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(Message started by: BarbaraD on May 13th, 2007, 12:18pm)
Title: Ho Ho Ho!
Post by BarbaraD on May 13th, 2007, 12:18pm
Ho- Ho-Ho- ????........


Because of the recent incidence with Don Imus, Al Sharpton and others are insisting that changes take place in our country.....

Santa Claus  will be banned as he utters the clearly racist and misogynistic exclamation, "Ho, ho, ho!

Pirate movies will be censored if they contain the phrase "Yo, ho, ho."

John Wayne Movies with the reference "Wagons Ho" will be barred from public viewing.

All references to the Seven Dwarfs will be punishable due to the song "High-ho!" which is offensive to sex workers of enhanced stature.

Any mention of farmers will cease due to their use of hoes, a racist, sexist farm implement.

The Lone Ranger will be banned from our culture because he uses the patently offensive phrase, "Hi Ho Silver"

All "Ho-downs" will be terminated as a racist affront to non-Southern White Christians.

All travel to Ho Chi Minh City will be banned.

The phrases "Heave-Ho," "Gung Ho," and "Tally Ho!" will be expunged from the English language.


If you are sleepy and say Ho Hum you can sleep in jail.
Idaho will cease being a state.

Now that Sharpton and the race hustlers have triumphed, what will be banned next!!


Title: Re: Ho Ho Ho!
Post by George_J on May 13th, 2007, 1:37pm

on 05/13/07 at 12:18:13, BarbaraD wrote:
Idaho will cease being a state.


....or as we like to say,

Idaho?  No--Udaho.

;;D

Best wishes,

George
Title: Re: Ho Ho Ho!
Post by Jonny on May 13th, 2007, 1:44pm
One black mans view
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-CCS7kTLUZM

Whitey fucks with Al ;;D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7R1LJIVviI

Big Al boycotts KFC for targeting blacks ...LOL (long)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JAz_bDL3mic

And yes, I saved the best for last (as you know I would) ;;D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZcnBMP4ep4
Title: Re: Ho Ho Ho!
Post by Lotus on May 13th, 2007, 4:43pm

on 05/13/07 at 12:18:13, BarbaraD wrote:
Ho- Ho-Ho- ????........



All travel to Ho Chi Minh City will be banned.




I would rather they take down Ho Chi Minh musoleum and sell all the valuable stuff in there, that would feed several thousands hungry Vietnamese people!


Annette
Title: Re: Ho Ho Ho!
Post by JeffB on May 14th, 2007, 12:09am
But I really like Ho's! :'(

Ever tell anyone about my second wife????
Title: Re: Ho Ho Ho!
Post by ClusterChuck on May 14th, 2007, 1:30am
I keep tellin' y'all, I AIN'T no ho ....









I don't charge ....
Title: Re: Ho Ho Ho!
Post by Margi on May 14th, 2007, 12:29pm
Best definition of political correctness I've ever seen:

"Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical liberal minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end."
Title: Re: Ho Ho Ho!
Post by alienspacebabe on May 14th, 2007, 12:58pm

on 05/14/07 at 12:29:45, Margi wrote:
Best definition of political correctness I've ever seen:

"Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical liberal minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end."




OMG Margi. Thank you for the great laugh!!
Title: Re: Ho Ho Ho!
Post by Mosaicwench on May 14th, 2007, 1:27pm
I guess saying "You have a long row to hoe" is out too, huh?

Just damn . . . .
Title: Re: Ho Ho Ho!
Post by aprilbee on May 14th, 2007, 3:39pm

on 05/14/07 at 12:29:45, Margi wrote:
Best definition of political correctness I've ever seen:

"Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical liberal minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end."


Best one I've ever seen too!  

Okay, I have to get this off my chest...think about this our anglosaxon daughters have the hardest road to climb....being white and female....they have the smallest voice in this country....now I DO NOT want Hillary speaking for them or me...

but our white daughters won't get a special scholarship for the color of their skin, they will have to work twice as hard to climb a corporate ladder because of the quota that has to be filled because minority groups demanding a spot instead of earning one, they can't get a small business loan to open an art gallery to display their talents, because they were born here and they're white....I'm scared what the future holds for my daughter....

okay I'm done..... just my [smiley=twocents.gif]  

and to the Al and Jesse and their band of brothers.....[smiley=finger.gif] get a fucking life!
Title: Re: Ho Ho Ho!
Post by BarbaraD on May 14th, 2007, 6:28pm

on 05/14/07 at 15:39:39, aprilbee wrote:
 

and to the Al and Jesse and their band of brothers.....[smiley=finger.gif] get a fucking life!


Agree! Let's take OUR country back -- EQUAL means EQUAL!

Maybe we should send Jesse and Al a dictionary... oh heck they probably can't read anyhow - they were deprived -- I forget -- all they learned to do was TALK! :-/

Hugs BD
Title: Re: Ho Ho Ho!
Post by aprilbee on May 15th, 2007, 10:49am

on 05/14/07 at 18:28:37, BarbaraD wrote:
Agree! Let's take OUR country back -- EQUAL means EQUAL!

Maybe we should send Jesse and Al a dictionary... oh heck they probably can't read anyhow - they were deprived -- I forget -- all they learned to do was TALK! :-/

Hugs BD


tee hee hee....Ho's unite!  Freedom of Speech???  My ass.
Title: Re: Ho Ho Ho!
Post by BobG on May 15th, 2007, 1:39pm

on 05/14/07 at 12:29:45, Margi wrote:
Best definition of political correctness I've ever seen:

"to pick up a turd by the clean end."

LMAO  [smiley=laugh.gif] My Grandpa used to say to me (about me) 'No matter how long or hard you rub, you can't polish a turd.'


Bite me Grandpa!
;)


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