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Title: Totally useless stuff Post by JenniferD on Mar 3rd, 2007, 8:45am My 1000th post. Here's some stuff you probaby didn't know about me, and probably wish you didn't. I actually WORRIED about what my 1000th post should be. Sour cream is my favorite condiment. I have never been to a strip club. I'd go "girls night out", but men look so retarded shaking their ass. I can happily go for years without ever stepping foot into a women's clothing store. I am PAINFULLY self-conscious about everything from what I look like to giving an opinion. Potatoes rock! The sound of a small engine plane overhead puts me instantly to sleep. I have absolutely no social life. I love the smell of freshly turned dirt in the morning. I got my license at 34, and I am STILL afraid to drive anywhere for the first time by myself. I'd rather watch porn and go fishing than do the girly gossip crap. I am extremely ticklish and won't allow anyone to touch the bottom of my feet. The commercial that shows the bride-to-be smoking and saying, "ooooohshutuppp!" makes me almost pee my pants laughing every time I see it. My best childhood memory is blue snow. I used to eat instant lemon iced tea right out of the jar with a spoon. I am so paranoid about hitting that post button, because I am so afraid of y'alls reactions to this. That's me in a nutshell. Jen. |
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Title: Re: Totally useless stuff Post by Mosaicwench on Mar 3rd, 2007, 8:54am Congrats on your 1000th!! (I have quite a way to go before that milestone comes my way) [smiley=bow.gif] |
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Title: Re: Totally useless stuff Post by nani on Mar 3rd, 2007, 9:02am Sounds like we'd get along really well, Jen. Except for the self conscious part. Me? I speak first, think about it later, apologize if I have to. ;) I'm very happy to know you. :-* Congrats on your 1000th! modified for spelling |
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Title: Re: Totally useless stuff Post by Sean_C on Mar 3rd, 2007, 9:11am on 03/03/07 at 08:45:29, JenniferD wrote:
LOL thats my kinda girl ;;D Happy 1000th post Jen ;;D Sean................................ |
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Title: Re: Totally useless stuff Post by Brewcrew on Mar 3rd, 2007, 9:12am on 03/03/07 at 08:45:29, JenniferD wrote:
http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e39/tony60dee/1621/Chippendale20skit.jpg And Jen - That instant iced tea thing is just weird. |
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Title: Re: Totally useless stuff Post by LeLimey on Mar 3rd, 2007, 9:18am Well for my money 1000 posts from you isn't enough! You are your own woman Jen and one I'm very proud to know - oh and just remember, only dead fish swim with the stream ;) lots of love the old trout xxx |
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Title: Re: Totally useless stuff Post by Charlotte on Mar 3rd, 2007, 12:17pm I've never seen the male dancers in person, either. I had tickets to a morning talk show in 1980 that was having the male dancers on, but a big rig turned over going up the hill in Dublin, and I didn't make it to the studio in San Francisco in time, so me and my 2 girlfriends just walked around Chinatown, then came home. Joe took the tv to work that day, and he saw the show and gave me a demo when I got home. They don't look retarded, but they look best when they are actually your own guy. Charlotte p.s. Love you, Jen. |
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Title: Re: Totally useless stuff Post by sandie99 on Mar 3rd, 2007, 1:06pm Jen, it was good to know some things about you. :) I haven't been to a strip club either, but as a journalist I have written a piece about Mr Scandinavia candidates, who did a pre-competition fashion show at a mall near the newspaper's office. And yes, that show included a swimsuit round. :-X Sanna |
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Title: Re: Totally useless stuff Post by BobG on Mar 3rd, 2007, 1:26pm Quote:
It's becoming spring time here. Want to mulch my garden? :D |
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Title: Re: Totally useless stuff Post by Melissa on Mar 3rd, 2007, 1:31pm I thoroughly enjoyed reading about the useless stuff Jen! Thanks! ;;D |
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Title: Re: Totally useless stuff Post by Lobster on Mar 3rd, 2007, 1:36pm on 03/03/07 at 08:45:29, JenniferD wrote:
Marry me. |
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Title: Re: Totally useless stuff Post by BB on Mar 3rd, 2007, 2:07pm Thank you very much Melissa for sharing with us, its always nice to get to know someone better :-* I am the same with the ticklish thing, I am also extremely ticklish and I hate getting mozzie bites on the soles of my feet :P Love ya Annette |
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Title: Re: Totally useless stuff Post by Charlie on Mar 3rd, 2007, 11:51pm http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/fluder.gif Actually, it can be fun hitting that post key. Looks to me like you do just fine. Congrats on your 1,000th. Charlie |
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Title: Re: Totally useless stuff Post by BarbaraD on Mar 5th, 2007, 7:18am Well, I HAVE been to strip club and it's not all it's cracked up to be. "Socks!" Of course I was just doing research... (yeah right!) and it only cost me about $20 to check out the merchandise. Useless stuff is good... Now that we know you better, we need to have a long talk about that lemon ice tea stuff.... gotta try that one... :D Congrats on your 1000th... Hugs BD |
