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(Message started by: JeffB on Apr 27^th, 2007, 4:25pm)

Title: Damn 10 year olds!
Post by JeffB on Apr 27^th, 2007, 4:25pm

LET'S TALK

A stranger was seated next to a 10-year-old girl on an airplane. Being bored, he turned to the girl and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."

The girl, who was reading a book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, "What would you like to talk about?"

Oh, I don't know," said the stranger. "How about nuclear power?"

"OK," she said. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow and a deer all eat the same stuff... grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"

The stranger thought about it and said, "Hmmm, I have no idea."

To which the girl replied, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?"

Title: Re: Damn 10 year olds!
Post by Jonny on Apr 27^th, 2007, 4:28pm

[smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Damn 10 year olds!
Post by testy01 on Apr 27^th, 2007, 4:30pm

I like it! :D

Jack

Title: Re: Damn 10 year olds!
Post by Rosybabe on Apr 27^th, 2007, 4:34pm

pretty good! [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Damn 10 year olds!
Post by BarbaraD on Apr 27^th, 2007, 4:37pm

Think I'll try that the next time I'm on a plane.... Pretty smart kid.... [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Damn 10 year olds!
Post by Yorky on Apr 27^th, 2007, 4:42pm

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;;D ;;D

Title: Re: Damn 10 year olds!
Post by Guiseppi on Apr 27^th, 2007, 5:13pm

And yet stil....people think it barbaric that so many animals eat their young.........

Guiseppi

Title: Re: Damn 10 year olds!
Post by LeLimey on Apr 27^th, 2007, 5:26pm

That'll teach you to talk to kids on planes Jeff now won't it?! ;;D

Title: Re: Damn 10 year olds!
Post by Maffumatt on Apr 27^th, 2007, 6:13pm

;;D

Title: Re: Damn 10 year olds!
Post by ClusterChuck on Apr 27^th, 2007, 6:50pm

DAYUM!!! As a 10 year old, she hasn't even reached the "know-it-all" stage of her teens yet!

Imagine what she will be like THEN!!!!

Chuck, who is at the dumber-than-dirt stage of senility