif]
Love means knowing when to duck.
jb

Title: Re: Tips from the Hormone Hostage
Post by tanner on Jul 12^th, 2007, 12:22am

on 07/11/07 at 19:21:46, Redd wrote:

14. Putting up with Men's Shit

It's a tough gig but someone has to give you girls something to talk about in the Ladies Room ;;D

......Luv ya Pegg.........Tim

Title: Re: Tips from the Hormone Hostage
Post by sldrswyfe on Jul 12^th, 2007, 7:54am

That was GREEEAT!!! Funny as hell...because it's completely ACCURATE ;;D ;;D...definately something that will be printed out and passed on.

Title: Re: Tips from the Hormone Hostage
Post by taraann on Jul 12^th, 2007, 8:38am

I believe the mans ultra safe always should be here's my paycheck, buy whatever your heart desires.

Title: Re: Tips from the Hormone Hostage
Post by sandie99 on Jul 12^th, 2007, 9:03am

I'll pass that wine, but a pack of danes is always welcome. ;)

Sanna

Title: Re: Tips from the Hormone Hostage
Post by sldrswyfe on Jul 12^th, 2007, 12:12pm

Yes...that definately would be the ultra safe and sure thing...you never know when pms is going to strike [smiley=mad.gif] [smiley=smartass.gif] [smiley=argue.gif]...be afraid, be very afraid.... [smiley=eek5.gif] [smiley=worried.gif]