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Title: you know you work for a great company... Post by JeffB on Mar 15th, 2007, 2:35pm when you can send out an email like this. I have one more day at my job before I move to Raleigh. I'm gonna miss these guys. But here's a little of what these people had to endure over the last 6 years. "My heart is heavy right now because I know what I mean to each and every one of you. I know that over the last 6 years I have been the center of your universe and have been like a God to you guys. I don't want you to worry about me, although I know you will, I mean, who wouldn't? I want you guys to go on with your lives without me if that's possible, and know that I must push on and be an inspiration to others. Heather, I know you will be the most crushed. You have looked up to me like I was a messiah and Gods gift to all mankind, which I am. I will call you from time to time my nubile princess just to make sure you never lose hope. Gabe, my friend, this must be hardest for you too. I know the first time you saw me you had to be near me, it's going to be o.k. man, you can keep the photos of me to show your son what a great and handsome man I am. Guy-bo, please take down the picture above your fireplace of us nude, riding that white stallion with your arms around my ripped torso. You must move on and make Nina love you the way you worship me.The rest of you, I know you will talk about me for years to come and tell stories of what it was like to be near me and what it was like for you to actually hear my words of wisdom and greatness. I will leave you with this my friends, for $10.95 a month you can log onto JeffsmyGod.com to see what I've been up to and for an additional $4.95, you can read my blogs!" Fair winds and following seas my friends. |
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Title: Re: you know you work for a great company... Post by Brewcrew on Mar 15th, 2007, 2:54pm I work for a great company, too. But sending an e-mail like that on a company e-mail system could get me fired for sexual harrassment and/or lewd language. |
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Title: Re: you know you work for a great company... Post by thebbz on Mar 15th, 2007, 3:28pm Couldn't do that here,,,,that part of why I'm leaving. This from a man what checks his poops....lol [smiley=laugh.gif] I'm tellin ya! jb |
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Title: Re: you know you work for a great company... Post by LeLimey on Mar 15th, 2007, 3:58pm Does just check poop he talks it! ;;D |
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Title: Re: you know you work for a great company... Post by JeffB on Mar 15th, 2007, 4:00pm Now I have to get a real job. lol |
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Title: Re: you know you work for a great company... Post by LeLimey on Mar 15th, 2007, 4:08pm McDonalds are hiring - I'm sure you can fake your way into convincing them you're up to it :P |
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Title: Re: you know you work for a great company... Post by ClusterChuck on Mar 15th, 2007, 6:03pm You are moving to Raleigh?? Raleigh, where? North Carolina? And I don't recall giving you permission to plagiarize my emails!!! LOL ... That was GREAT, BTW! Chuck |
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