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(Message started by: Melissa on Apr 14^th, 2007, 2:48pm)

Title: Do you see a trend??
Post by Melissa on Apr 14^th, 2007, 2:48pm

Click the first, then the second...

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2007/04/11/health/webmd/main2672561.shtml

http://www.medicalnewstoday.com/healthnews.php?newsid=67728

Title: Re: Do you see a trend??
Post by Rosybabe on Apr 14^th, 2007, 2:57pm

what is that?
we will not need men anymore???
what a fiasco!!!!

just go check the thread about Fridays ladies pics.....

we can't live without them :o

Title: Re: Do you see a trend??
Post by Linda_Howell on Apr 14^th, 2007, 3:20pm

Yeah.

Who'd take out the trash and mow the lawn?

Title: Re: Do you see a trend??
Post by nani on Apr 14^th, 2007, 3:31pm

on 04/14/07 at 15:20:57, Linda_Howell wrote:

Who'd take out the trash and mow the lawn?

Yeah, and reach the stuff that's too high, or open the jars?

Title: Re: Do you see a trend??
Post by Melissa on Apr 14^th, 2007, 3:36pm

Or kill the bugs?? :o :o

Title: Re: Do you see a trend??
Post by Rosybabe on Apr 14^th, 2007, 3:38pm

or scoop the dog's poops?? :P
clean up the cat's hairball?? :P :P

Title: Re: Do you see a trend??
Post by Rosybabe on Apr 14^th, 2007, 3:40pm

on 04/14/07 at 15:36:53, Melissa wrote:

Or kill the bugs?? :o :o

at home I am the one who kills the bugs !! [smiley=laugh.gif]

DH hates spiders... [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Do you see a trend??
Post by Linda_Howell on Apr 14^th, 2007, 3:42pm

So it's unanimous then by a count of 4 women.

They're keepers. (I have to kill the bugs though)

Title: Re: Do you see a trend??
Post by Melissa on Apr 14^th, 2007, 3:48pm

on 04/14/07 at 15:42:04, Linda_Howell wrote:

So it's unanimous then by a count of 4 women.

They're keepers. (I have to kill the bugs though)

So then how do we reverse the trend and stop them from making sperm from bone marrow??? rotfl

Title: Re: Do you see a trend??
Post by Linda_Howell on Apr 14^th, 2007, 3:52pm

Um....all women shoudl sign a pact to keep their bone marrow to themselves and not donate any of it to German Scientists?

Title: Re: Do you see a trend??
Post by Rosybabe on Apr 14^th, 2007, 3:54pm

OH do not worry it will not get done because I bet some men will realize that they will not longer be needed for that matter and they will stop the whole process

Title: Re: Do you see a trend??
Post by Rosybabe on Apr 14^th, 2007, 3:57pm

on 04/14/07 at 15:52:25, Linda_Howell wrote:

Um....all women shoudl sign a pact to keep their bone marrow to themselves and not donate any of it to German Scientists?

They will still need US...who is going to deliver their babies??? them??? I highly doubt it!!!

Title: Re: Do you see a trend??
Post by Yorky on Apr 14^th, 2007, 4:16pm

toilet seats that are....always down (is this a female scientist ?)

Title: Re: Do you see a trend??
Post by JeffB on Apr 14^th, 2007, 4:47pm

Looks like I'll have to double my sperm making efforts. ;;D

If anybody needs me, I'll be at consumptionjunction! ;)

Title: Re: Do you see a trend??
Post by Yorky on Apr 14^th, 2007, 5:10pm

on 04/14/07 at 16:47:04, JeffB wrote:

Looks like I'll have to double my sperm making efforts. ;;D

If anybody needs me, I'll be at consumptionjunction! ;)

;;D

Title: Re: Do you see a trend??
Post by ClusterChuck on Apr 14^th, 2007, 5:14pm

Oye vay!!!!

<shudders>

The visual of a world populated and run by ~~ditzy~~ ~~airheads~~ ~~flighty~~ wimminz!!!

OMG!!!

This concept is nothing short of a recipe for disaster!

Chuck

Title: Re: Do you see a trend??
Post by Guiseppi on Apr 14^th, 2007, 5:26pm

Reproduction, car repair and lawn maintenance...........Guiseppi knows his place! [smiley=laugh.gif]

Guiseppi

Title: Re: Do you see a trend??
Post by Rosybabe on Apr 14^th, 2007, 5:34pm

Good for you Guisseppi! [smiley=thumb.gif]

Title: Re: Do you see a trend??
Post by jimmers on Apr 14^th, 2007, 6:41pm

Now if I could just teach this damn sheep to cook. ;;D

Jimmers

Title: Re: Do you see a trend??
Post by Gator on Apr 14^th, 2007, 7:10pm

Did you check out the comments at the bottom of the first article?

