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(Message started by: Jonny on May 26th, 2007, 1:10pm)
Title: Question for the ladies.....
Post by Jonny on May 26th, 2007, 1:10pm
....and maybe a few guys....LOL

Does size matter?

Check out this funny clip (sorry dial uppers)

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=b69_1180142561
Title: Re: Question for the ladies.....
Post by deltadarlin on May 26th, 2007, 2:12pm
Well, on dial-up, I'd grow old and gray before I could watch it.  The question posed reminds me of a conversation I had with a friend many many years ago,

Him-"It aint' the size of the ship it's the motion of the ocean",

Me-"Who wants to sail on dinghy when you can sail on a cruise ship?'
Title: Re: Question for the ladies.....
Post by Jonny on May 26th, 2007, 2:24pm
LOL, D.......the video is of a waiter with white spandex on and a huge rubber dong in his pants serving ladies.

At the end one woman confronts him and he pulls it out and gives it to her, she says "Im bringing this home" and puts it in her purse ;;D
Title: Re: Question for the ladies.....
Post by Mosaicwench on May 26th, 2007, 2:33pm
Oh God, that was funny!!

Thanks for a "little" giggle Jonny!
Title: Re: Question for the ladies.....
Post by BarbaraD on May 26th, 2007, 2:36pm

on 05/26/07 at 14:12:00, deltadarlin wrote:
Him-"It aint' the size of the ship it's the motion of the ocean",

'

Me a woman from the "old days" when we wuz taught that wimen warn't that good in math and that "this is 12 inches".....  :D

Hugs BD
Title: Re: Question for the ladies.....
Post by ClusterChuck on May 26th, 2007, 2:40pm
*** Fans self ***

Is it getting HOT in here???

Chuck
Title: Re: Question for the ladies.....
Post by JenniferD on May 26th, 2007, 2:41pm
ROFLMAO!!!

and to the woman who said its totally gross.........

you poor thing.   LOL
Title: Re: Question for the ladies.....
Post by Jonny on May 26th, 2007, 2:57pm

on 05/26/07 at 14:41:04, JenniferD wrote:
ROFLMAO!!!

and to the woman who said its totally gross.........

you poor thing.   LOL


I can only guess that they were fat lesbians ;;D
Title: Re: Question for the ladies.....
Post by JenniferD on May 26th, 2007, 3:05pm

on 05/26/07 at 14:57:03, Jonny wrote:
I can only guess that they were fat lesbians ;;D



or sadly "short" changed by their man   ;)
Title: Re: Question for the ladies.....
Post by usnavybm on May 26th, 2007, 3:43pm
When my wife asked me to give her 9 inches and make it hurt, I had to do her three times and hit her with a brick..... ;;D

Love ya hun...

Delmar
Title: Re: Question for the ladies.....
Post by Redd on May 26th, 2007, 3:54pm
Said it before and I'll say it one last time.  

Four inches or 10 inches

... if he doesn't know what he's doing with it, the size doesn't matter.  ;)
Title: Re: Question for the ladies.....
Post by minnie on May 26th, 2007, 4:21pm
I can't believe that my 1000th post on the new board is about the size  ::) .....wait yes I can fits in perfect with the way many topics end up here LOL  [smiley=laugh.gif]
 the following is what I believe.I never would have heard enough about the menu to order corrrectly LOL...
I wouldn't be able to figure out if in that outfit he was awful conceted,stupid or lonely... [smiley=huh.gif]
 Minnie

p.s.  Chuck it is awful hot in here LOL...
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on 05/26/07 at 15:54:51, Redd wrote:
Said it before and I'll say it one last time.  

Four inches or 10 inches

... if he doesn't know what he's doing with it, the size doesn't matter.  ;)



Quote:
It aint' the size of the ship it's the motion of the ocean",
Title: Re: Question for the ladies.....
Post by Mosaicwench on May 26th, 2007, 5:29pm

on 05/26/07 at 14:36:39, BarbaraD wrote:
wimen warn't that good in math and that "this is 12 inches".....


If "that" is 12 inches then my driveway is 3 miles long!
Title: Re: Question for the ladies.....
Post by usnavybm on May 26th, 2007, 5:40pm
^^^bwaahahahahaha^^^ [smiley=laugh.gif]
Title: Re: Question for the ladies.....
Post by BarbaraD on May 26th, 2007, 7:02pm
Jonny -- you done got the girls wound up.....
Title: Re: Question for the ladies.....
Post by Lotus on May 26th, 2007, 8:44pm

on 05/26/07 at 14:12:00, deltadarlin wrote:
"It aint' the size of the ship it's the motion of the ocean",



I think its both ! A cruise ship that stands still is no fun but a weeny little dingy aint gonna make much waves either ...  8)
Title: Re: Question for the ladies.....
Post by ClusterChuck on May 26th, 2007, 8:53pm

on 05/26/07 at 19:02:18, BarbaraD wrote:
Jonny -- you done got the girls wound up.....


