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        New Message Board Archives >> 2007 General Board Posts >> Melissa!!!! Dr. Seuss Purity Test
        
(Message started by: E-Double on Feb 21^st, 2007, 10:15am)

Title: Melissa!!!! Dr. Seuss Purity Test
Post by E-Double on Feb 21^st, 2007, 10:15am

Have you done it on a boat?
Have you done it with a goat?

Have you done it in a bed?
Have you done it with the dead?

Have you done it in the ass?
Have you done it, high on grass?

Have you done it in the car?
Have you simply gone too far?

Have you done it on the beach?
Have you done it with the teach?

Have you done it on your back?
Have you done it strapped to a rack?

Have you done it in a box?
Have you done it with a fox?

Have you done it in a tree?
Have you done it with more than three?

Have you done it in the rain?
Have you done it for the pain?

Have you done it 'tween the tits?
Have you done it wearing mitts?

Have you done it packed in rubber?
Have you done it undercover?

Have you done it on a perch?
Have you done it in a church?

Have you done it with a virgin?
Have you done it with a sturgeon?

Have you done it with ropes and chains?
Have you done it while insane?

Have you done it on the stage?
Have you done it underage?

Have you done it with all your friends?
Have you done it in both ends?

Have you done it with your dog?
Have you done it on a log?

Have you done it under clamps?
Have you done it with the lamps?

Have you done it without style?
Have you done it up a mile?

Have you done it for all to see?
Have you ever had VD?

Have you done it on Mother's couch?
Have you done it in your mouth?

Have you done it while on tape?
Have you done it out of shape?

Have you done it on live TV?
Have you done it whilst you pee?

Have you done it in the gym?
Have you done it on a whim?

Have you done it on a dare?
Do you really think we care?

Answer these and count your "no"s,
pray this number never grows.
Fifty questions we asked thee,
score times two is thy Purity.

Title: Re: Melissa!!!! Dr. Seuss Purity Test
Post by Ghost on Feb 21^st, 2007, 10:53am

purity 14 PLEASE don't ask! [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=headbanger.gif] [smiley=spit.gif] [smiley=smokin.gif]

Mike
the un pure goat! ;;D

Title: Re: Melissa!!!! Dr. Seuss Purity Test
Post by Melissa on Feb 21^st, 2007, 2:30pm

OMG!!!!!!!!! My stomach is in pain now!! [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Melissa!!!! Dr. Seuss Purity Test
Post by Gator on Feb 21^st, 2007, 3:34pm

on 02/21/07 at 14:30:30, Melissa wrote:

OMG!!!!!!!!! My stomach is in pain now!! [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]

Okay, but that still doesn't answer the question. ;;D

LMAO @ Eric

Title: Re: Melissa!!!! Dr. Seuss Purity Test
Post by Melissa on Feb 21^st, 2007, 4:46pm

Ok, I counted 28 no's, so what is my prize? ;;D