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(Message started by: LeLimey on Mar 5th, 2007, 9:46am)
Title: An important reminder........!
Post by LeLimey on Mar 5th, 2007, 9:46am
I have to say I have found it extremely disturbing over the past few weeks to see how far out of line some of the specimens we are cultivating here are stepping.

I feel its time to remind the lower life forms of their place in the hierachy so can all LLF's read and obey as is your place and can all Higher Life forms (ie the Women) make sure to keep them on their toes at all times.

When keeping poorly trained pets its important to be rigorous with their training and we aren't doing them any favours by letting them sit on the furniture and so on.  ;;D


The FEMALE makes The Rules.

The Rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.

No MALE can possibly know all The Rules.

If the FEMALE suspects the MALE knows The Rules, she must immediately change The Rules.

The FEMALE is never wrong.

If the FEMALE is mistaken, it is a direct result of something the MALE did or said wrong.

The MALE must apologize immediately for causing said misunderstanding.

The FEMALE may change her mind at any time.

The MALE must never change his mind without the written consent of the FEMALE

The FEMALE has the right to be upset or angry at any time.

The MALE must remain calm at all times, unless the FEMALE wants him to be angry and/or upset.

If the FEMALE has PMS, all The Rules are null and void.

The MALE is expected to mind read constantly and act accordingly.

Any attempt to document The Rules could result in actual bodily harm.

The MALE who doesn't abide by The Rules can't take the heat, lacks backbone, and is a whimp.
Title: Re: An important reminder........!
Post by kimmiedawn81 on Mar 5th, 2007, 9:47am
Amen!
Title: Re: An important reminder........!
Post by The mad viking on Mar 5th, 2007, 9:52am
What in hell did they feed you with while you was hospitolised Helen?    ;;D ;;D ;;D
Title: Re: An important reminder........!
Post by BB on Mar 5th, 2007, 9:53am

Amen and halleluja !  8)  ;;D


Annette
Title: Re: An important reminder........!
Post by BB on Mar 5th, 2007, 9:54am

on 03/05/07 at 09:52:43, The mad viking wrote:
What in hell did they feed you with while you was hospitolised Helen?    ;;D ;;D ;;D


Whatever it was, I want some too!  8)


Annette
Title: Re: An important reminder........!
Post by DonnaHar on Mar 5th, 2007, 10:02am
Why, it was testosterone, of course!  
Title: Re: An important reminder........!
Post by LeLimey on Mar 5th, 2007, 10:03am

on 03/05/07 at 09:52:43, The mad viking wrote:
What in hell did they feed you with while you was hospitolised Helen?    ;;D ;;D ;;D


Bente! Your pet is asking questions instead of CLEANING THE BATHROOM!! I think a spell in the snow will bring him to his senses!  ;;D (Svenn I was chewing nails and spitting out rust - you mere males are childs play  ;) )
Title: Re: An important reminder........!
Post by ClusterChuck on Mar 5th, 2007, 10:12am
HooHUM!!!

Another boring, worthless thread ...

But, I should expect as much .. after all, a mere female started it ....

It was SO much better, when they were kept in thier place ... barefoot and pregnant .. AND slapped whenever they said anything .... damn wimminz ....

OH, for the good old days ....

Chuck


(Just flush my ashes after the wimminz finish with me)
Title: Re: An important reminder........!
Post by LeLimey on Mar 5th, 2007, 10:20am
Now girls see what happens when we don't keep up with their training? They become delusional  ::)

Our Chuckie is such a lovely pet too and its a shame to see him gone to seed - after all - NO ONE knows as much about toilet seats as our Chuckie - one could say they're his thong song even   ;;D
Title: Re: An important reminder........!
Post by Paul98 on Mar 5th, 2007, 10:22am
Ah Helen,  see how nice we are to let you wimmin believe you are in charge ;;D

-P.
Title: Re: An important reminder........!
Post by LeLimey on Mar 5th, 2007, 10:26am
Ah Paul - see how nice we wimmin are to let you think you matter  :-*
Title: Re: An important reminder........!
Post by Lobster on Mar 5th, 2007, 10:59am
http://www.choiceshirts.com/images/PL/-0/PL-00161A.jpg
Title: Re: An important reminder........!
Post by LeLimey on Mar 5th, 2007, 11:01am
One large slice of humble pie coming right up Lobby - hope it doesn't choke you   ;;D

Now go and wash the pie tin little boy!
Title: Re: An important reminder........!
Post by Brewcrew on Mar 5th, 2007, 11:13am
Helen, dearest - Is there anything that needs washing or putting away? While I'm busy, why don't you sit down here, enjoy a bon-bon or two, and can I make you a fresh, hot cup of tea?

