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(Message started by: minnie on Mar 18^th, 2007, 2:08pm)

Title: how a Living will should be
Post by minnie on Mar 18^th, 2007, 2:08pm

LIVING WILL

I, __________________________, being of sound mind and body, do not
wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means.

Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead
politicians who couldn't pass ninth-grade biology if their lives
depended on it or lawyers/doctors interested in simply running up the
bills.

If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to ask for at least
one of the following:

______a Bloody Mary

______a Margarita

______a Scotch and soda

______Fried Chicken

______a Coors Light

______a Steak (medium rare)

______Chicken Fried Steak with mashed potatoes and gravy

______Lobster or crab legs

______the Remote Control

______a bowl of Vanilla ice cream

______the Sports Page

______Chocolate

______Sex

it should be presumed that I won't ever get better.

When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my appointed
person and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes and
call it a day.

Signature: ___________________________

Date: ___________________________

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Title: Re: how a Living will should be
Post by Mosaicwench on Mar 18^th, 2007, 3:49pm

Ah . . . if only it was that easy.

[smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: how a Living will should be
Post by jimmers on Mar 19^th, 2007, 9:30am

Sex should be at the top of the list ;;D

Jimmers

Title: Re: how a Living will should be
Post by ClusterChuck on Mar 19^th, 2007, 12:24pm

Is it legal to print that out and sign it?

Or is it copyrighted?

<Calls lawyer, to verify wording, before signing ... >

Chuck

Title: Re: how a Living will should be
Post by BarbaraD on Mar 19^th, 2007, 1:54pm

Leave the lawyer out of the thing -- they'll just throw in a lot of complications... I like it just like it is...
Already signed mine....

Hugs BD