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Title: WAY too funny... no offence intended... Post by Redd on Apr 26th, 2007, 7:58pm My buddy Jack, the retired Sherriff's deputy from home here, sent this to me and in this predominantly Catholic area I found it utterly hilarious. The NEW Catholic Mass http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b7da07b3127cce8323040f1dd800000015108AauGjFu2ZNh |
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Title: Re: WAY too funny... no offence intended... Post by Jonny on Apr 26th, 2007, 8:05pm That will get my ass to church.....as long as its free ;;D |
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Title: Re: WAY too funny... no offence intended... Post by BB on Apr 26th, 2007, 8:20pm Jonny, before you can receive communion, you need to confess all your sins first .... That can take a while .. ::) ;) 8) ;;D Annette |
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Title: Re: WAY too funny... no offence intended... Post by Redd on Apr 26th, 2007, 8:21pm Just be a good boy Jonny and only take the sip and nibble. There are surely a few others who need to attone for their sins too.... [smiley=laugh.gif] |
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Title: Re: WAY too funny... no offence intended... Post by Jonny on Apr 26th, 2007, 8:28pm on 04/26/07 at 20:21:34, Redd wrote:
Hey, Redd and BB are ganging up on me.....all I need is one of those big beers and that huge ass pretzle and im good to go ;;D |
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Title: Re: WAY too funny... no offence intended... Post by Redd on Apr 26th, 2007, 8:32pm BUT you luv us... now be a good Catholic and go confess...maybe the'll give you a two for one special. [smiley=laugh.gif] |
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Title: Re: WAY too funny... no offence intended... Post by Rosybabe on Apr 26th, 2007, 8:46pm on 04/26/07 at 20:20:32, BB wrote:
[smiley=crackup.gif] Oh no Dear God, poor Father, He will have a heart attack before Jonny gets the absolution.. [smiley=laugh.gif] |
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Title: Re: WAY too funny... no offence intended... Post by Jonny on Apr 26th, 2007, 9:09pm on 04/26/07 at 20:46:53, Rosybabe wrote:
Do I know you?....or are you just making assumtions? |
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Title: Re: WAY too funny... no offence intended... Post by JeffB on Apr 26th, 2007, 9:31pm [smiley=laugh.gif], Very nice ladies! |
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Title: Re: WAY too funny... no offence intended... Post by Rosybabe on Apr 26th, 2007, 9:54pm on 04/26/07 at 21:09:19, Jonny wrote:
assumptions....Am I wrong? |
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Title: Re: WAY too funny... no offence intended... Post by Jonny on Apr 26th, 2007, 10:09pm on 04/26/07 at 21:54:37, Rosybabe wrote:
You dont know...you dont know me, do you? |
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Title: Re: WAY too funny... no offence intended... Post by BB on Apr 26th, 2007, 10:15pm We may be all wrong Rosy, God may just wave Jonny past : " Give the bl**dy devil whatever he asks for, just keep his mouth occupied for me " ... ;;D ;;D ;;D Annette |
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Title: Re: WAY too funny... no offence intended... Post by Kevin_M on Apr 26th, 2007, 10:17pm Beer, pretzels. If the priest rode in on a Harley, it'd be a religion from Milwaukee. |
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Title: Re: WAY too funny... no offence intended... Post by JeffB on Apr 26th, 2007, 10:30pm Where's the young boys??? Kidding. How many Hail Mary's do I need for that one?? |
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Title: Re: WAY too funny... no offence intended... Post by alienspacebabe on Apr 26th, 2007, 10:55pm on 04/26/07 at 22:17:38, Kevin_M wrote:
Lots of good stuff comes from Milwaukee..... :-X |
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Title: Re: WAY too funny... no offence intended... Post by BB on Apr 26th, 2007, 10:57pm on 04/26/07 at 22:17:38, Kevin_M wrote:
Milwaukee Harley riders eat pretzels ? Bah, they are a bunch of softies then .... Real Harley riders eat gun powder 8) Annette |
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Title: Re: WAY too funny... no offence intended... Post by Charlie on Apr 27th, 2007, 1:14am It ain't no Baptist.... One thing Catholics know how to do is have fun. Charlie |
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Title: Re: WAY too funny... no offence intended... Post by ClusterChuck on Apr 27th, 2007, 3:38am on 04/26/07 at 21:09:19, Jonny wrote:
I know ya, ya ba$tard!!! And she is being VERY generous! Chuck |
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Title: Re: WAY too funny... no offence intended... Post by LeLimey on Apr 27th, 2007, 4:04am on 04/26/07 at 22:15:13, BB wrote:
Now you see I DO know Jonny and I know that is EXACTLY what is going to happen! Jonny and a Catholic priest will arrive at the pearly gates at the same time and St Peter is going to grab him by the hand and say "Come on Jonny, the Boss is waiting for you with some beers my son!" This is gonna piss the priest off somewhat as he has to wait so he whines to St Peter "When I was on Earth I said mass every day, I heard confessions, I gave sacraments to the sick and dying - and HE gets to go in first?!" St Peters' gonna say "Well its like this. Jonny used to walk into conventions in nice hotels and shout "FUCKENEH" and ROCK AND ROLL" - in your average week Jonny put the fear of God in more people than you did in your entire lifetime !" ;;D Love ya really Jonny :-* |
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Title: Re: WAY too funny... no offence intended... Post by zwibbs/Scott on Apr 27th, 2007, 5:13am on 04/26/07 at 22:30:34, JeffB wrote:
A month of Sundays !!! |
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Title: Re: WAY too funny... no offence intended... Post by zwibbs/Scott on Apr 27th, 2007, 5:21am Although.........Mustard on a pretzle is Heaven sent !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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