(How am I doing?)
Title: Re: An important reminder........!
Post by Jimi on Mar 5th, 2007, 11:18am

Quote:
The FEMALE makes The Rules.  


I know, I know, you're a feminists and thats adorable, but this is grownup time and I'm the man. Now be a nice little bimbo and go get me a beer.
Title: Re: An important reminder........!
Post by Melissa on Mar 5th, 2007, 11:24am
Helen, is it just me, or were you asking for all this? [smiley=laugh.gif]
Title: Re: An important reminder........!
Post by LeLimey on Mar 5th, 2007, 11:32am
Kudos to Pat - what an excellent job  ;;D

Ruthie - don't worry honeybun, when you get here I'll help you whip your pets sorry arse into line alrighty!  [smiley=sgrin.gif] Oh and Jimi - you can have a beer when you've finished making the beds - theres a dear  ::)

Melly - Its hard work but we all have to work together - sheesh next thing these boys would start enjoying life and then the situation would be intolerable  ;)
Title: Re: An important reminder........!
Post by LeeS on Mar 5th, 2007, 11:35am
Glad her bloody phone's run out ::) :P
Title: Re: An important reminder........!
Post by LeLimey on Mar 5th, 2007, 11:40am

on 03/05/07 at 11:35:13, LeeS wrote:
Glad her bloody phone's run out ::) :P


Believe anything you would  ::)

You dear are incorrigible - thats why we call you the phantom of platform 9  :P
Title: Re: An important reminder........!
Post by Jimi on Mar 5th, 2007, 11:43am
P.S.....and I expect to see a little cleavage when I am there. [smiley=winkkiss.gif]
Title: Re: An important reminder........!
Post by LeLimey on Mar 5th, 2007, 11:54am
A little cleavage?! I don't know anyone with a little cleavage - at least you're easily pleased!
Title: Re: An important reminder........!
Post by LeeS on Mar 5th, 2007, 11:55am

on 03/05/07 at 11:43:25, Jimi wrote:
P.S.....and I expect to see a little cleavage when I am there. [smiley=winkkiss.gif]

I'm afraid little would be an impossibility Jimi :)

-Lee
Title: Re: An important reminder........!
Post by LadyElaine1 on Mar 5th, 2007, 11:56am
Oh Helen I am so glad your back and your reminder is so well
noted.  ;;D
Title: Re: An important reminder........!
Post by Lobster on Mar 5th, 2007, 11:59am

on 03/05/07 at 11:18:09, Jimi wrote:
I know, I know, you're a feminists and thats adorable, but this is grownup time and I'm the man. Now be a nice little bimbo and go get me a beer.
Best poetry I have ever seen on this board.

Since I gotta do some real work, I assign my man-proxy to Jimi for the remainder of  this thread.

So whatever Jimi says, X2.
Title: Re: An important reminder........!
Post by LeLimey on Mar 5th, 2007, 12:02pm
Wock is a wuss  ;;D
Title: Re: An important reminder........!
Post by Opus on Mar 5th, 2007, 12:52pm

on 03/05/07 at 09:46:49, LeLimey wrote:
The FEMALE makes The Rules.

The Rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.

No MALE can possibly know all The Rules.

If the FEMALE suspects the MALE knows The Rules, she must immediately change The Rules.

The FEMALE is never wrong.

If the FEMALE is mistaken, it is a direct result of something the MALE did or said wrong.

The MALE must apologize immediately for causing said misunderstanding.

The FEMALE may change her mind at any time.

The MALE must never change his mind without the written consent of the FEMALE

The FEMALE has the right to be upset or angry at any time.

The MALE must remain calm at all times, unless the FEMALE wants him to be angry and/or upset.

If the FEMALE has PMS, all The Rules are null and void.

The MALE is expected to mind read constantly and act accordingly.

Any attempt to document The Rules could result in actual bodily harm.

The MALE who doesn't abide by The Rules can't take the heat, lacks backbone, and is a whimp.


In your dreams!

I make all the rules, your only choice is to obey or not to obey.

Take it or leave it, your choice, and possibly your loss.



[smiley=smokin.gif]
Title: Re: An important reminder........!
Post by Linda_Howell on Mar 5th, 2007, 1:00pm


To Paul98  and other mere men here.  You would be wise to take Pauls own advice to himself.

 
Quote:
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Quietly.....and oh so stealthly backing out of this thread......................  

-P.



 
Title: Re: An important reminder........!
Post by Cathi04 on Mar 5th, 2007, 1:04pm
LOL!
Wock IS a wuss..........
and
Jimi has a death wish........
Chuck knows he is big ole kissup!

Now, get your faces OUT of our cleavage, and do as Helen says!

