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(Message started by: BarbaraD on Mar 26^th, 2007, 8:17am)

Title: The PLAN
Post by BarbaraD on Mar 26^th, 2007, 8:17am

In the beginning was the Plan.

And then came the Assumptions.

And the Assumptions were without form.

And the Plan was without Substance.

And darkness was upon the face of the Workers.

And the Workers spoke amongst themselves saying, "It is a crock of shit and it stinks."

And the Workers went unto their Supervisors and said, "It is a crock of dung and we cannot live with the smell."

And the Supervisors went unto their Managers saying, "It is a container of organic waste, and it is very strong, such that none may abide by it."
And the Managers went unto their Directors, saying, "It is a vessel of fertilizer, and none may abide its strength."

And the Directors spoke amongst themselves, saying to one another, "It contains that which aids plant growth, and it is very strong."

And the Directors went to the Vice Presidents, saying unto them, "It promotes growth, and it is very powerful."

And the Vice Presidents went to the President, saying unto him, "It has very powerful effects."

And the President looked upon the Plan and saw that it was good.

And the Plan became Policy.

And that is how shit happens.

Title: Re: The PLAN
Post by thomas on Mar 26^th, 2007, 1:25pm

Indeed.

Title: Re: The PLAN
Post by echo on Mar 26^th, 2007, 2:36pm

Happens here on a weekly basis.

Title: Re: The PLAN
Post by Redd on Mar 26^th, 2007, 4:50pm

Or daily..... :-/

Title: Re: The PLAN
Post by JeffB on Mar 26^th, 2007, 5:26pm

Nice.

Title: Re: The PLAN
Post by Mac_Muz on Mar 26^th, 2007, 5:31pm

Ain't it the truth.......

Title: Re: The PLAN
Post by chewy on Mar 26^th, 2007, 6:58pm

Just how did you get ahold of my companies annual growth plan?

Title: Re: The PLAN
Post by Charlie on Mar 26^th, 2007, 8:22pm

Yup.

The buck doesn't stop there. It disappears.

Charlie