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(Message started by: Buzz on Jul 6^th, 2007, 1:11pm)

Title: The neighbours are at it again
Post by Buzz on Jul 6^th, 2007, 1:11pm

Just a thought, but when I'm having a punch up with the Beast, I moan and groan saying things like, "Oh God" and "OOOooaaaaarrrrrgh" and "F-F-F-Fuuuuuuu*** me!"

I do hope that my neighbours realise I'm in pain and not having a noisy errrrr 'encounter' with my lovely girlfriend... They gave me a strange look earlier, but whether that's because of what they heard or due to the fact that I was walking up and down the street, naked except for a large, fruit-laden hat and beating my bottom with a chilled trout I don't know.

Any ideas? ;;D

Title: Re: The neighbours are at it again
Post by vietvet2tours on Jul 6^th, 2007, 1:19pm

on 07/06/07 at 13:11:57, Buzz wrote:

Never use a chilled trout.

Title: Re: The neighbours are at it again
Post by Buzz on Jul 6^th, 2007, 1:22pm

on 07/06/07 at 13:19:31, vietvet2tours wrote:

Never use a chilled trout.

The warmer the trout, the greater the danger of it disintegrating.

Title: Re: The neighbours are at it again
Post by Shedz on Jul 6^th, 2007, 4:15pm

Try celery instead ;;D

Paul ;)

Title: Re: The neighbours are at it again
Post by Rosybabe on Jul 6^th, 2007, 4:33pm

[smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]

just look at them and say [smiley=wave.gif] HI!!!

Title: Re: The neighbours are at it again
Post by taraann on Jul 6^th, 2007, 4:59pm

Was the trout fresh? Maybe it was starting to turn and thus was getting smellier.

Title: Re: The neighbours are at it again
Post by thebbz on Jul 6^th, 2007, 6:07pm

So whats the problem, running low on trout or neighbors? ;;D
all the best
jb

Title: Re: The neighbours are at it again
Post by BarbaraD on Jul 6^th, 2007, 7:21pm

And the problem is what?????

Hugs BD

Title: Re: The neighbours are at it again
Post by sldrswyfe on Jul 6^th, 2007, 7:36pm

That was hysterical...I've wondered the same thing!!

The most humiliating and uncomfortable part....I live alone :-[

Title: Re: The neighbours are at it again
Post by artonio7 on Jul 6^th, 2007, 7:45pm

on 07/06/07 at 13:11:57, Buzz wrote:

They gave me a strange look earlier, but whether that's because of what they heard or due to the fact that I was walking up and down the street, naked except for a large, fruit-laden hat and beating my bottom with a chilled trout I don't know.
Any ideas? ;;D

Well if you and your girlfriend have been doing things correctly thus-far the neighbors should be accustomed to the noise.

Of course they were looking at you strangely... Didn't anyone ever tell you that it's never proper to wear a fruit ladened hat on Fridays? Unless of course you're wearing 12 inch stiletto heels and spanking your bottom with a wet warm Walleye.

Sheesh! Some people don't know nuffin about fashion etiquette.

;;D

with warm regards,
Tony

Title: Re: The neighbours are at it again
Post by AussieBrian on Jul 6^th, 2007, 8:16pm

(Pssst. No-one tell him about frozen banana therapy.)

Title: Re: The neighbours are at it again
Post by Patrick_A on Jul 6^th, 2007, 9:35pm

LOL Brian

Title: Re: The neighbours are at it again
Post by JenniferD on Jul 6^th, 2007, 9:42pm

after laughing our asses off over this thread, Darryl said:

"y'all are retarded" LOL

Title: Re: The neighbours are at it again
Post by Ray on Jul 6^th, 2007, 10:25pm

I beg to differ madam! We're just "slap happy" from the trout, errrr walleye!

[smiley=laugh.gif]

Ray

Title: Re: The neighbours are at it again
Post by George_J on Jul 6^th, 2007, 10:43pm

When EJ and I were first married, we lived in an apartment building with very thin walls. Our neighbors used to um--commingle--as noisily and enthusiastically as cats. It was a nightly distraction, and perhaps a little intimidating.

One evening, during a particularly boisterous session, there came a long pause, followed by a clearly audible shout--

"Oh no--not the vacuum cleaner!"

Never did find out what that was all about, although I've often wondered.

Title: Re: The neighbours are at it again
Post by Charlie on Jul 7^th, 2007, 2:21am

http://www.subscribe.smileygenerator.us/all/albums/0riginals/fish.gif?SSImageQuality=Full

I never wore my fruit hat

Charlie

Title: Re: The neighbours are at it again
Post by alienspacebabe on Jul 7^th, 2007, 2:39am

No worries.

Now, if you're saying all that and living alone and don't have "company" (and the neighbors know it), then perhaps it becomes a tad embarrassing..... not that I'm speaking from experience