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(Message started by: minnie on Mar 17^th, 2007, 9:06pm)

Title: Hey ladies it's "the why's of men"
Post by minnie on Mar 17^th, 2007, 9:06pm

The Why's of Men
1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(because they are plugged into a genius)
2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
(they don't have enough time)
3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
(they don't stop to ask directions)
4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
(because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock)
(You're laughing, aren't you?!?!)
5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
(so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)
6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
(you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)
7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
(don't know.....it never happened)
( C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!)
And my personal favorite:
8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
(because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)
Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face and
laughter in your heart......Then you are just an old sour fart.

.... :-* Love ya guys life would be boring without ya ... :-*

Title: Re: Hey ladies it's "the why's of men"
Post by nani on Mar 17^th, 2007, 9:11pm

LOL, minnie... [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Hey ladies it's "the why's of men"
Post by Redd on Mar 17^th, 2007, 9:30pm

Minnie I love this...I want to help so here is my contribution.

Men are like......
.....placemats
they only show up when there's food on the table.

.....mascara
they usually run at the first sign of emotion.

.....bike helmets
they're good in emergencies but usually just look silly.

.....government bonds
they take so long to mature.

.....copiers
you need them in reproduction but that's about it.

.....lava lamps
fun to look at it but not all that bright.

.....high heels
they're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.

.....curling irons
they're always hot and always in your hair.

.....mini skirts
if your not careful they'll creep up your legs.

.....handguns
keep one around long enough and your gonna want to shoot it.

Title: Re: Hey ladies it's "the why's of men"
Post by Brewcrew on Mar 18^th, 2007, 9:24am

All this anti-man talk...I'm wounded, I tell you. Wounded.

Title: Re: Hey ladies it's "the why's of men&q
Post by Mosaicwench on Mar 18^th, 2007, 9:30am

on 03/18/07 at 09:24:57, Brewcrew wrote:

All this anti-man talk...I'm wounded, I tell you. Wounded.

You'll survive dear . . .

Title: Re: Hey ladies it's "the why's of men&q
Post by Brewcrew on Mar 18^th, 2007, 9:35am

on 03/18/07 at 09:30:15, Mosaicwench wrote:

You'll survive dear . . .

But...you know how sensitive I can be (sniff).

Title: Re: Hey ladies it's "the why's of men"
Post by minnie on Mar 18^th, 2007, 12:08pm

on 03/18/07 at 09:24:57, Brewcrew wrote:

All this anti-man talk...I'm wounded, I tell you. Wounded.

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Awww Brew this isn't anti man as a matter of fact all of us women love~~To put up with~~ you men :-*
This guide will actually help us ~~laugh our asses off at you~~ understand the complexities of you men
see it's helpful to you guys ....no need to thank me I do this freely ;;D

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