So glad you are back, Helen!! :-*

Cathi
Title: Re: An important reminder........!
Post by sandie99 on Mar 5th, 2007, 1:08pm
Remember the great line from My Big Fat Greek Wedding: "Man might be the head, but woman is the neck and neck can turn the head any direction she wants to!" ;;D

Thanks, Helen! ;)

Sanna
Title: Re: An important reminder........
Post by georgej on Mar 5th, 2007, 1:12pm

on 03/05/07 at 13:04:43, Cathi04 wrote:
Jimi has a death wish........


http://www.ahajokes.com/cartoon/deathwis.gif
Title: Re: An important reminder........!
Post by sandie99 on Mar 5th, 2007, 1:13pm
Good one, George! [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]

Sanna ;;D
Title: Re: An important reminder........!
Post by Paul98 on Mar 5th, 2007, 1:44pm

on 03/05/07 at 13:00:52, Linda_Howell wrote:
To Paul98  and other mere men here.  You would be wise to take Pauls own advice to himself.

 


 

[smiley=moonwiggle.gif] [smiley=moonwiggle.gif] [smiley=moonwiggle.gif] ;;D [smiley=laugh.gif]

-P.
Title: Re: An important reminder........!
Post by Lobster on Mar 5th, 2007, 2:36pm
http://www.physics.mcgill.ca/~tamc/goodhousewife.jpg
Title: Re: An important reminder........!
Post by Sean_C on Mar 5th, 2007, 2:39pm
For all you men who have one like me, this helps me out alot ;;D

http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9iby4baBHJF9xkBYnyjzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=1241as9pp/EXP=1165186650/**http%3a//members.roadfly.org/filehorse/WHIPPED.jpg
Title: Re: An important reminder........!
Post by Ghost on Mar 5th, 2007, 2:56pm
Apparently someone has given the CHenz a drink of delusional Kool-aide! ;;D [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]

Chuck I told you to hide the stuff it is to stron to let CHenz serve them selves! ;)

Jimi nevr settle for a (little clevage) (!) go for the (     !     )   super sized! [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]

If I dont ever make it home I would like to say I love you all!  Well I would like to at least!


Mike

8) The dead goat!  [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] 8)
Title: Re: An important reminder........!
Post by LeLimey on Mar 5th, 2007, 3:00pm

on 03/05/07 at 13:44:42, Paul98 wrote:
[smiley=moonwiggle.gif] [smiley=moonwiggle.gif] [smiley=moonwiggle.gif] ;;D [smiley=laugh.gif]

-P.


Oh look Linda - Paulie has a death wish! Isn't he cute?!  ::)

KOP get back to the laundry, there's a good boy  :-*

Wock I do know my place honeybun, now if you play nicely I'll take my foot off your head!  ;;D

Seanie I knew my mate Barb was a gem  :) She really looks after you letting you have pocket money for luxury magazines doesn't she?! I hope you make her an extra special dinner to show how much you appreciate her!

Opus - you want me to tell she-who-must-be-obeyed or can you cringe by yourself?!

Goatie - aaahhh my little goatie, rushing in where hero's fear to tread. You my sweet can have a night in the nettle patch!
Title: Re: An important reminder........!
Post by seasonalboomer on Mar 5th, 2007, 3:08pm

on 03/05/07 at 15:00:33, LeLimey wrote:
Oh look Linda - Paulie has a death wish! Isn't he cute?!  ::)

KOP get back to the laundry, there's a good boy  :-*

Wock I do know my place honeybun, now if you play nicely I'll take my foot off your head!  ;;D

Seanie I knew my mate Barb was a gem  :) She really looks after you letting you have pocket money for luxury magazines doesn't she?! I hope you make her an extra special dinner to show how much you appreciate her!

Opus - you want me to tell she-who-must-be-obeyed or can you cringe by yourself?!

Goatie - aaahhh my little goatie, rushing in where hero's fear to tread. You my sweet can have a night in the nettle patch!



Helen, isn't it getting close to your bedtime?????  
;)
Title: Re: An important reminder........!
Post by Paul98 on Mar 5th, 2007, 3:14pm
Just so you wimminz know;

I am the sole king in my home!

-P.
Title: Re: An important reminder........!
Post by LeLimey on Mar 5th, 2007, 3:16pm
Yes Paul dear - alot of us think like that of you sweetheart, in fact I'd go so far as to call you Our Sole (SP?!)  :-*

Scottiepoo's bad luck bunny - its getting close to the witching hour - I'm just warming up!  :P
Title: Re: An important reminder........!
Post by Opus on Mar 5th, 2007, 3:49pm

on 03/05/07 at 15:00:33, LeLimey wrote:
Opus - you want me to tell she-who-must-be-obeyed or can you cringe by yourself?!



And who might that be?

