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Title: The Transmogrifier... Post by Paul98 on May 12th, 2007, 9:46am had a problem and transported me to the unknown! I don't know where I am....Very strange place. Therre is a short little person that talks like Mary Poppins. She keeps running around with a broom! I guess she is a very clean person because there are so many brooms of different sizes and shapes. ;;D I better go before she sees me typing....... -P. |
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Title: Re: The Transmogrifier... Post by andrewjb on May 12th, 2007, 10:09am :), did you notice a knarled staff in the corner ? if not, the old wizard will explain upon his return. andrew. |
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Title: Re: The Transmogrifier... Post by nani on May 12th, 2007, 10:58am LOL You better stay on her good side, I've heard she makes a wicked curry. ;;D |
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Title: Re: The Transmogrifier... Post by Yorky on May 12th, 2007, 11:07am "don,t smell the flowers dorothy " ;;D and stay away from |
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Title: Re: The Transmogrifier... Post by BarbaraD on May 12th, 2007, 11:13am Ooops Paul -- Methinks you've landed in that place we don't speak of in "nice" places. Be nice, don't speak outta turn and do what the broom lady says and you may be ok.... :D Oh and give the broom lady LOTS of hugs ... she likes that... Hugs BD |
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Title: Re: The Transmogrifier... Post by davyp on May 12th, 2007, 3:09pm OH Paul, What have you let your self in for............. Good food if you keep on her good side, Good fun if you keep on her good side, good conversation if you keep on her good side. Hhhhmmmmmmmm i think i see a patern apearing. Just keep on her good side and you will be fine lol Dape |
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Title: Re: The Transmogrifier... Post by Linda_Howell on May 12th, 2007, 3:48pm and have all your meals anaylized by a chemist. :P |
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Title: Re: The Transmogrifier... Post by LeLimey on May 12th, 2007, 4:03pm on 05/12/07 at 15:48:38, Linda_Howell wrote:
"anal" being the operative word ;;D Oh and Dape - I don't HAVE a good side :P |
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Title: Re: The Transmogrifier... Post by Kevin_M on May 12th, 2007, 5:14pm on 05/12/07 at 16:03:59, LeLimey wrote:
Just a sidedish sideshow who's dockside, shipside, roadside, and curbside. *posted at risk of being backsided broadside then soon graveside. |
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Title: Re: The Transmogrifier... Post by George_J on May 12th, 2007, 5:23pm on 05/12/07 at 09:46:38, Paul98 wrote:
What frightens me is that she apparently has the ability to transport those with whom she might have.....issues. I shall remain very still and quiet. Perhaps I won't be noticed. George |
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Title: Re: The Transmogrifier... Post by Jonny on May 12th, 2007, 5:47pm on 05/12/07 at 17:23:20, George_J wrote:
LMMFAO!!!!! ;;D Very smart thinking! ;) |
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Title: Re: The Transmogrifier... Post by Paul98 on May 12th, 2007, 6:17pm on 05/12/07 at 15:48:38, Linda_Howell wrote:
She tried to feed me something and when she wasn't looking I switched plates ;;D I'm beginning to worry.....the words curry were uttered.... ;;D I fear none are safe. The brooms seem to be every where...and the weird striped stockings with hidious shoes.....my flesh is beginning to crawl :o Having a great time of it though. She has 3 munchkins in training and they are adorable. Tomorrow is local sight seeing. I'm dead tired from being up for over 36 hrs. Will start to post pics soon. -P. |
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Title: Re: The Transmogrifier... Post by Kevin_M on May 12th, 2007, 7:21pm If you request a dish with garlic and she protests she can't stomach it these days, then best to not to open your window at night and let her in if she's floating outside, no matter what she says. is there a comic book store nearby, don't be a dead boy. |
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Title: Re: The Transmogrifier... Post by Jonny on May 12th, 2007, 7:34pm The brooms have eyes.....Remember that! [smiley=eek5.gif] |
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Title: Re: The Transmogrifier... Post by Paul98 on May 13th, 2007, 4:03am on 05/12/07 at 19:34:14, Jonny wrote:
I think the brooms have more than eyes Bro. ;) Strange noises last night....Could have swore I heard incantations. Strange dreams too...something about be being a newt...and warts....Go figuer. Must have been what I had to eat for dinner. [smiley=laugh.gif] BTW/ Helen sure does have a big collection of large black pointy hats! I don't think I was ment to see those though. ;;D ;;D -P. |
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Title: Re: The Transmogrifier... Post by LeLimey on May 13th, 2007, 6:59am Okay you lot its like this. I'm ransoming Paul. Either you send me loads of dosh - and give til it HURTS - or you get him back ;;D |
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Title: Re: The Transmogrifier... Post by Linda_Howell on May 13th, 2007, 3:55pm Cheque or money order Helen. ? On second thought I think they closed the gates after he left the US and put a no-tresspassing sign on the all the borders. |
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Title: Re: The Transmogrifier... Post by LeLimey on May 13th, 2007, 5:10pm Uh - I just read BarbD's post about all those Iraqi's petitioning the government - I'm sure they'll let the snot snivelling window licker back ;;D |
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Title: Re: The Transmogrifier... Post by Charlie on May 13th, 2007, 5:16pm That's it. That's where I heard it: Helen sounded just like Maragaret Hamilton :D She probably has a collection of little dogs in various stages of health too. :o Charlie |
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Title: Re: The Transmogrifier... Post by Jonny on May 13th, 2007, 5:16pm Just make sure hes wearing his big girl pants ;;D |
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Title: Re: The Transmogrifier... Post by Paul98 on May 13th, 2007, 6:58pm on 05/13/07 at 17:16:44, Jonny wrote:
Big girls pants or knickers be damned....death by gastronmical gratification ;;D BURP! -P. Edit to add: now, about that spottid dick :o |
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Title: Re: The Transmogrifier... Post by Kingjames1 on May 13th, 2007, 7:05pm I knew the spotted dick would show up ;) |
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Title: Re: The Transmogrifier... Post by Mosaicwench on May 13th, 2007, 7:13pm Be careful Paul - she hasn't been the same since that house fell on her sister . . . . http://yellowbrickroadonline.com/images/WG_1893_WWE_Legs_House_Bank.jpg |
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Title: Re: The Transmogrifier... Post by JeffB on May 14th, 2007, 12:06am Did someone say, Anal?? ;;D |
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Title: Re: The Transmogrifier... Post by LeLimey on May 14th, 2007, 2:05am on 05/14/07 at 00:06:54, JeffB wrote:
They must've done - why else would YOU show up Jeffie?! ;) |
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Title: Re: The Transmogrifier... Post by Paul98 on May 14th, 2007, 3:01am Well, I have made sure the transmogrifier can't be reactivated and I've paid off the postman not to deliver any mail so Helen woun't be getting any randsom checks. ;;D She said she would make some more food if I "did a couple of things" for her....So I have to get to the laundry, sweeping, clean the kitchen, paint the house, yard work, fix her car...Sounds equitable to me ;;D The brooms still un-nerve me though ;) -P. |
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Title: Re: The Transmogrifier... Post by LeLimey on May 14th, 2007, 4:12am Reminds me of a little story... The shy young bride is really upset when she learns that her husband has been married twice before. Through her tears, she asks him what has become of his two previous wives. "I may as well tell you," says her husband. "My first wife died from eating poisonous mushrooms." "And your second wife?" she cries. "She died of a fractured skull," the man answers. "A fractured skull? Oh no! How did that happen?" "It was her own fault, she wouldn't eat the mushrooms." Just nipping out to the supermarket ;;D |
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Title: Re: The Transmogrifier... Post by Maffumatt on May 14th, 2007, 9:35am Give that little lady a hug for me, Jasper too. Have fun...... |
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Title: Re: The Transmogrifier... Post by Langa on May 14th, 2007, 7:21pm She said she would make some more food if I "did a couple of things" for her....So I have to get to the laundry, sweeping, clean the kitchen, paint the house, yard work, fix her car...Sounds equitable to me [quote][/quote] Atta Girl Helen! LOL Glad you're all having fun. make sure to post more pics! Love, Langa |
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