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(Message started by: tanner on Feb 28^th, 2007, 12:38pm)

Title: Mathematical Equation
Post by tanner on Feb 28^th, 2007, 12:38pm

This didn't really strike me as a joke, so........Tim

This equation should be taught in all math classes!

From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But ,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 127%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top!

If I may add one more equation:

W-H-O Y-O-U K-N-O-W
23+8+15+25+15+21+11+14+15+23 = 170

Title: Re: Mathematical Equation
Post by Kevin_M on Feb 28^th, 2007, 1:01pm

on 02/28/07 at 12:38:45, tanner wrote:

What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

S U P P O R T I N G

19+21+16+16+15+18+20+9+14+7 = 155%

;) :-*

Title: Re: Mathematical Equation
Post by fubar on Feb 28^th, 2007, 2:27pm

C L U S T E R H E A D A C H E S

3 + 12 + 21 + 19 + 20 + 5 + 18 + 8 + 5 + 1 + 4 + 1 + 3 + 8 + 5 + 19 = 152%

Title: Re: Mathematical Equation
Post by BB on Feb 28^th, 2007, 3:17pm

W-O-R-K S-M-A-R-T-E-R

24+16+19+12+20+14+1+19+21+5+19 = 170

:) :) :)

Annette

Title: Re: Mathematical Equation
Post by Jonny on Feb 28^th, 2007, 9:05pm

19-21-3-11-13-24-4-9-3-11 ;;D

Title: Re: Mathematical Equation
Post by Barry_T_Coles on Feb 28^th, 2007, 10:02pm

on 02/28/07 at 21:05:15, Jonny wrote:

19-21-3-11-13-24-4-9-3-11 ;;D

19-21-3-11-13-24(25)-4-9-3-11 [9 0ut of 10]

(25-15-21) (1-18-5) (1-23-6-21-12-12)) :o

Title: Re: Mathematical Equation
Post by barry_sword on Feb 28^th, 2007, 10:06pm

:o :o [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Mathematical Equation
Post by georgej on Mar 1^st, 2007, 9:54am

I dunno.

All these encrypted internet postings are going to cause trouble with Homeland Security. There are probably a dozen suits over at the NSA working on cracking the code right now.

Title: Re: Mathematical Equation
Post by Kevin_M on Mar 1^st, 2007, 10:52am

on 03/01/07 at 09:54:19, georgej wrote:

There are probably a dozen suits over at the NSA working on cracking the code right now.

It'll be a tough nut for them. A half dozen suits have been called in already to get cracking.

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