Paul
Title: Re: An important reminder........!
Post by Mosaicwench on Mar 5th, 2007, 4:13pm
The MALE who doesn't abide by The Rules can't take the heat, lacks backbone, and is a whimp.

Notice the less common British spelling of the topic at hand.

And I'm appalled that Brew would answer as he did . .  . . . .
Title: Re: An important reminder........!
Post by LeLimey on Mar 5th, 2007, 4:25pm
Thats not how I spell it Pat, obviously someone was thinking of my ex in laws who are chimps!  ;;D

edited to add a lovely word  ;) my new favourite letter of the alphabet too!
Title: Re: An important reminder........!
Post by Charlie on Mar 5th, 2007, 8:49pm
They are cute when you stir them up, aren't they? http://www.kolobok.wrg.ru/smiles/madhouse/girl_crazy.gif?SSImageQuality=Full http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/doing nails.gif http://subscribe.smileygenerator.us/new/albums//multitasking.gif?SSImageQuality=Full

Charlie  http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/die laughing.gif
Title: Re: An important reminder........!
Post by Linda_Howell on Mar 5th, 2007, 9:24pm


  Charlie my dear, has anyone told you lately how much you are loved?  

  http://bestsmileys.com/love1/16.gif
Title: Re: An important reminder........!
Post by AussieBrian on Mar 5th, 2007, 9:51pm

on 03/05/07 at 09:46:49, LeLimey wrote:
If the FEMALE has PMS, all The Rules are null and void.  

PMS.  That the same as BSE?
Title: Re: An important reminder........!
Post by burnt-toast on Mar 6th, 2007, 8:55am
As a realist I attempt to view things from the perspective of fact.  As such, I readily admit that women play the most crucial role in a man's complete spiritual development.  It's simply a fact that we men cannot ignore.  Without experinceing marriage or the long-term companionship of a woman - a man could simply never fully appreciate or comprehend spiritual teachings that attempt to relate the concept of hell.   ;;D

P.S. If you don't hear from me again, my wife has most likely read this - tell the authorites to look for my  body in the woods behind the house - remind them that she knows how to operate the backhoe - tell em' to dig deep.      

Tom
Title: Re: An important reminder........!
Post by Brewcrew on Mar 6th, 2007, 10:15am

on 03/06/07 at 08:55:10, burnt-toast wrote:
As a realist I attempt to view things from the perspective of fact.  As such, I readily admit that women play the most crucial role in a man's complete spiritual development.  It's simply a fact that we men cannot ignore.  Without experinceing marriage or the long-term companionship of a woman - a man could simply never fully appreciate or comprehend spiritual teachings that attempt to relate the concept of hell.   ;;D

P.S. If you don't hear from me again, my wife has most likely read this - tell the authorites to look for my  body in the woods behind the house - remind them that she knows how to operate the backhoe - tell em' to dig deep.      

Tom

Son of a buck, Tom - You had me going there for a minute. I was about to hit "reply" and commend you for your tact and diplomacy, then....wham!

Nice knowin' ya.
Title: Re: An important reminder........!
Post by Jonny on Mar 6th, 2007, 4:32pm
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=cd0_1173215051
Title: Re: An important reminder........!
Post by Lobster on Mar 6th, 2007, 4:39pm

on 03/06/07 at 16:32:57, Jonny wrote:
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=cd0_1173215051

bwahahahahahaahahaa
Title: Re: An important reminder........!
Post by Jonny on Mar 6th, 2007, 6:28pm
Women!....ya cant take them nowhere.....LOL ;;D

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=b55_1173134269
Title: Re: An important reminder........!
Post by artonio7 on Mar 6th, 2007, 6:31pm

on 03/06/07 at 18:28:59, Jonny wrote:
Women!....ya cant take them nowhere.....LOL ;;D

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=b55_1173134269



http://artonio7.com/vomit.gif
Title: Re: An important reminder........!
Post by Brewcrew on Mar 6th, 2007, 8:04pm

on 03/06/07 at 18:28:59, Jonny wrote:
Women!....ya cant take them nowhere.....LOL ;;D

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=b55_1173134269

Get outta da poo, dummy!
Title: Re: An important reminder........!
Post by Paul98 on Mar 6th, 2007, 8:12pm

on 03/06/07 at 18:28:59, Jonny wrote:
Women!....ya cant take them nowhere.....LOL ;;D

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=b55_1173134269


Betcha she aint invited to anymore parties.  

-P.
Title: Re: An important reminder........!
Post by Sean_C on Mar 6th, 2007, 8:24pm
Kinda ironic he says "holy shit"

Why she would ever want her 15 seconds of fame in that scenario is beyond me :-/

It makes me think about never going into a hot tub :P


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