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(Message started by: BarbaraD on May 8^th, 2007, 7:26pm)

Title: U R A Texan IF:
Post by BarbaraD on May 8^th, 2007, 7:26pm

1. You can properly pronounce Corsicana,
Palestine, Decatur, Wichita Falls, San
Antonio, Burnet, Boerne, Nacogdoches,
Mexia, Waco, Amarillo , and Waxahachie.

2. A tornado warning siren is your signal to
go out in the yard and look for a funnel.

3. You've ever had to switch from
"heat" to "A/C" in the same day.

4. You know that the true value of a parking
space is not determined by the distance
to the door, but by the availability of shade.

5. Stores don't have bags, they have sacks.

6. You see people wear bib-overalls at funerals.

7. You measure distance in minutes.

8. Little Smokies are something you
serve only for special occasions.

9. You go to the lake because you
think it is like going to the ocean.

10. You listen to the weather forecast
before picking out an outfit

11. You know cow-pies are not made of beef.

12.. Someone you know has used a football
schedule to plan their wedding date.

13. You have known someone who has had a
belt buckle bigger than your fist.

14. You aren't surprised to find movie rental,
ammunition, and bait all in the same store.

15. Your "place at the lake" has wheels under it.

16. A Mercedes Benz is not a status symbol;
a Ford F350 4x 4 is.

17. You know everything goes better
with Ranch dressin'.

18. You learned how to shoot a gun
before you learned how to multiply.

19. You actually understand this and you are
"fixin' to" send it to your friends.

20. Finally, you are 100% Texan if you have
ever heard this conversation:
" You wanna coke?" "Yeah."
"What kind?" "Dr. Pepper!"

Title: Re: U R A Texan IF:
Post by Redd on May 8^th, 2007, 7:49pm

on 05/08/07 at 19:26:25, BarbaraD wrote:

Damn....all but number 20 and you got yourself a full blooded Wisconsinite too....

Number 19 is is about a 50/50 shot in the dark.... [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: U R A Texan IF:
Post by Gena on May 8^th, 2007, 8:21pm

on 05/08/07 at 19:26:25, BarbaraD wrote:

20. Finally, you are 100% Texan if you have
ever heard this conversation:
" You wanna coke?" "Yeah."
"What kind?" "Dr. Pepper!"

Right after I moved north, my first job was in an office. I told the other girls I was working with I was going to go get myself a coke and asked if I could get any one for any one else. After they said yes, I said what kind? Then stood there for a full minute while everyone gave me the look [smiley=confused2.gif].