Me TOO!!!

(or, I guess I could be considered "one of the girls" ... )

Chuck
Title: Re: Question for the ladies.....
Post by Linda_Howell on May 26th, 2007, 9:10pm


That was funny, but I guess it's just me...I'm laughing harder at the fact that he's wearing white spandex pants.
Title: Re: Question for the ladies.....
Post by john_d on May 26th, 2007, 10:19pm
opinions seem to vary....

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/143222/does_size_matter/
Title: Re: Question for the ladies.....
Post by clusterwife on May 29th, 2007, 2:53pm
It's all that matters!  When the money and looks are gone, what's left?  My man is 6'4", big size 14 feet, glove sized hands, and......oooo, must calm down, mmmmm.....
Title: Re: Question for the ladies.....
Post by catlind on May 29th, 2007, 6:46pm
4, 6, 10 inches.....the question isn't does size matter, it's "Can he make it wiggle?"

Cat
Title: Re: Question for the ladies.....
Post by tanner on May 29th, 2007, 7:13pm

I am embarrassed to tears just reading this thread :-[

It is outright discrimination >:(

Just because I was endowed with a HUGE imagination is no reason to diss me ;)

not showin this thread to Lin :)......Tim
Title: Re: Question for the ladies.....
Post by George_J on May 29th, 2007, 7:19pm
A fellow may have a hood ornament, but it does not necessarily mean that he owns a Ferrari.
Title: Re: Question for the ladies.....
Post by Linda_Howell on May 29th, 2007, 8:00pm

 
Quote:
It is outright discrimination  


   My right foot, Tim.  >:(

There have been more posts right here on this site on the size of a womans...um chest, than on the size of a mans...errr, BRAIN.

Linda, who could never be angry with you.
Title: Re: Question for the ladies.....
Post by Charlie on May 29th, 2007, 10:08pm
http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/imhard.gif

Charlie
Title: Re: Question for the ladies.....
Post by BobG on May 29th, 2007, 10:26pm
8 inches? 12? Oh! Come on ladies............... :o
everybody knows that 4 inches is
plenty wide.
Title: Re: Question for the ladies.....
Post by ClusterChuck on May 29th, 2007, 10:31pm

on 05/26/07 at 21:10:07, Linda_Howell wrote:
he's wearing white spandex pants.


BUT, That IS legal ... as long as it is between Memorial Day and Labor Day ...

Chuck, who is NOT a size queen ...
Title: Re: Question for the ladies.....
Post by tanner on May 29th, 2007, 10:56pm

on 05/29/07 at 20:00:31, Linda_Howell wrote:
 

   My right foot, Tim.  >:(

There have been more posts right here on this site on the size of a womans...um chest, than on the size of a mans...errr, BRAIN.

Linda, who could never be angry with you.


  :-* :-* :-*
Title: Re: Question for the ladies.....
Post by gore2424 on May 29th, 2007, 11:12pm
Over 25 years ago when dating my current wifey she told me that she wouldnt marry me if I didnt have 12" so after thinking about it for a week I finally went to my doctor and asked him about an operation we talked for quite awhile and that day when I went to see my girlfriend I told her that we could start planning the wedding because the doctor said ..........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
YES he could remove 2" Ü Terry (the builder)
and just to prove it here is one of my baby pictures
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b16/gore2424/Untitled.jpg
Title: Re: Question for the ladies.....
Post by cootie on May 29th, 2007, 11:31pm
When it comes to 'slow dialup' size DOES matter........tiny connections Pam  8)
Title: Re: Question for the ladies.....
Post by jimmers on May 30th, 2007, 11:44am
Ya don't need a big one if ya have an unlimited gold mastercard ;;D

Jimmers
Title: Re: Question for the ladies.....
Post by Rosybabe on May 30th, 2007, 1:31pm
[smiley=crackup.gif]
Title: Re: Question for the ladies.....
Post by aprilbee on May 30th, 2007, 2:32pm
Uh, Yeah...it DOES matter.....not talking enormous or anything, but if it is smaller than a greenbean....you are outta luck!  ;)  but I'm just speaking for me.... ;;D

I just have to comment on the baby pic....WTF!!!???


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