Quote:

It' not the body that determines gender, it is the soul. Before we are born, we are spirit and we each have a life plan. The body is the result of that pre-life decision and not a biological or environmental function. Science can't measure the real cause of gender determination because its not the biological function they think it is...but rather, it is the result (not the cause). When you look at it this way, a whole new set of questions arise about why...its no longer a *** shoot of mere chance and environmental factors. It becomes a matter of choice by the individual spiritual being. Being a white male, I can understand why so many new souls don't want to be white males.
I don't think I would choose this for myself again either. The US has made being born here hostile to those conditions...witness how we are treated now. Think about it.
Posted by jiminoregon at 04:53 PM : Apr 12, 2007

Title: Re: Do you see a trend??
Post by cateyes on Apr 14^th, 2007, 9:46pm

and who will run out and BUY ME batteries when I use em all up? NOOOOOOOOO...I say we keep em around..

()Tammy

Title: Re: Do you see a trend??
Post by JeffB on Apr 14^th, 2007, 10:03pm

After some "alone time". I now have enough sperm to start another earth like planet. (Jenna Jamison rocks).

I just need a hot woman to do dishes and about 100 other things.

;;D

Title: Re: Do you see a trend??
Post by mikezz on Apr 15^th, 2007, 11:41am

i feel unwanted and not needed

Title: haRe: Do you see a trend??
Post by Redd on Apr 15^th, 2007, 11:53am

I just boil it down to more proof that Darwin was correct, and that the fittest will survive. [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]

But seriously...although I'm hopelessly single, I still appreciate the male of the species, and would own one if I could afford it.... [smiley=crackup.gif]

Title: Re: Do you see a trend??
Post by mikezz on Apr 15^th, 2007, 12:07pm

now i feel worse..own one? now males are property?
sounds like we don't come cheap.

Title: Re: Do you see a trend??
Post by Redd on Apr 15^th, 2007, 12:13pm

on 04/15/07 at 12:07:18, mikezz wrote:

now i feel worse..own one? now males are property?
sounds like we don't come cheap.

I'm just joking Mike..Please don't take my post seriously. (reason for the laughing smileys)

Title: Re: Do you see a trend??
Post by mikezz on Apr 15^th, 2007, 12:25pm

Don Imus was only joking too?

Title: Re: Do you see a trend??
Post by cynjeep89 on Apr 15^th, 2007, 12:58pm

I think I may have found a solution to our problems.

Had to buy a new coffee maker yesterday, sat down this AM to cruise thru the manual and read this:

"Welcome and congratulations on the purchase of your new Mr. Coffee Coffeemaker. Your new FT Series coffeemaker will wake up with you in the morning and provide you breaks and treats during your hectic daily activities. How you enjoy your Mr. Coffee Coffeemaker is up to you."

Well, heck.....for $45 bucks I now have something to wake up with me in the morning, provide me breaks and treats, is self cleaning, can tell time, can be programmed, has a brew strength/delay indicator, warmer temperature knob and I can "customize the length of the power cord so that it is the exact length I desire". I am also free to decide how I will enjoy it.

Now if I can just teach it to cut the grass, maintain my Jeep, walk my dogs, shovel snow, clean the house, do laundry, etc. I will be one happy camper!!!

Title: Re: Do you see a trend??
Post by mikezz on Apr 15^th, 2007, 1:02pm

i think you might have paid a little too much,,,could prob have found it for 5 dollars less.
So maybe now someone should start a Mrs. Coffee line but until then i just told wife she's maklng her own coffee from now on

Title: Re: Do you see a trend??
Post by cynjeep89 on Apr 15^th, 2007, 1:13pm

Reading thru the manual is worth the $5 extra I may have paid...having a few chuckles here.

For example, in the Troubleshooting section of the manual:

"Problem: The on light does not light up."
"Possible Cause/Solution: The appliance is unplugged. There's a power outage. Plug the unit in. Wait for power to be restored"

"Problem: The coffeemaker only brews water."
"Possible Cause/Solution: There are no coffee grounds in the filter basket. Add the desired amount of coffee to the filter."

"Problem: The coffee is not brewing.
"Possible Cause/Solution: The allliance is unplugged. There's a power outage. Plug the unit in. Wait for power to be restored."

Sheesh...... ::)

Title: Re: Do you see a trend??
Post by mikezz on Apr 15^th, 2007, 1:41pm

a manual on men? called Mr. Coffee.

hopefully there will be much improvement with the mrs coffee model.....

will they call it ..womanual?