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Title: Any one hungry? Post by Ghost on Apr 11th, 2007, 9:30am http://webpages.marshall.edu/~will2/catkettle.html Enjoy the appitizer. For those not able to access here ya go ;;D ;;D ;;D ;;D ;;D ;;D ;;D ;;D ;;D ;;D Cat In the Kettle at the Peking Moon -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- See the FLASH VIDEO! Did you ever think, when you eat Chinese It ain’t pork or chicken but a fat Siamese? Yet the food tastes great, so you don’t complain. But that’s not chicken in your chicken chow-mein. Seems to me I ordered sweet-and-sour pork But Garfield’s on my fork. He’s purrin’ here on my fork. There’s a cat in the kettle at the Peking Moon The place that I eat every day at noon. They can feed you cat and you’ll never know Once they wrap it up in dough, boys: They fry it real crisp in dough. Chou Lin asked if I wanted more As he was dialin’ up his buddy at the old pet store. I said "Not today. I lost my appetite. "There’s two cats in my belly and they want to fight." I was suckin’ on a Rolaid and a Tums or two When I swear I heard it mew, boys: And that is when I knew... There’s a cat in the kettle at the Peking Moon I think I gotta stop eatin’ there at noon. They say that it’s beef or fish or pork But it’s purrin’ there on my fork. There’s a hair-ball on my fork. |
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Title: Re: Any one hungry? Post by JeffB on Apr 11th, 2007, 5:43pm That was just wrong. ;;D |
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Title: Re: Any one hungry? Post by Gator on Apr 11th, 2007, 8:26pm If you like that, try this http://www.bobrivers.com/audiovault/tunes/ 8) |
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Title: Re: Any one hungry? Post by Rosybabe on Apr 11th, 2007, 8:35pm poor little kittens, when my cat does not show up for dinner my husband is always telling me to go check the neighboor's kitchen (they are vietnamese, nice folks do!) ;;D |
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Title: Re: Any one hungry? Post by JeffB on Apr 11th, 2007, 10:33pm The real question for me is.........do they add MSG? :-/ Lord knows I've had enough hairs between the teath, but as long as I enjoy it...WTF. ;;D |
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Title: Re: Any one hungry? Post by Ghost on Apr 12th, 2007, 3:51pm on 04/11/07 at 22:33:47, JeffB wrote:
So Much I could do with that phrase..... I wont though younguns are around some times. No msg but plenty of 9 Lives. ;;D [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] Mike |
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