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Title: Re: Totally useless stuff Post by taraann on Mar 5th, 2007, 8:47am That was one of the coolest post's I've seen. BTW the one and only time I've been to a strip club was when I was hugely pregnant. For my sisters bachelorette party, a few friends and the moms. My mom actually bought me a lap dance. I was SOOOO embarrassed, like I wanted to draw attention to the pregnant woman in a strip club! |
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Title: Re: Totally useless stuff Post by kimmiedawn81 on Mar 5th, 2007, 9:15am Thanks for that post! I also have no social life and I also die laughing at the bride-to-be because I have a feeling that's going to be me in 5 months. [smiley=laugh.gif] |
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Title: Re: Totally useless stuff Post by artonio7 on Mar 5th, 2007, 2:40pm on 03/03/07 at 13:36:02, Lobster wrote:
Back off! Beeutch... she knows I'd go "straight" for her... besides... I saw her first. with warm regards, Tony |
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Title: Re: Totally useless stuff Post by Brewcrew on Mar 5th, 2007, 2:43pm on 03/05/07 at 14:40:36, artonio7 wrote:
Gentlemen - Don't make me turn this car around... |
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Title: Re: Totally useless stuff Post by Melissa on Mar 5th, 2007, 2:48pm on 03/05/07 at 08:47:50, taraann wrote:
ROTFLMBO! [smiley=laugh.gif] Ya know what? I am horribly insatiable when I'm preggers, so I would have been right up there...several times. ;;D |
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Title: Re: Totally useless stuff Post by LeLimey on Mar 5th, 2007, 3:15pm LOL Mel I know exactly what you mean! I think its being in the pudding club that does it - you don't have to worry about getting pregnant so its even more fun! ;;D |
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Title: Re: Totally useless stuff Post by echo on Mar 5th, 2007, 5:52pm Congrats on your 1000th post. |
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Title: Re: Totally useless stuff Post by JenniferD on Mar 5th, 2007, 7:00pm on 03/05/07 at 14:48:14, Melissa wrote:
hey mel, wanna know what makes you even worse??? Getting the tubes tied! LOL Poor hubby. he never saw it coming!!!! |
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Title: Re: Totally useless stuff Post by Linda_Howell on Mar 5th, 2007, 9:37pm Where as everyone else is focused in on your eating instant lemon ice tea on a spoon, I find this a lot more disturbing. "I'd rather watch porn and go fishing" are those 2 things REALLY done together? Linda |
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Title: Re: Totally useless stuff Post by Cathi04 on Mar 6th, 2007, 1:26am LOL>>>>>>>>>>ROTFLOL! Jen! I LOVED your 1000th post! I cant wait to read 1500! I, too, love sour cream...... I got my license at 26, with 2 toddlers in the back of the car! (I think it reaised my level of concern to have my precious cargo with me at my most tenuous) I hate shopping of any kind........ but I can't go fishing with you, coz I hate that too! :P :P That said, grab yer purse, girlie, let's go find a Full Monty, ok? I've never seen a group of nekkid men before.... just my husb...............ohh, too much information.......nevermind... BESIDES(digging myself in a bit deeper)..why would I wanna just LOOK???........ya know???) Cathi-who hits 'post' much too often ;;D :-X |
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Title: Re: Totally useless stuff Post by LeLimey on Mar 6th, 2007, 3:50am on 03/05/07 at 21:37:54, Linda_Howell wrote:
Linda you SAW the worm I picked up and you can even ASK?!! [smiley=laugh.gif] |
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Title: Re: Totally useless stuff Post by JenniferD on Mar 6th, 2007, 5:43am on 03/06/07 at 03:50:45, LeLimey wrote:
ok you two smartasses! a mere grammatical error. Shoulda been OR not AND. :D However, if spaced correctly.............hours later........... MANY hours later LOL............ can be done. ;;D As for the tea being disturbing, should I have put paste? Now THAT would be disturbing and explain alot, huh? LOL Love ya both! Jen |
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Title: Re: Totally useless stuff Post by Cathi04 on Mar 6th, 2007, 9:21am I hate interrupting this most enlightening thread......... but, did you read, it has been soo............soooo.........TITLLLATING-heeheehee....... Our Tony has decided to jump the fence!! He's already picked his woman, it's not me......so I'm sending him a message here...... WHY OH WHY, TONY??? i HATE SHOPPING, TOO....AND i LOVE MEN.......LIFE COULD BE GOOD! :-[ Pick me! Pick Me! Pick Me!! Pick me!! Best Regards, :-*Cathi :-* |
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Title: Re: Totally useless stuff Post by Linda_Howell on Mar 6th, 2007, 12:13pm Quote:
Hey Jen?? you should see the photo Sean sent me after reading my post above. Yes, it can be done. :o Perverts abound here. ;;D |
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Title: Re: Totally useless stuff Post by sandie99 on Mar 6th, 2007, 12:14pm Aww, I just love this thread! ;;D Hugs, Sanna |
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