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(Message started by: Redd on Jun 20^th, 2007, 6:29pm)

Title: Too good for the funnies board...
Post by Redd on Jun 20^th, 2007, 6:29pm

The real story of the Princess and the Frog

Once upon a time
~~~~~~~~
in a land far away,
~~~~~~~~
a beautiful, independent,
self-assured princess
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happened upon a frog as she sat
contemplating ecological issues
on the shores of an unpolluted pond
in a verdant meadow near her castle.
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The frog hopped into the princess' lap
and said: " Elegant Lady,
I was once a handsome prince,
until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.
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One kiss from you, however,
and I will turn back
into the dapper, young prince that I am
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and then, my sweet, we can marry
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and set up housekeeping in your castle
~~~~~~~~
with my mother,
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where you can prepare my meals,
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clean my clothes, bear my children,
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and forever feel
grateful and happy doing so. "
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That night,
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as the princess dined sumptuously
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on lightly sautéed frog legs
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seasoned in a white wine
~~~~~~~
and onion cream sauce,
~~~~~~~~
she chuckled and thought to herself:
~~~~~~~~
I don't fuckin THINK so.

Title: Re: Too good for the funnies board...
Post by Linda_Howell on Jun 20^th, 2007, 6:33pm

[smiley=crackup.gif]

Title: Re: Too good for the funnies board...
Post by Rosybabe on Jun 20^th, 2007, 6:57pm

[smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Too good for the funnies board...
Post by midwestbeth on Jun 20^th, 2007, 7:29pm

[smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]

Frog Legs YUMMY

Beth

Title: Re: Too good for the funnies board...
Post by ClusterChuck on Jun 20^th, 2007, 8:06pm

What's funny about that?

Poor lil froggy!!!

Poor studly Prince ....

Chuck

Title: Re: Too good for the funnies board...
Post by Barry_T_Coles on Jun 20^th, 2007, 8:33pm

http://bestsmileys.com/lol/4.gif

Title: Re: Too good for the funnies board...
Post by kimmiedawn81 on Jun 20^th, 2007, 8:55pm

You're right! That was too good for the funnies board. [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: another funny one
Post by minnie on Jun 20^th, 2007, 9:59pm

Man driving down road.
Woman driving up same road.
They pass each other.
The woman yells out the window, PIG!
Man yells out window, B I T C H!
Man rounds next curve.
Crashes into a HUGE PIG in middle of road and dies.

Thought For the Day: If only men would listen

::) ;;D :-*

ya know we love ya guys

Title: Re: Too good for the funnies board...
Post by JeffB on Jun 21^st, 2007, 12:51am

A man rushes home and sqeals into the driveway and rushes into the house. Excitedley he screams,"honey, I just won the lotto, pack your backs as soon as you can!" The woman rushes to pack and asks her husband with a big smile on her face, " Where are we going??". The man turns and looks and says " How the fuck should I know, Just get the hell out of here!"

Title: Re: Too good for the funnies board...
Post by ShadowLrd on Jun 21^st, 2007, 8:34am

with all those food pics in the "woo hoo" link,....when I read this WHY,Do I picture Helen? lol

Good joke..

Tammy