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(Message started by: Jonny on May 5th, 2007, 11:15am)
Title: LMMFAO!!!!!!!
Post by Jonny on May 5th, 2007, 11:15am
A California judge sentenced Paris Hilton to 45 days in jail today for violating her probation, putting the brakes on the hotel heiress's famous high life.

http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2007/05/05/parisleavescourt_wideweb__470x378,0.jpg

She dont look happy leaving court does she?

Its about time someone cut this bitch off at the knees....LMFAO!!! ;;D
Title: Re: LMMFAO!!!!!!!
Post by Brewcrew on May 5th, 2007, 11:21am
What is it with rich chicks and big glasses?
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Post by lilboo on May 5th, 2007, 11:26am
I think that's good. It's about time they start treating famous people like regular people. Their just like anyone else, I don't think TV should make them any more special then you or me.
Kathy
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Post by BarbaraD on May 5th, 2007, 11:44am
Her lawyer went on TV and said he thought this was outrageous.  HUH?  She VIOLATED her probation - she goes to jail -- that's how it works buster. I think it's about time the law swings the same way for ALL. Hope she looks good in ORANGE.  ;;D

Now lets see what the apeall comes up with.

Hugs BD
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Post by Mrs Deej on May 5th, 2007, 12:14pm
LMMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!

Poor wittle princess...all that money can't save even her!!

She got what she deserved!  It's good to see that the judge wasn't scared of a big name and lots of money!!
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Post by Rosybabe on May 5th, 2007, 12:20pm
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Post by jimmers on May 5th, 2007, 1:47pm
GOOD! The bitch is about as useless as Anna Nicole.

Maybe while she's in the cooler, she can study for her liquor/licker license.

Good luck ya skank!

LMAO
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Post by Jonny on May 5th, 2007, 2:12pm
I want to see the sex tape she makes in jail....LMMFAO!!!! ;;D
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Post by Rosybabe on May 5th, 2007, 2:15pm
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Title: Re: LMMFAO!!!!!!!
Post by Jonny on May 5th, 2007, 2:27pm
Breakfast is served between 6 a.m. and 7:30 a.m., hours when Hilton sometimes gets in after a night of partying.

http://www.foxnews.com/images/281119/1_64_050506_paris.jpg

ROTFFLMMFAO!!!!!  [smiley=laugh.gif]

I am delighted....if you couldnt tell ;;D
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Post by Rosybabe on May 5th, 2007, 4:07pm
they should put both together (Paris and Nicole Richie) ..so they can enjoy "The simple life" ...behind bars!!   [smiley=laugh.gif]
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Post by artonio7 on May 5th, 2007, 4:41pm
ROFLMAO......and in the long run.... this is going to affect her life How? She'll probably come out and have a sweatshop sew up a complete jail inspired fashion line.

I can only imagine what the jail cell looks like.


with warm regards,
Tony
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Post by Charlie on May 5th, 2007, 6:07pm
Now we have to look forward to....hopefully....only seven weeks of Paris reports on cable news.

http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/TVsnack.gif

Charlie
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Post by Jonny on May 5th, 2007, 6:12pm

on 05/05/07 at 16:41:28, artonio7 wrote:
I can only imagine what the jail cell looks like.


It dont matter if she has drapes on the windows.......when your freedom is takin away, its real!
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Post by john_d on May 5th, 2007, 6:40pm
She looks mortified. I feel bad for her, can't help it.  Hopefully the experience will teach her to appreciate substantial things more and embrace a little humilty, that's a lesson life's seems to be teaching us all pretty regularly, at least me.
Title: Re: LMMFAO!!!!!!!
Post by Brewcrew on May 5th, 2007, 7:03pm

on 05/05/07 at 18:40:17, john_d wrote:
I feel bad for her...

That makes one of us. ;;D
Title: Re: LMMFAO!!!!!!!
Post by Jonny on May 5th, 2007, 7:05pm

on 05/05/07 at 18:40:17, john_d wrote:
She looks mortified. I feel bad for her, can't help it.  Hopefully the experience will teach her to appreciate substantial things more and embrace a little humilty, that's a lesson life's seems to be teaching us all pretty regularly, at least me.


If that were thae case she would have followed the rules of her probation just like I did.......fuck the rich bitch......make her eat @#$$%%^^^
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Post by john_d on May 5th, 2007, 7:21pm
Never said she shouldn't pay the price for breaking the law.   She obviously doesn't respect the laws, probably thinks she's above it.  Just like the 'girls gone wild' guy before he went crying (literally) off to jail.  At least she kept her dignity.   Like I said, I hope she learns some humility from it.    
     
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Post by Jonny on May 5th, 2007, 7:45pm

on 05/05/07 at 19:21:53, john_d wrote:
Never said she shouldn't pay the price for breaking the law.   She obviously doesn't respect the laws, probably thinks she's above it.  Just like the 'girls gone wild' guy before he went crying (literally) off to jail.  At least she kept her dignity.   Like I said, I hope she learns some humility from it.    
     


Dignity?

She left the court room and went home.

