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(Message started by: chewy on May 4^th, 2007, 6:44am)

Title: Golfing and Marriage
Post by chewy on May 4^th, 2007, 6:44am

One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very sexy nightie. "Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do anything you want." So he tied her up and went golfing.

Title: Re: Golfing and Marriage
Post by burnt-toast on May 4^th, 2007, 7:09am

on 05/04/07 at 06:44:50, chewy wrote:

One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very sexy nightie. "Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do anything you want." So he tied her up and went golfing.

~~golfing~~ - Fishing and Turkey Hunting works well this time of year too. ;;D

Tom

Title: Re: Golfing and Marriage
Post by aprilbee on May 4^th, 2007, 9:38am

too funny! [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Golfing and Marriage
Post by Guiseppi on May 4^th, 2007, 10:29am

My father told me a similar story....

He was walking along a golf course when a frog called out to him. He picked the frog up and the frog said " give me a kiss and I'll turn into a beautiful princess who will fulfill your every fantasy." So dad stuck the frog in his pocket. She called out to him, "didn't you hear what I said, I will fulfill your EVERY fantasy." Dad told her at this point in my life I'd rather have a talking frog.

Guiseppi

Title: Re: Golfing and Marriage
Post by Margi on May 4^th, 2007, 10:36am

psst....Don.....still single, right? Hmmm......

maybe you should think about changing your repetoire.

;)

Title: Re: Golfing and Marriage
Post by thomas on May 4^th, 2007, 11:45am

on 05/04/07 at 06:44:50, chewy wrote:

One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very sexy nightie. "Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do anything you want." So he tied her up and went golfing.

Yeah, I don't get it?????? That's what I would have done too. [smiley=huh.gif] Is it supposed to be funny or something? :-/

Title: Re: Golfing and Marriage
Post by Rosybabe on May 4^th, 2007, 12:09pm

[smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Golfing and Marriage
Post by BobG on May 4^th, 2007, 12:12pm

Ditto what thomas said. ;;D

Title: Re: Golfing and Marriage
Post by echo on May 4^th, 2007, 1:02pm

on 05/04/07 at 10:36:59, Margi wrote:

psst....Don.....still single, right? Hmmm......

maybe you should think about changing your repetoire.

;)

And possibably your underwear as well.

Title: Re: Golfing and Marriage
Post by Margi on May 4^th, 2007, 1:13pm

underwear? I always figured Chewy was a commando type. I always thought that might be part of the problem.

edited to add: come to think of it, I think I've always assumed the whole commando thing was the ...you should pardon the expression.....foundation for the attraction that Jonny has for Chewy.

Title: Re: Golfing and Marriage
Post by chewy on May 4^th, 2007, 2:07pm

Quote:

psst....Don.....still single, right?

You betcha babe! And every intention of staying that way. 8)

Title: Re: Golfing and Marriage
Post by LeLimey on May 4^th, 2007, 2:12pm

A million sheep around the US are counting their blessings ;;D

Title: Re: Golfing and Marriage
Post by Margi on May 4^th, 2007, 2:26pm

oh Helen, you're so baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad.