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(Message started by: mynm156 on Jun 4^th, 2007, 11:18pm)

Title: ITS CHEESY PICKUP LINE TIME AGAIN!!
Post by mynm156 on Jun 4^th, 2007, 11:18pm

Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.

When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on
the floor...so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.

Title: Re: ITS CHEESY PICKUP LINE TIME AGAIN!!
Post by LindsayLoo on Jun 6^th, 2007, 4:05am

Repeat?? This was said to me once and I laughed so hard I spit my drink out all over the guy it was so cheesy.

How you doing today? (Fine.) I asked how you were doing not how you look.

Title: Re: ITS CHEESY PICKUP LINE TIME AGAIN!!
Post by sandie99 on Jun 6^th, 2007, 4:11am

[smiley=laugh.gif]

I must have "no nonsense" written on my forehead, because guys have not used cheesy lines on me. ;;D

Title: Re: ITS CHEESY PICKUP LINE TIME AGAIN!!
Post by LindsayLoo on Jun 6^th, 2007, 4:17am

on 06/06/07 at 04:11:28, sandie99 wrote:

[smiley=laugh.gif]

I must have "no nonsense" written on my forehead, because guys have not used cheesy lines on me. ;;D

Now to me, THAT would be a good thing!!

Title: Re: ITS CHEESY PICKUP LINE TIME AGAIN!!
Post by sandie99 on Jun 6^th, 2007, 5:38am

Well, they ask me for advice and instructions and then to have a cup of coffee... I don't know which is worse; cheesy lines or people thinking that I'm the one woman tour guide/information office! [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: ITS CHEESY PICKUP LINE TIME AGAIN!!
Post by aprilbee on Jun 6^th, 2007, 9:18am

on 06/06/07 at 04:11:28, sandie99 wrote:

[smiley=laugh.gif]

I must have "no nonsense" written on my forehead, because guys have not used cheesy lines on me. ;;D

Me either, but I do have to say, I really never had girl friends, so I was always hanging out with a bunch of guys, and I don't think a man ever approached me with a cheesy line, just sent a drink from across the room... ;)

Title: Re: ITS CHEESY PICKUP LINE TIME AGAIN!!
Post by jimmers on Jun 6^th, 2007, 9:19am

"Is that a keg in your pants? Cause I would love to tap that ass!" ;;D

Jimmers

Title: Re: ITS CHEESY PICKUP LINE TIME AGAIN!!
Post by aprilbee on Jun 6^th, 2007, 9:21am

on 06/06/07 at 09:19:34, jimmers wrote:

"Is that a keg in your pants? Cause I would love to tap that ass!" ;;D

Jimmers

[smiley=me&mb.gif] [smiley=spit.gif] [smiley=me&mb.gif] [smiley=spit.gif]

good one....now does anyone have a wet wipe?

Title: Re: ITS CHEESY PICKUP LINE TIME AGAIN!!
Post by davyp on Jun 6^th, 2007, 10:11am

Your legs must be tired as you have been running through my mind all night.

Was your dad a thief? coz he stole 2 stars from the sky to put in your eyes.

Here use my phone to tell whoever you need to that you wont be home tonight.

Title: Re: ITS CHEESY PICKUP LINE TIME AGAIN!!
Post by jimmers on Jun 6^th, 2007, 9:24pm

"Do I have a chance, or should I just save the $5 for the drink?" ;;D

Jimmers

Title: Re: ITS CHEESY PICKUP LINE TIME AGAIN!!
Post by E-Double on Jun 6^th, 2007, 10:39pm

" Ya wanna FU#K?" ;)

Title: Re: ITS CHEESY PICKUP LINE TIME AGAIN!!
Post by burnt-toast on Jun 6^th, 2007, 10:54pm

Got the idea from a song...

It's been a really warm spring... might be a good idea to let me check ya' for ticks. ;;D

Tom

Title: Re: ITS CHEESY PICKUP LINE TIME AGAIN!!
Post by Mark C on Jun 6^th, 2007, 10:57pm

Wanna get a six pack and fu*k or dont you drink.. ;;D

Title: Re: ITS CHEESY PICKUP LINE TIME AGAIN!!
Post by GrandPotentate on Jun 6^th, 2007, 11:34pm

"Kippis"

(the less said, the better)

Title: Re: ITS CHEESY PICKUP LINE TIME AGAIN!!
Post by Barry_T_Coles on Jun 7^th, 2007, 4:32am

Me: Can I get into your pants.

Her: Why.

Me: Cos I just shat in mine. ;;D

Title: Re: ITS CHEESY PICKUP LINE TIME AGAIN!!
Post by vietvet2tours on Jun 7^th, 2007, 3:18pm

Back in the day I bar tended a little at the Western Bar and Grill.I was washing glasses when a pretty good lookin gal came in and sat down,I immediately stopped washing glass and started scrubbing my face with the bar rag.She looked at me kinda funny and asked why I was washing my face.I said "Just cleaning off a place for you to sit my dear."

Title: Re: ITS CHEESY PICKUP LINE TIME AGAIN!!
Post by Jonny on Jun 7^th, 2007, 3:54pm

on 06/07/07 at 04:32:37, Barry_T_Coles wrote:

Me: Can I get into your pants.

Her: Why.

Me: Cos I just shat in mine. ;;D

LMMFAO!!!!!! ;;D