Wheres the dignity, bro?
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Post by chucknot on May 5th, 2007, 8:00pm

on 05/05/07 at 11:21:57, Brewcrew wrote:
What is it with rich chicks and big glasses?


Are the glasses big or is the head small and pointy?
Title: Re: LMMFAO!!!!!!!
Post by artonio7 on May 5th, 2007, 8:02pm

on 05/05/07 at 20:00:08, chucknot wrote:

Are the glasses big or is the head small and pointy?


Nope... I saw the video... she's BIG in the "Head" department.

with warm regards,
Tony
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Post by medic1852 on May 5th, 2007, 8:31pm
I am sorely dissapointed in all of you. None of you even care what is going to happen to that poor little dog of hers without Paris around to torment it. Oh my mistake the little dog is probably happy to get a break from the torment.
Rodger ::)
Title: Re: LMMFAO!!!!!!!
Post by john_d on May 5th, 2007, 8:47pm

on 05/05/07 at 19:45:45, Jonny wrote:
Dignity?

She left the court room and went home.

Wheres the dignity, bro?


relative dignity.  relative to mr. 'girls gone wild' crying like a baby when he was sentenced to 35 days.  Say what you like. But i've been there to bro, I've been on probation after spending some time in the can, originally charged with burglary reduced to criminal trespass.  It was 1986 and I was just a kid, but during my probation I fucked up left and right, drove drunk, smoked weed, behaved in a violent manner, I just never got caught.  I also did not give a fuck about the law and I was cocky as hell.  So, yes, when I see her and her naiveness and arrogance I think there but by the grace of god go I, I know I was once capable of the same arrogant bullshit and I survived it to gain some wisdom and peace.  But of course I wasn't rich, but frankly being rich doesn't mean shit in my book, just means she has more resources, who cares?  So that's where I am coming from.  So you can say what you want about her and her little dog and having too much of a good time, whatever, what does that have to do with anything? Unless your jealous.  Frankly who gives a fuck how rich or famous she is.  She has the same inner demons and torments as the rest of us.  She can't buy her way outta that, as a matter of fact the attempt just makes it worse.  Let me tell you what money buys you, it buys you security that food and shelter is going to be taken care of, if you got that you are as resource rich as you ever need to be, beyond that it does not give you shit.  Absolutely nada.



 
Title: Re: LMMFAO!!!!!!!
Post by medic1852 on May 5th, 2007, 8:54pm

on 05/05/07 at 20:47:45, john_d wrote:
relative dignity.  relative to mr. 'girls gone wild' crying like a baby when he was sentenced to 35 days.  Say what you like. But i've been there to bro, I've been on probation after spending some time in the can, originally charged with burglary reduced to criminal trespass.  It was 1986 and I was just a kid, but during my probation I fucked up left and right, drove drunk, smoked weed, behaved in a violent manner, I just never got caught.  I also did not give a fuck about the law and I was cocky as hell.  So, yes, when I see her and her naiveness and arrogance I think there but by the grace of god go I, I know I was once capable of the same arrogant bullshit and I survived it to gain some wisdom and peace.  But of course I wasn't rich, but frankly being rich doesn't mean shit in my book, just means she has more resources, who cares?  So that's where I am coming from.  So you can say what you want about her and her little dog and having too much of a good time, whatever, what does that have to do with anything? Unless your jealous.  Frankly who gives a fuck how rich or famous she is.  She has the same inner demons and torments as the rest of us.  She can't buy her way outta that, as a matter of fact the attempt just makes it worse.  Let me tell you what money buys you, it buys you security that food and shelter is going to be taken care of, if you got that you are as resource rich as you ever need to be, beyond that it does not give you shit.  Absolutely nada.


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Post by alchemy on May 5th, 2007, 9:03pm
I see a new music video in the future [smiley=laugh.gif]
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Post by medic1852 on May 5th, 2007, 9:12pm

on 05/05/07 at 21:03:03, alchemy wrote:
I see a new music video in the future (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mc5sDt4ppnE) [smiley=laugh.gif]
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Post by nani on May 5th, 2007, 10:19pm
Did Elvis invent pole dancing?
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Post by cootie on May 5th, 2007, 11:53pm
I heard she got new titts ? What a way to show em off Pam

Seen it on the cover of onea them Globe type mag's while in line way too long at Walmart........esp when "I" read that crap !!!!
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Post by Yorky on May 6th, 2007, 12:38am

on 05/05/07 at 14:12:01, Jonny wrote:
I want to see the sex tape she makes in jail....LMMFAO!!!! ;;D

"penetentary penatration"... ;;D
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Post by JeffB on May 6th, 2007, 1:04am
Guys, guys, guys,...come on, I mean really!


She's a human being isn't she????


Buuuuuwaaaahahahahah, Yeah right!!!!!!!!LOL

That bitch has seen more ceiling tiles than Michael Angelo. I've seen bowling balls sharper than this human sperm bank! [smiley=laugh.gif]
Title: Re: LMMFAO!!!!!!!
Post by BB on May 6th, 2007, 6:16am

I was reading this thread when I opened an ad for a trip overseas, it said in bold letters:

"Win a Paris getaway " ..

I just cracked up laughing! This puts a whole new meaning to the "sentence" ...

[smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]


Annette
( Dont mind me folks, its getting late and I am hungry ... :P )
Title: Re: LMMFAO!!!!!!!
Post by Jonny on May 6th, 2007, 7:55am

on 05/05/07 at 20:47:45, john_d wrote:
relative dignity.  relative to mr. 'girls gone wild' crying like a baby when he was sentenced to 35 days.  Say what you like. But i've been there to bro, I've been on probation after spending some time in the can, originally charged with burglary reduced to criminal trespass.  It was 1986 and I was just a kid, but during my probation I fucked up left and right, drove drunk, smoked weed, behaved in a violent manner, I just never got caught.  I also did not give a fuck about the law and I was cocky as hell.  So, yes, when I see her and her naiveness and arrogance I think there but by the grace of god go I, I know I was once capable of the same arrogant bullshit and I survived it to gain some wisdom and peace.  But of course I wasn't rich, but frankly being rich doesn't mean shit in my book, just means she has more resources, who cares?  So that's where I am coming from.  So you can say what you want about her and her little dog and having too much of a good time, whatever, what does that have to do with anything? Unless your jealous.  Frankly who gives a fuck how rich or famous she is.  She has the same inner demons and torments as the rest of us.  She can't buy her way outta that, as a matter of fact the attempt just makes it worse.  Let me tell you what money buys you, it buys you security that food and shelter is going to be taken care of, if you got that you are as resource rich as you ever need to be, beyond that it does not give you shit.  Absolutely nada.


[smiley=nopity.gif]
Title: Re: LMMFAO!!!!!!!
Post by john_d on May 6th, 2007, 8:19am

on 05/06/07 at 07:55:24, Jonny wrote:
[smiley=nopity.gif]

lol, ok dude
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Post by sldrswyfe on May 6th, 2007, 9:37am
I agree she's human and doesn't know any better...but I really can't stomach this chick.

Nothing to do with money.  It's her staring at herself constantly, filming herself...saying "I cried when I heard my CD it was so good" WTF???  [smiley=huh.gif]  Not thanking people when they helped her when she "forgot" to put gas in her Bently...they went to the gas station FOR her, got a gas can..even bought her the change...which she just reached behind her and dropped on the floor in the back seat...all the while staring at herself in the rearview mirror...talking on her cell phone....not even having the decency or graciousness to hang the hell up and thank the men...and give them two minutes of her undivided attention...even tip them...it's the gesture...not the amount...

I suppose, I too, am talking about humility and graciousness...but I suppose this is what she is on her way to learning...it will take ALOT MORE THAN THIS...but it's inescapable for her...she will get knocked to her knees...eventually...like we all do...none of us gets through this life unscathed.
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Post by jimmers on May 6th, 2007, 10:21am
I think she's been knocked to her knees more more than a few times ;;D

Jimers
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Post by sldrswyfe on May 6th, 2007, 11:13am
Jimmers...

I KNEW that was coming...I noticed it too late...I walked right into that one  ;;D
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Post by cootie on May 6th, 2007, 2:36pm
I can't help but keep thinking about those 'bendable Barbies' in comparison with Paris in jail with hard core chicks ! She'll need joint replacements when she gets out Pam  ;;D

Hate to say this but I'd LOVE to be spoiled like she is tho.......
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Post by Jonny on May 6th, 2007, 5:54pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxCkoqhtOqg

LMMFAO ;;D
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Post by mynm156 on May 7th, 2007, 8:42am
Put Her A$$ on the Chain gang!!!
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Post by Mosaicwench on May 7th, 2007, 11:44am
She's another blonde who is famous for being born into money - BFD.  

Without the last name of "Hilton" she'd be a secretary someplace struggling to make ends meet like the rest of us.

Her jail cell isn't going to look like any thing near a Hilton and frankly, I don't care.
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Post by BMoneeTheMoneeMan on May 7th, 2007, 2:13pm
We should take bets on how many days she will actually do.  

I say ................... less than 6 days.  


We should also take bets on what type of charity work her new publicist will have her get into to show that she has 'learned her lesson'.

I say .................. PETA or other animal wellness.
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Post by artonio7 on May 7th, 2007, 2:28pm

on 05/07/07 at 14:13:16, BMoneeTheMoneeMan wrote:
We should take bets on how many days she will actually do.  

I say ................... less than 6 days.  

We should also take bets on what type of charity work her new publicist will have her get into to show that she has 'learned her lesson'.
I say .................. PETA or other animal wellness.


I say 45 days and ... umm is there an organization called "Herpes Anonymous"?  ;;D

with warm regards,
Tony
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Post by UN solved on May 7th, 2007, 2:45pm
I'm sure she'll have the nicest, private cell available with cable, wireless internet, and a film crew !! lol

prison bitch !!

UNsolved
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Post by artonio7 on May 8th, 2007, 2:46am

on 05/07/07 at 14:45:35, UN solved wrote:
I'm sure she'll have the nicest, private cell available with cable, wireless internet, and a film crew !! lol

prison bitch !!

UNsolved


Don't forget the adjoining cell for her doggy.

with warm regards,
Tony


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