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(Message started by: Brewcrew on May 1st, 2007, 7:43pm)
Title: DavCon Ruined My Marriage!
Post by Brewcrew on May 1st, 2007, 7:43pm
This all started in Davenport, Iowa with a day trip to a local museum. I think my wife fell in love there.

I walked into the shed today and found her with her legs wrapped around some guy named John.

I got pictures to prove her infidelity and deception.









http://home.wi.rr.com/pmitchell/postedimages/deere2.JPG
Title: Re: DavCon Ruined My Marriage!
Post by George_J on May 1st, 2007, 7:47pm
Sorry to hear, but you have to admit--he looks pretty sharp.

Not only that, but he mows the lawn.

Best,

George
Title: Re: DavCon Ruined My Marriage!
Post by Rosybabe on May 1st, 2007, 7:50pm
may I borrow "John" for  a while.?.I am boring at home all alone...the other "John" its working all the time..

Please!!!!???   [smiley=bow.gif]

my lawn is getting out of control!!!!
Title: Re: DavCon Ruined My Marriage!
Post by Grandma_Sweet_Boy on May 1st, 2007, 7:57pm
You have a wife that's willing to mow the grass - and you're complaining, why????? ;;D

Carol
Title: Re: DavCon Ruined My Marriage!
Post by ClusterChris on May 1st, 2007, 8:22pm
Brew, I am so sorry, That guy between her legs happens to be my employer, How can I go back to work now? ;;D
Title: Re: DavCon Ruined My Marriage!
Post by Kevin_M on May 1st, 2007, 8:23pm
He saw you coming and turned green with envy you're married to her and then ran like a Deere.
Title: Re: DavCon Ruined My Marriage!
Post by ClusterChuck on May 1st, 2007, 8:32pm

on 05/01/07 at 20:23:19, Kevin_M wrote:
He saw you coming and turned green with envy you're married to her and then ran like a Deere.


ROFLMFAO!!!!


Priceless!!! [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif]
Title: Re: DavCon Ruined My Marriage!
Post by Brewcrew on May 1st, 2007, 8:36pm

on 05/01/07 at 20:22:00, ClusterChris wrote:
Brew, I am so sorry, That guy between her legs happens to be my employer, How can I go back to work now? ;;D

So, if I kill him, we both benefit, eh?
Title: Re: DavCon Ruined My Marriage!
Post by Brewcrew on May 1st, 2007, 8:37pm

on 05/01/07 at 20:23:19, Kevin_M wrote:
He saw you coming and turned green with envy you're married to her and then ran like a Deere.

Can't top Chuck's comment: Priceless!
Title: Re: DavCon Ruined My Marriage!
Post by Mosaicwench on May 1st, 2007, 8:42pm
Oh baby . . . NOTHING runs like a Deere!

[smiley=heart.gif] [smiley=sayyes.gif] [smiley=sayyes.gif] [smiley=sayyes.gif]

(I have to have a smoke)
Title: Re: DavCon Ruined My Marriage!
Post by cynjeep89 on May 1st, 2007, 9:32pm
Pat,

Looking good there, Lady!!!  Can't wait till I can get one!!  Going to have to paint it black with a huge #3 on the sides, though.

Was going to say enjoy yourself but it looks like you already are!!

Happy mowing.
Title: Re: DavCon Ruined My Marriage!
Post by BB on May 1st, 2007, 9:42pm

Hey Bill, are you trying to ruin MY marriage ?   :o

As soon as Daniel saw that John, he wanted him, not me anymore !!

Waahhhhhh ......



Annette
Title: Re: DavCon Ruined My Marriage!
Post by BMoneeTheMoneeMan on May 1st, 2007, 9:50pm
C'mon, Bill.  We all know you like riding John too.  
U like to ride John all over the front yard and then the back yard, too, cause you are so insatiable.  

[smiley=laugh.gif]
Title: Re: DavCon Ruined My Marriage!
Post by BB on May 1st, 2007, 10:04pm

Mental picture came to mind, the Brewcrew fighting one another to "ride" John .....  " its my turn " ..." no no its mine turn, you had yours " ....

;;D


Annette
Title: Re: DavCon Ruined My Marriage!
Post by ClusterChuck on May 1st, 2007, 10:27pm
NOPE!!!  I'm not saying a word!!!  Nope ... Ain't gonna do it ...

Chuck
Title: Re: DavCon Ruined My Marriage!
Post by JeffB on May 1st, 2007, 10:54pm
Nice. I need to show you the motor boat.

What you do is, Bill,...ya put your face between her boobs and............................sorry, phones ringing! ;;D
Title: Re: DavCon Ruined My Marriage!
Post by zwibbs/Scott on May 2nd, 2007, 4:54am
Boy O Boy are you a lucky man.......Beautiful wife who mows the lawn !!! and the Brewers actually look very good.
Title: Re: DavCon Ruined My Marriage!
Post by Brewcrew on May 2nd, 2007, 7:28am

on 05/02/07 at 04:54:42, zwibbs/Scott wrote:
Boy O Boy are you a lucky man.......Beautiful wife who mows the lawn !!! and the Brewers actually look very good.

Life is good.
Title: Re: DavCon Ruined My Marriage!
Post by jimmers on May 2nd, 2007, 7:41am
This isn't fair, Bill gets to mow the lawn and I have to whack my own weed! ;;D

Jimmers
Title: Re: DavCon Ruined My Marriage!
Post by gore2424 on May 2nd, 2007, 7:48am
good thing I didnt see my pic there lol Terry (long time DavCon person)
Title: Re: DavCon Ruined My Marriage!
Post by Brewcrew on May 2nd, 2007, 7:56am

on 05/02/07 at 07:41:39, jimmers wrote:
This isn't fair, Bill gets to mow the lawn and I have to whack my own weed! ;;D

Jimmers

You don't understand, Jimbo. I don't have to mow the lawn. My wife's new boyfriend does. ;;D

Now, get back to your business at hand - so to speak.
Title: Re: DavCon Ruined My Marriage!
Post by Brewcrew on May 2nd, 2007, 7:57am

on 05/02/07 at 07:48:27, gore2424 wrote:
good thing I didnt see my pic there lol Terry (long time DavCon person)

You and me both, Terry! ;;D You're a great guy, but you're just not my type.
Title: Re: DavCon Ruined My Marriage!
Post by jimmers on May 2nd, 2007, 7:56pm
Whew! The weed is whacked, but now I'm outta paper towels. ;;D

Jimmers
Title: Re: DavCon Ruined My Marriage!
Post by Brewcrew on May 2nd, 2007, 7:59pm
Wow. That took awhile.

Middle age is hell, eh?
Title: ROTFRe: DavCon Ruined My Marriage!
Post by Jackie on May 2nd, 2007, 8:00pm
ROTFLMAO....you are all NUTS!!!!!  ;;D

Congrats, Mrs. Brew,  on your new 'John'..... ;)

Jacks 8)
Title: Re: DavCon Ruined My Marriage!
Post by Redd on May 2nd, 2007, 8:01pm

on 05/02/07 at 19:59:08, Brewcrew wrote:
Wow. That took awhile.

Middle age is hell, eh?



You can say THAT again Bro.... :-/
Title: Re: DavCon Ruined My Marriage!
Post by Charlie on May 2nd, 2007, 8:47pm
Wow...

Self propelled is so efficeint too. http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/nail.gif

Charlie
Title: Re: DavCon Ruined My Marriage!
Post by jimmers on May 2nd, 2007, 9:23pm
It's not so bad. It is fully adjustable, never talks back, and doesn't require dinner and drinks! ;;D

Jimmers


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