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(Message started by: Sean_C on Apr 24^th, 2007, 10:01pm)

Title: You might be a redneck if...................
Post by Sean_C on Apr 24^th, 2007, 10:01pm

you have a deer ass for a door bell [smiley=laugh.gif]

http://www.robertlevinson.com/lol/rednecks/ATT01539.jpg

Title: Re: You might be a redneck if...................
Post by Rosybabe on Apr 24^th, 2007, 11:22pm

[smiley=crackup.gif]

Title: Re: You might be a redneck if...................
Post by George_J on Apr 25^th, 2007, 12:59am

http://www.freelists.org/archives/cinci_dads/12-2003/jpg00013.jpg

Title: Re: You might be a redneck if...................
Post by barry_sword on Apr 25^th, 2007, 6:21am

OR THIS!

http://www.fugly.com/media/IMAGES/Crazy/nascar-grill.jpg

Title: Re: You might be a redneck if...................
Post by burnt-toast on Apr 25^th, 2007, 7:12am

on 04/24/07 at 22:01:40, Sean_C wrote:

you have a deer ass for a door bell [smiley=laugh.gif]

http://www.robertlevinson.com/lol/rednecks/ATT01539.jpg

Ya' gotta' love functional de'cor. [smiley=cool2.gif] or um.... interactive de'cor?? [smiley=cool2.gif] [smiley=cool2.gif]

Tom

Title: Re: You might be a redneck if...................
Post by BarbaraD on Apr 25^th, 2007, 8:20am

I just know, I'm NOT letting my son see THIS - ;;D

Hugs BD

Title: Re: You might be a redneck if...................
Post by Charlie on Apr 25^th, 2007, 11:06am

http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/glance up.gif http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/fool.gif http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/this.gif http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/nono2.gif

I really don't want to meet these people. That may be the point of course.

I can't stop thinking what the rest of the house must be like. This is worse than my old friend, Dave, who had two wild boar heads in the bathroom.

It won't stop Jehovas Witness types of course.

Charlie http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/cukoo.gif

Title: Re: You might be a redneck if...................
Post by aprilbee on Apr 25^th, 2007, 11:35am

That is AWESOME!!! [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: You might be a redneck if...................
Post by artonio7 on Apr 25^th, 2007, 2:36pm

I couldn't resist.

http://theotherpage.com/images/redneck.jpg

;;D

with warm regards,
Tony

Title: Re: You might be a redneck if...................
Post by ivanov on Apr 25^th, 2007, 3:03pm

The National Poetry Contest had come down to 2 semi-finalists....

A Yale graduate and a redneck from Tennessee.
They were given a word, then allowed 2 minutes
to study and come up with a poem that contained the word.

The word they were given was "Timbuktu"

First to recite his poem was the Yale graduate. He stepped up to
the microphone and recited.......

Slowly across the sand
Trekked a lonely caravan
Men on camels, two by two
Destination - Timbuktu

The crowd went crazy! No way could the redneck top that,
they thought.
The redneck calmly made his way to the microphone and said.....

Me and Tim a huntin' went
Met three sleepers in a pop-up tent
They was three, and we was two
So I bucked one, and Timbuktu

The redneck won.

Title: Re: You might be a redneck if...................
Post by nani on Apr 25^th, 2007, 11:03pm

LMFAO!!! [smiley=laugh.gif] Is that a bottle opener or a flag holder just to the left of the deer ass?
I'm feeling a whole lot better about the two rednecks I was married to before, LOL.

Title: Re: You might be a redneck if...................
Post by Gator on Apr 26^th, 2007, 12:34pm

:o I'm thinking if there were any reason I had to go to that house, I'd just knock.