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(Message started by: BarbaraD on Mar 27^th, 2007, 5:04pm)

Title: ONLY IN AMERICA.....
Post by BarbaraD on Mar 27^th, 2007, 5:04pm

ONLY IN AMERICA :

Only in America ..do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front!

Only in America ..do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries and a DIET coke!

Only in America ..do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters!

Only in America ..do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage!

Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight

Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: pole's in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'!

Only in America ..do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering!

EVER WONDER...

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why you never see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Just a few things to wonder about today -- :D

Hugs BD

Title: Re: ONLY IN AMERICA.....
Post by jimmers on Mar 27^th, 2007, 9:23pm

In Japan, the Women walk three feet behind the Men, In America, they walk all over you!

Running for cover!

Jimmers ;;D

Title: Re: ONLY IN AMERICA.....
Post by JeffB on Mar 27^th, 2007, 10:12pm

Ahh, but in the middle east they walk 3 feet ahead of you. Someone has to check for mines! ;;D