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Title: Strange............ Post by JeffB on Apr 22nd, 2007, 9:41pm I Really haven't lived in what most folks call "country" in 30 + years, but at a farmers market in Wake Forest today, I think I sounded like a local. lol. Must be the biscuits and gravy talkin......Y'all. LOL |
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Title: Re: Strange............ Post by ClusterChuck on Apr 22nd, 2007, 9:49pm It is the grits causing this ... Or the collard greens ... |
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Title: Re: Strange............ Post by TxBasslady on Apr 22nd, 2007, 10:13pm Jeff, love... You always make me smile [smiley=laugh.gif] You say the funniest things! :-* Jean |
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Title: Re: Strange............ Post by andrewjb on Apr 22nd, 2007, 10:57pm the old fella will make a local of you yet, ;). lap it up, savour the moments. andrew. |
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Title: Re: Strange............ Post by BB on Apr 23rd, 2007, 1:08am on 04/22/07 at 21:41:34, JeffB wrote:
You mean you went MOOOOOOH ? ;) ;;D Annette ( who is ducking from a flying bail of hay ... ) |
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Title: Re: Strange............ Post by JeffB on Apr 23rd, 2007, 10:02am Brutal! ;;D |
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Title: Re: Strange............ Post by LeLimey on Apr 23rd, 2007, 10:03am Strange doesn't begin to describe you Jeffie ;;D |
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Title: Re: Strange............ Post by ahhpoop on Apr 23rd, 2007, 10:37am you must be in essex with me! there are more stinkin' cows than people. when i first moved here, my sister and i went for a walk down the back roads. one one tree there was a sign, and after i read it, i knew i was in purgatory. it read: "pig pikn'. turn rat chere" |
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Title: Re: Strange............ Post by George_J on Apr 23rd, 2007, 5:20pm on 04/23/07 at 10:37:40, ahhpoop wrote:
I think I've got the "turn rat chere" part, but...."pig pikn' " has me flummoxed---and intrigued. Did you go? ;;D |
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Title: Re: Strange............ Post by JeffB on Apr 23rd, 2007, 7:29pm on 04/23/07 at 10:37:40, ahhpoop wrote:
Nice! ;;D Hi, I'm Jeff. I like long walks on the beach, a nice cozy foreplace, puppies and I cried at the end of Ol' Yeller. You don't know a guy named Chris Hanson do ya???? j/k |
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Title: Re: Strange............ Post by BB on Apr 23rd, 2007, 7:35pm on 04/23/07 at 19:29:26, JeffB wrote:
Dad, behave yourself, you are embarassing your kid, again ! ::) :P ;;D Annette |
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Title: Re: Strange............ Post by JeffB on Apr 23rd, 2007, 7:38pm My kids in San Jose with the 2nd ex wife, I can play can't I?? Besides, she knows her old man and she makes me wear blinders and walk at least 50' back when I take her to the mall! |
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Title: Re: Strange............ Post by ClusterChuck on Apr 23rd, 2007, 7:40pm on 04/23/07 at 17:20:46, George_J wrote:
Ya ain't bin ta the south, less'n y'all turn rat chere, and go ta da local pikin ... (a whole hog, bar-b-que) Chaw'n Chuck |
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Title: Re: Strange............ Post by BB on Apr 23rd, 2007, 7:42pm on 04/23/07 at 19:38:26, JeffB wrote:
You could count to 50 ? :o 8) ;;D Annette |
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Title: Re: Strange............ Post by JeffB on Apr 23rd, 2007, 7:48pm I see someone has taken up the "Evil Slack" in Helens absence. You just make me love you more my, Netters. Hmmmmmm. [smiley=sgrin.gif] |
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Title: Re: Strange............ Post by JeffB on Apr 23rd, 2007, 7:51pm You, me, an elevator and a midget with a camera. We could make sparks.........and maybe a small hotel fire! |
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Title: Re: Strange............ Post by BB on Apr 23rd, 2007, 7:52pm Told you I bought the broom off her. It came with instructions too. The first one is " give Jeffiepoo a real good hiding to prime the broom up , then it will be ready for regular use, such as sweeping the kitchen floor " ... :P Sorry but I am only following the manual ... 8) ;;D Annette |
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Title: Re: Strange............ Post by LeLimey on Apr 23rd, 2007, 7:55pm Annette - you need to read the manual again hon. It says place brrom gently on floor and grab the heavy duty rolling pin of retribution ( I included one in the bag of spares) Use BROOM to sweep up the mess! Hope that helps! ;;D |
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Title: Re: Strange............ Post by BB on Apr 23rd, 2007, 7:55pm on 04/23/07 at 19:51:14, JeffB wrote:
You could fit into an elevator ? :o ;;D ;;D ;;D Annette |
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Title: Re: Strange............ Post by LeLimey on Apr 23rd, 2007, 7:56pm on 04/23/07 at 19:55:24, BB wrote:
He was only talking "arse-on" by the looks of it! |
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Title: Re: Strange............ Post by BB on Apr 23rd, 2007, 7:58pm on 04/23/07 at 19:55:24, LeLimey wrote:
Oops, solly Helen. You'r rat chere ! Solly us under- educated convicts not much goot at readin Inglelish ... :P Annette |
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Title: Re: Strange............ Post by JeffB on Apr 23rd, 2007, 8:02pm Girls, girls, girls. I'm built like a friggin..........well I was............. well, at one time I was........................ Oh, fuck you! ;;D [smiley=laugh.gif] |
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Title: Re: Strange............ Post by Linda_Howell on Apr 23rd, 2007, 8:31pm Quote:
Jeff, honey you already used this very similar line with Liz on another thread. Please change story lines so that all these women who will be clamoring for you don't compare notes and you may have to go to Australia and live among the convicts there. On a better note: I have met Jeff. He is beyond cuteness, sexy in a gruff way, single, very funny and intelligent with a good work ethic. Mail my check tomorrow Jeff. I'm broke. |
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Title: Re: Strange............ Post by JeffB on Apr 23rd, 2007, 9:31pm For my Mrs. Linda. I'm writing a check for one hundred and fifty big ones. You should be seeing one hundred and fifty checks very soon. I hope you can buy a cup of coffee with them! ;) Seriously, I miss you my Mrs. Linda! :-*, I do hope all is well! |
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