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(Message started by: LeLimey on May 22nd, 2007, 11:45am)

Title: Further adventures of Brew and the ride on...
Post by LeLimey on May 22nd, 2007, 11:45am
Last Saturday afternoon, I was sitting on my patio, drinking beer and watching my wife mow the lawn.

Doris from next door was so upset at this that she came over and shouted

"You lazy *&%$#! Sitting there drinking beer while your poor wife pushes that ancient lawn mower around! Get up off your backside and give her a break!"

I thought "Goodness! ... Women!" and I took a swig from my bottle of Carling, wiped the cold foam from my lips, lifted my darkened Raybans , stared directly at this nosey neighbor, and told her in no uncertain terms " Bugger off and mind your own business.

My wife has green fingers, and she really enjoys gardening".


After a few days I felt really bad, so I went out and bought her a ride-on mower to show my sensitive side.


I am so proud of the deal I got.


I am also proud that my wife can now sit down while mowing the lawn.


Yes Guys , after all we should take good care of our wives ... that way maybe they will take good care of us ..



I have attached a picture of the ride-on below. I hope it comes through OK


http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q154/fedupofthinking/Brewsmeanmachine.jpg

Title: Re: Further adventures of Brew and the ride on...
Post by aprilbee on May 22nd, 2007, 11:56am
I wondered who my husband sold that to!  ;;D

Title: Re: Further adventures of Brew and the ride on...
Post by MikkaB on May 22nd, 2007, 12:01pm
excellent!   ;;D

Title: Re: Further adventures of Brew and the ride on...
Post by ClusterChris on May 22nd, 2007, 1:06pm
If that were me, I'd also take the seat of for her!!
:o :o :o [smiley=laugh.gif] :o :o :o

Title: Re: Further adventures of Brew and the ride on...
Post by Brewcrew on May 22nd, 2007, 1:13pm
Helen - There's a laugh forming deep inside my gut. Honest to God, it is. It just hasn't come out yet.

This is one of the longest developmental periods a laugh has ever gone through for me. I wonder what the problem is. And don't tell me there's more gut in which to develop. I'm workin' on it.

;;D

Bill

Title: Re: Further adventures of Brew and the ride on...
Post by LeLimey on May 22nd, 2007, 1:31pm
Awwww you knows I lubs ya really Brewster  :-*  ;)

Title: Re: Further adventures of Brew and the ride on...
Post by davyp on May 22nd, 2007, 1:36pm

on 05/22/07 at 13:06:10, ClusterChris wrote:
If that were me, I'd also take the seat of for her!!
:o :o :o [smiley=laugh.gif] :o :o :o


If you did that she would never come in to the house and make your dinner lol

Dape

Title: Re: Further adventures of Brew and the ride on...
Post by Mosaicwench on May 22nd, 2007, 5:15pm
I like my baby better!

http://home.wi.rr.com/pmitchell/postedimages/deere2.JPG

Title: Re: Further adventures of Brew and the ride on...
Post by Lotus on May 22nd, 2007, 5:22pm
[smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif]


Thanks guys for the laugh !

Helen must be feeling better, her wicked sense of humour has returned !  ;;D


Annette

Title: Re: Further adventures of Brew and the ride on...
Post by barry_sword on May 22nd, 2007, 6:08pm
Hey Bill, how about this one? You will be the envy of the neighborhood with this beauty! [smiley=laugh.gif]

http://www.fugly.com/media/IMAGES/Random/deere-chopper.jpg

 Barry

Title: Re: Further adventures of Brew and the ride on...
Post by Charlie on May 22nd, 2007, 7:52pm
Works for me.

Wish I had Helen mowing my lawn.

Charile

Title: Re: Further adventures of Brew and the ride on...
Post by MR_FLOOR on May 22nd, 2007, 10:28pm
[smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif]Where did you guys get those pictures.Your killen me.



Dave



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