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(Message started by: nani on May 9^th, 2007, 7:22pm)

Title: News from Europe
Post by nani on May 9^th, 2007, 7:22pm

I thought this was funny. ;;D

The British are feeling the pinch in relation to recent terrorist threats and have raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved." Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or even "A Bit Cross."
Brits have not been "A Bit Cross" since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies all but ran out. Terrorists have been re-categorized from "Tiresome" to a "Bloody Nuisance." The last time the British issued a "Bloody Nuisance" warning level was during the great fire of 1666.

Also, the French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide." The only two higher levels in France are "Surrender" and "Collaborate." The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France's white flag factory, effectively paralyzing the country's military capability.

It's not only the British and French that are on a heightened level of alert. Italy has increased the alert level from "Shout Loudly and Excitedly" to
"Elaborate Military Posturing." Two more levels remain:"Ineffective Combat Operations" and "Change Sides."

The Germans also increased their alert state from "Disdainful Arrogance" to "Dress in Uniform" and "Sing Marching Songs". They also have two higher levels: "Invade a Neighbour" and "Lose."

Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual, and the only threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels.

The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to deploy. These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new Spanish navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy.

Title: Re: News from Europe
Post by Jimi on May 9^th, 2007, 7:29pm

[smiley=crackup.gif]

Title: Re: News from Europe
Post by andrewjb on May 9^th, 2007, 7:39pm

[smiley=crackup.gif], [smiley=thumb.gif]. andrew.

Title: Re: News from Europe
Post by Paul98 on May 9^th, 2007, 7:46pm

Thanks nani! I needed that tonight ;)

-P.

Title: Re: News from Europe
Post by Racer1_NC on May 9^th, 2007, 7:47pm

on 05/09/07 at 19:22:35, nani wrote:

Terrorists have been re-categorized from "Tiresome" to a "Bloody Nuisance." The last time the British issued a "Bloody Nuisance" warning level was during the great fire of 1666.

Actually the "Bloody Nuisance" warning was issued briefly in 1944 during the first V-1 attacks, but was quickly retracted after citizens complained of "over reaction" on the part of the government. ;;D

Title: Re: News from Europe
Post by Charlie on May 9^th, 2007, 8:57pm

Quote:

The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to deploy. These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new Spanish navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy.

Now that's funny!

Whew. Thankfully, the Birts haven't gone to the "Damn & Blast" level.....now that would be scary.

Charlie

Title: Re: News from Europe
Post by JeffB on May 9^th, 2007, 8:59pm

That's just fucked up!

ROTMMFAO! [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: News from Europe
Post by sandie99 on May 11^th, 2007, 2:09am

Heh... I thought this tread would be about the Eurovision Song Contest Finland is hosting this year! [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: News from Europe
Post by Yorky on May 11^th, 2007, 2:24am

not funny (spot on ) ;;D

Title: Re: News from Europe
Post by LeLimey on May 11^th, 2007, 5:21am

Well I'm raising my personal levels to "not amused"

I've been sat in all week waiting for someone with a stiff upper lip.... ;)

Title: Re: News from Europe
Post by LeLimey on May 11^th, 2007, 5:24am

on 05/09/07 at 19:22:35, nani wrote:

The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to deploy. These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new Spanish navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy.

And who'd a guessed Chewy was really El Chewy? ;)